Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute DMI Sarnia Branch!
afewlinesmore posted on Jan 05, 2008 at 04:18AM
Dwight fans: Are you Canadian? Or, if not, do you dream of working in a Dunder Mifflin Office on the Canada/US border? Do you think you'd make an excellent Dunder Mifflin Infinity candidate? Then join the fun at the Dunder Mifflin Infinity Sarnia Branch!
Go to: link Click "Apply". Then, when it asks you which branch you would like to apply for, click "Sarnia". Why join Sarnia? Because as a branch: - We're not superstitious, but we are a little stitious - We know which kind of bear is best, and that there really are two schools of thought on the issue - We acknowledge that the eyes are, indeed, the groin of the head - Our speed is somewhere between that of a snake and a mongoose... and a panther - We know that it is a myth that Rabies kills 3 people in America each year. That in fact it kills 4. And we participate annually in the Fun Run for Rabies Awareness - We are early birds and night owls. So we are wise and have worms. And, perhaps most importantly: When asked if we want to join an alliance, we always say "absolutely I do"! S uper A wesome workers R eally hard workers N ot bad workers I ntense A bsolutely the branch to join link
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