I woke up next to Duncan."Wanna have a man off?I got a foot long cup?"Duncan said."Um,I guess."I replied."Loser has to do a surprise task chosen by the winner.""Deal."I said walking into the kitchen.Duncan opened the cupboard and pulled out a huge foot long glass."Drink it non-stop."He said pouring in hot sauce,cream soda,and guacamole.He slid it over to me with a smirk.I drank the whole thing down,and Duncan looked frightened.I poured the same ingredients into the cup for him,and he spilled it all over himself.I laughed hysterically."Okay,best of three?""You're on."I replied."Let's fight."He challenged."Whatever."We stood in the middle of the carpet.He took a running start toward me,and I stopped him with a side kick."How did you learn how to do that?"He asked."I'm a tenth degree black belt"I bragged."Haha.Eighth."He replied.I pulled him up."I want to do the last one anyway."I said."Fine."He said angrily."We each have to sit in the downstairs meat fridge for thirty minutes straight."I stated."Easy."He said smugly."Naked."I finished."YOU'RE CRAZY!WHAT IF THE RESIDENTS SEE US?I'LL BE RUINED!"He yelled."Ooh,has my bad boy gone soft?"I asked."I'll get towels.A few minutes later we were downstairs by the freezer."You first."I challenged."If you want to check me out that bad,let's just go upstairs and-""SHUT IT!"I yelled angrily.I covered my eyes,and Duncan sat inside the meat locker.I had time to run to the hospital.I changed,and got into the car.Twenty-nine minutes later,I was back by the freezer to let Duncan out.I had taken off my clothes."My turn."I said.Duan watched me hopefully."Oh fine."I said fake flashing him a peek,instead punching him."Hehe."I chuckled.I walked into the freezer.But I knew something Duncan didn't as he walkd away.Secret compartment.I crawled out and navigated through the tunnels to sit until my watch beeped.A while later,I had traveled to the balcony,but I left a note saying I left myself out.I heard Duncan walk into the bedroom nt noticing my presense.I ran into the bedroom."Hey princess!"Duncan called from the small desk next to the window."Get on the bed."I demanded.I needed to stall."I think I like where this is going."Duncan said smirking."Oh believe me.You won't."Duncan looked like he was about to be killed as I pushed him on the bed.About four minutes later we were sitting in the kitchen in robes."Hey princess?""Yeah?"I asked him."What did you do today?"He asked."NO COMPRENDE ENGLISH!"I yelled."What?"Duncan asked."Um,nothing!"Ireplied sipping my coffee."You're hiding something!"He confronted."No-n I'm not!"I nervously replied."Yes you are!""HALT DIE NEGOSHEN!"I yelled in German.Duncan stared angrily."Okay,okay.I um,I went to the hospital today,and I uh,got an abortion."Duncan's eyes opened wide."I'm sorry I must have been hallucinating.WHAT?!"He yelled."Yeah."I said shortly."I'm sorry,it's just you were so happy,and I was so scared I couldn't tell you!I couldn't handle it!the risks,the cramps,the throwing up,the mood swings!I couldn't take it anymore!And how could I tell you?You were so excited!Plus I-"Duncan put his hand on my lips."It's koay."He said with a smile.I put my hand to his forehead to check for a temperature."Look I'm fine!I totally understand Courtney.I love you,and it doesn't matter,because that won't make anything change.""REALLY?""Yeah.I think this is a sign.""How?"I asked him."Well,we're newlyweds,and we should just slow down,and explore our marriage for awhile okay?Just have fun,like you said before.And I'm sorry to make you fell so pressured."I smiled and ran downstairs."I'll be right back!"I yelled.I came up five minutes later with a bottle of Merlot."Oh,I love you."Duncan chuckled.He pulled me over to the couch,and put in a movie."Just be careful how much you drink,okay babe!I've seen you drunk."He said."WHAT!?I don't get drunk baby.You,now you get really drunk.""Courtney,one drink literally gets you drunk,so be careful!""Whatever."I replied pouring us both a glass."Cheers."I said."To...innocence."Duncan finished.I laughed."Sure to innocence."We touched galsse,and I drank all of my wine in one gulp.Duncan stared wide eyed."Relax!Ha,haha!"I said feeling dizzy."I took another glass,and Duncan tried to take it away,but I drank it too fast.I then poured four more,despite Duncan's noble efforts.We were later sitting on the back of the couch.(This is a similar scene to the one where J.D and Carla kiss in [Scrubs].)"Duncan you're drunk!"I said swaying."So are you!"He said back."No I'm not!I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"We laughed hysterically."Then let go of the couch!"He confronted."I can let go of the couch if I so choose!""THEN DO IT!"I let go and fell back laughing.Duncan then pointed,and fell down next to me due to loss of balance."Let's go raise h***!"I suggested.I never swore,showing I was really drunk."Okay!"Then I woke at five in the morning unde a table,next to Duncan,naked surrounded by a blanket."Oooh....my head."I heard Duncan mutter."Hangover!"I yelled."What did we do?"I asked Duncan."We streaked."He recalled laughing."WHAT?!"I yelled."You were drunk!How do you know?""I wasn't as drunk as you!""Shut up!"
"That was what you made me do.""What?"I asked."That was the first special task.You have two more."I grinned evilly."I wish I hadn't said that."He groaned.we both got dressed,then I pulled my secret weapon out of the closet."Put this on!"I yelled happily.When Duncan saw the chicken suit he screamed and ran.But I caugt him,and he put it on,and also had to work at the shop for the day,while I satyed home and relaxed.I also picked up Duncan in my Volkswagon Beetle to embarrass him further."ISYOUR HAIR CURLY?"He asked shocked."Yeah."I said not noticing my curls."I'm naturally curly.I hid it from you."Duncan grinned,and we drove home. THE SECOND SEASON IS STARTING SOON!DON'T MISS IT!