I am not prone to bouts of jealousy. This however has me green. I have turned in the Hulk. I love Emily, ever since 'Boogeyman' and 'RoseRed'. I fact the only reason I watched them is because she was in them.

So here's the thing. She's smart, beautiful, talented and well did I say beautiful? Look at those cheekbones! Oh and she gets to hang out with David B all day! God her life must suck! I mean really, why would you want to live like that?

I am sorry. I am a bitter old woman.


That said, I don't think I would trade my life for hers. The payment for fame is too high. Mind you, I would take David off her hands.