Kal

"Do you wake up in the morning and need help to lift your head?"

He dragged himself out of bed, barely coherent, and fell back onto the covers staring at the cieling. Will today be the day?

"Do you read obituaries and feel jealous of the dead?"

He slapped the newspaper down on the coffee table, afraid, and tormented by the lucky souls free to roam without burden. He put his forehead in his hands and sighed with the weight of the world crushing him, suffocating him.

"It's like living on a cliffside not knowing when you'll dive.
Do you know, do you know what it's like to die alive?"

It sat on his mantle...

Kutner is my favourite member of House's new team. So I have compiled a list of some of his funniest quotes so far. Unfortunately, much of the hilarity is in Kal Penn's delivery, so the written quotes aren't quite as funny as watching him give his lines.


House: I fired you.
Kutner: No, you didn’t
Amber: He fired you. You're number 6.
Kutner: No, I'm number 9.
House: I approve of your shamelessness. You're still fired.


House: Vitamin D is metabolized by both the liver and kidneys - it wouldn't tell us which one screwed up.
Kutner: We could get her wasted. Give her shots of tequila, measure how long...