[i] WARNING: This is NOT just Disney villains... I added 2 (two) NON-Disney villain songs (Ruber from Quest for Camelot and In the Dark of the Night from Anastasia), but please don't complain! I am NOT one of those people who think Anastasia is a Disney movie! [i]
In the dark of the night, I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be
It scared me out of my wits--
A corpse falling to bits!
Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was me!
I was once the most mystical man in all Russia
When the royals betrayed me, they made a mistake!
My curse made each of them pay
But one little girl got away!
Little Anya beware, Rasputin’s awake!
In the dark of the night, evil will find her!
In the dark of the night, just before dawn!
Revenge will be sweet
When the curse is complete!
Years from now, no one will bother
To recall your good King Arthur
Because all this will be mine! This will all be mine!
I have a plan, it includes you
You, Juliana, will lead me to
Camelot, where I will claim all that is mine.
In the back of your wagons my men will all hide
You’ll sit up front as the gates open wide…
Like fire, hellfire
This burning in my skin
The burning desire is turning me to sin!
It’s not my fault!
Mea culpa
I’m not to blame!
Mea culpa
It was this gypsy girl, the witch who sent this flame!
Mea culpa
It’s not my fault
Mea culpa
If in God’s plan
Mea culpa
He made the Devil so much stronger than a man!
Cruella De Vil
Cruella De Vil
If she doesn’t scare you
No evil thing will
To see her is take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella De Vil
I admit in the past that I’ve been a nasty
They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you’ll find nowadays
I’ve mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch.
True? Yes.
And fortunately I know a little magic
It’s a talent I always have possessed
And here lately, please don’t laugh
I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely and depressed
Pathetic
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner, this one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed!
Sit down at my table
Put your minds at ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please
I can read your future, change it round some too
I’ll look deep into your heart and soul
Make your wildest dreams come true!
I’ve got voodoo, I’ve got hoodoo, I’ve got things I haven’t even tried!
And I’ve got friends on the other side…
No? Oh
I see how it is...
Rapunzel knows best
Rapunzel’s so mature now
Such a clever grown up miss
Rapunzel knows best
Fine, if you’re so sure now
Go ahead, then give him this!
Ha!
This is why he’s here
Don’t let him deceive you
Give to him, watch, you’ll see!
Trust me, my dear, that’s how fast he’ll leave you
I won’t say I told you so!
Trust in me
Just in me
Shut your eyes
And trust in me
The curl in her lips
The ice in her stare
All innocent children had better beware
Come my minions, rise for your master
Let your evil shine!
Find her now,
Yes, fly ever faster!
No one’s slick as Gaston
No one’s quick as Gaston
No one’s neck is incredibly thick as Gaston’s
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul!
Go ahead! Make your choice!
I’m a very busy woman and I haven’t got all day
It won’t cost much! Just your voice
You poor unfortunate soul
It’s sad, but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you’ve got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
Go ahead and sign the scroll!
Transmogrification central!
Can you feel it?
You’re changing, you’re changing, you’re changing!
I hope you’re satisfied!
But if you ain’t, don’t blame me
Blame my friends on the other side!
You got what ya wanted, but ya lost what ya had!
Sing my pretty
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--
MWAHAHAHAHA
In the dark of the night, I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be
It scared me out of my wits--
A corpse falling to bits!
Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was me!
I was once the most mystical man in all Russia
When the royals betrayed me, they made a mistake!
My curse made each of them pay
But one little girl got away!
Little Anya beware, Rasputin’s awake!
In the dark of the night, evil will find her!
In the dark of the night, just before dawn!
Revenge will be sweet
When the curse is complete!
Years from now, no one will bother
To recall your good King Arthur
Because all this will be mine! This will all be mine!
I have a plan, it includes you
You, Juliana, will lead me to
Camelot, where I will claim all that is mine.
In the back of your wagons my men will all hide
You’ll sit up front as the gates open wide…
Like fire, hellfire
This burning in my skin
The burning desire is turning me to sin!
It’s not my fault!
Mea culpa
I’m not to blame!
Mea culpa
It was this gypsy girl, the witch who sent this flame!
Mea culpa
It’s not my fault
Mea culpa
If in God’s plan
Mea culpa
He made the Devil so much stronger than a man!
Cruella De Vil
Cruella De Vil
If she doesn’t scare you
No evil thing will
To see her is take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella De Vil
I admit in the past that I’ve been a nasty
They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you’ll find nowadays
I’ve mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch.
True? Yes.
And fortunately I know a little magic
It’s a talent I always have possessed
And here lately, please don’t laugh
I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely and depressed
Pathetic
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner, this one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed!
Sit down at my table
Put your minds at ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please
I can read your future, change it round some too
I’ll look deep into your heart and soul
Make your wildest dreams come true!
I’ve got voodoo, I’ve got hoodoo, I’ve got things I haven’t even tried!
And I’ve got friends on the other side…
No? Oh
I see how it is...
Rapunzel knows best
Rapunzel’s so mature now
Such a clever grown up miss
Rapunzel knows best
Fine, if you’re so sure now
Go ahead, then give him this!
Ha!
This is why he’s here
Don’t let him deceive you
Give to him, watch, you’ll see!
Trust me, my dear, that’s how fast he’ll leave you
I won’t say I told you so!
Trust in me
Just in me
Shut your eyes
And trust in me
The curl in her lips
The ice in her stare
All innocent children had better beware
Come my minions, rise for your master
Let your evil shine!
Find her now,
Yes, fly ever faster!
No one’s slick as Gaston
No one’s quick as Gaston
No one’s neck is incredibly thick as Gaston’s
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul!
Go ahead! Make your choice!
I’m a very busy woman and I haven’t got all day
It won’t cost much! Just your voice
You poor unfortunate soul
It’s sad, but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet, you’ve got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
Go ahead and sign the scroll!
Transmogrification central!
Can you feel it?
You’re changing, you’re changing, you’re changing!
I hope you’re satisfied!
But if you ain’t, don’t blame me
Blame my friends on the other side!
You got what ya wanted, but ya lost what ya had!
Sing my pretty
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--
MWAHAHAHAHA
