Inside a cozy room with pastel-colored walls, snacks scattered everywhere, and the glow of a rom-com movie playing on a nearby screen. Pony Trevor Phillips is back, and he's with Pinkie Pie, who's showing him a TV show.

Pony Trevor: (leaning back, arms crossed) This show is lamb, I can create way more drama than that.

Pinkie Pie: (grinning wide) Prove it!

Pony Trevor: You're on!

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Cuts to inside the home of Derpy and her fiancé, Master Sword. Trevor planted another pony's bra on the bed, causing an argument when they thought Sword had an affair.

Pony Trevor: (outside the house with Pinkie) See? Drama…

Pinkie Pie: (tilting her head) I don't know. This feels kinda staged… And I don't buy them as a couple. I mean one's a macho alpha surging with testosterone, and the other one's Master Sword"

Pony Trevor: Yeah, but—

Pinkie Pie: (interrupting) Plus, there's no conflict! They're already making up!

Cut to Derpy and Master Sword kissing passionately.

Pony Trevor: (exasperated) Fine, moving on!

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We cut to little Spike wandering through town. He's approached by an attractive female pony.

Spike: (blushing) Oh, hello!

Girl Pony: I'm your daughter!

Spike: (eyes wide) What?!

Girl Pony: Says here on this contract that was conveniently dropped at my house! Doesn't look like your writing, but I had to be sure!

Spike: But I'm a baby! This is insane!

Suddenly, Doctor Hoof barges in, looking serious.

Doctor Hoof: You know what else is insane? You have only one week left to live! I found out when these test results were tied to a rock and thrown through my window.

Spike: WHAAAAAA?!

Shifts back to Pinkie Pie, who's watching from a distance with Trevor. Who planted it all..

Pinkie Pie: This is even faker than the last one! I mean, these characters aren't believable!

Pony Trevor shrugs but smirks.

Pony Trevor: Fine, moving on again.

Spike: So, am I—

Pony Trevor: Yeah, it's all fake.

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Pony Trevor takes Pinkie Pie though town.

Trevor: Alright, I got everything ready, here we go..

They suddenly spot a Random Blue Pony losing its hair rapidly, panicking.

Random Blue Pony: Oh god! My hair is falling out! Must have something to do with that poison that was force-fed into my mouth!

Pony Trevor: Hehe, that was me! Drama right?

Pinkie Pie:I don't know…

The scene shifts to two birds sitting on a branch, nervously waiting for their eggs to hatch. Suddenly, a tiny baby Trevor pops out, causing the male bird to flutter angrily.

Pony Trevor: Even I don't know how I did that…

Pinkie Pie: (disappointed) I don't know, I mean I expected something crazier from you, but this is just your usual stuff…

Suddenly, a team of police ponies arrives, creating a dramatic shift in the atmosphere.

Police Pony: Mr. Phillips, you're under arrest for poisoning, forging documents, and bluebird seduction!

Pinkie Pie claps her hooves together excitedly.

Pinkie Pie: Oo, plot twist!

Pony Trevor: (genuinely shocked) No, NO! THIS WASN'T PART OF IT!

Pinkie Pie: (still believes it's all part of some performance) Not bad, Trevor! Now we're getting somewhere!

Pony Trevor spots one of the police ponies's prop guns and grabs it.

Pony Trevor: You won't take me alive!

He shoots at the officers, showering them with colorful bits.

Pony Trevor: ... (flees away, the cops chase him)

Pinkie Pie: Yay! This is the best act ever!

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LATER THAT EVENING:

Pony Trevor: Man what a great escape I did just off screen.

Pinkie: This was fun, we should hang more often..