ed edd n eddy confessions

It was a sunny day in the Cul-De-Sac. The kids were going to have a sleepover at Edds house.

Sarah and Ed: Hi Double D!

Edd: Hello Sarah

Ed: Hello Ed!

Edd: Wait on the sofa while I get a surprise.

Sarah sits next to Jimmy, while Ed sits next to Eddy.

Eddy: Hey monobrow, can you-

Ed: Did you see Celebrity Death Match last night? Judy Garland beat up Marilyn Monroe.

Edd: I'm back!

Edd sits down on a chair.

Nazz: (Looking at the book Edd is holding) What kind of book is that?

Kevin: Is it a joke book?

Jimmy: A love story?

Johnny: A murder mystery?

Ed: Buttered toast?

Edd: Its a fairy tale. Its called Snow White...

It was a beautiful morning in the cul-de-sac. The sun shone brightly and the birds sang melodically; a perfect day to spend outdoors. But not everyone was interested in enjoying the weather.
"Messy, messy, messy!" Edd was kneeling in his bathtub, scrubbing at a spot of who-knows-what with a small sponge. He stared at the sponge, then the stain, and sighed exasperatingly. "Why is it so difficult to keep things clean?"
But before Edd could return to his meticulous cleaning, the bathroom door burst open and Ed and Eddy literally tumbled into the room.
"Whatcha doin', Double D?" Eddy asked, examining...