Riders enter the boarding platform and get in the train.
M.I.A. (Micro Intelligent Advisor): "Welcome to the Wrath of Dr Blowhole. For your safety, please keep all hands and feet in the cars at all times. Place all loose items in a zipper pocket or the bins next to the exit. Proceed to the exit if your not riding. Once seated, pull down the handle bar until it is in the lock position. Thank you and enjoy your ride."
Riders secure themselves with handle bars and wait for ride to begin. After everyone is seated, the ride operators give the all clear.
M.I.A: Face forward, press head against the headrest...