Jafar-If you must know, I don't like violently imploding into a cloud of dust after my lamp is kicked into a lava lake by Iago, that wretched parrot!
Sykes-I hate it when the train kills me. I would've stopped that little girl from getting away if it weren't for that horrible train.
McLeach-I don't like falling down a huge waterfall to my death. So terrible to die it was. I lied to Cody. I tried to kill Cody, but Joanna pushed me into the water.
Maleficent-I don't like getting slain by Prince Phillip with the Sword of Truth and falling down of the cliff, and down off the cliff is my cloak with the sword on it, and the sword turns black. I hate it because i'm a big villain. I'll be in my live action film in 2014.
Captain Hook-I see my enemy, Tick Tock Crocodile and i don't like him. When Peter Pan returned, i fell into the water along with Smee and Sharky and Bones. And we got chased by Tick Tock Crocodile. Blast that Peter Pan and those puny pirates!