How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer questions such as THIS one"
My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"
Can you get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"
Why are babies ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."
Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
"... You need help"...
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