Disclaimer: A list I found online. Not mine. Also no offense intended to those who disagree with the list.


1. He is a sidekick; therefore he has none to make trouble.

2. He sings but keeps it to a minimum. He doesn’t make us sit through two solos.

3. Little swirls of colored leaves are not constantly swirling around him.

4. He doesn’t make friends with the enemy.

5. He doesn’t fall in love.

6. He doesn’t risk his life to save a guy he barely knows.

7. He is loyal, faithful and obedient, unlike Pocahontas.

8. He doesn’t lie.

9. He doesn’t ask friends to lie for him.

10. Unlike Pocahontas, he plays it safe. You won’t catch him white water canoeing.

11. He creates interesting hedge designs.

12. He doesn’t get anyone killed.

13. He doesn’t jump off of cliffs.



(Source: animatedheroines.com)