Where the h*ll are my keys, by dr Seuss(part of his adult collection);
Where the h*ll are my keys? I did not leave them in the car, I did not leave them in a star. I did not leave them on the floor, or hanging in the door. I did not leave them on the mat, I did not leave them near a cat. Where could they be? My f*cking keys, oh, they're sitting in my hand Posted over a year ago

the lorax was awesome Posted over a year ago

happy birth day dr.seuss Posted over a year ago