Dr. Jonathan Crane

CONTINUED...

Crane: Jervis! Don't sneak up on me like that!
Hatter: I'm sorry. I got lonely. AND, Alice did bring me here.
Crane: Alice???
Freakoutnow: Ello! Thought you could get away from me huh!?
Crane: *Facepalm* I was interviewing Karajorel...
Karajorel: Dr. Crane there's nothing wrong with having group therapy sessions in broad daylight! But *air quotes* "Alice", why'd you bring Jervis?!
Freakoutnow: Because I needed him to get me out! The way "Dr" Crane tied me up nearly cut off my circulation!
Crane: Whole idea.
Freakoutnow: That's why I brought Hatter!
Karajorel: How could he possibly help you?...

This is in NO way serious so don't bag me. This is a bit like a roleplay... Questions and suggestions are welcome! Do you have a question you want to ask the Doctor? (Got a lot of inspiration from an article on fanfiction.net by PsychoSweetHeart).

Me: Hello! XD
Dr: What the!? Who are you? How'd you get through the wall!?
Me: Here... (Hands him an iPhone) Start recording!
Dr: (Fumbles around with it for awhile)
Me: (Sighs) Touch the screen!
Dr: Interesting... What is 'Angry Birds'?
Me: (Snatches it off him) I'm going to ask you a few questions and YOU are going to answer them.
Dr: An interview? (Thinks)...

Me: *Tied up* We never got to the hospital. Dr Party-Pooper Crane had been fooling us all along!
Dr: Na na na na na…
Me: I knew it was all too easy!
Harley: Aw!
Dr: Hmmm, I'm not as dumb as you thought, huh?
Me: I never thought you were dumb. But I do know something: When I get outta here you're gonna cop the electric chair bad, fella!
Dr: Sorry Miss, but girl power failed this time. (If I an call you a girl…)
Me: Hey! I am a girl!
Dr: Tomboy then. *Thinks* Now the tables are turned, I'm going to interview YOU.
Me: I knew this was coming.
Harley: Ditto.
Dr: Button it Joker's girl! Okay... But OH!...