ways to annoy Draco Malfoy . Ferret boy.
Have Dobby send him a love note
Call him Mudblood
Have every Muggle Born in the school follow him around.
Have the Divination teacher predict that he is going to fall in deep mad love with Harry
Have Luna describe what a nargle is every time he says pure
Follow him around singing ‘Tomorrow’
Ask him if you can go to his and Pansy wedding
Draw a picture of what his and pansy kid will look like
Train a ferret to follow him around
Ask him if he thinks Snape is sexy
Get Hermione to snog him. Then slap him and act like he did it to her.
Have Collin follow him around...
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