Dinner was awkward Alice and I hated awkward. Sine we currently weren't on speaking terms it was difficult. Every night I had dinner at the Cullen's Alice and I talked non-stop about everything so it was strange tonight but Alice and I sat at opposite ends of the table and didn't dare look at each other or else we might giggle there for making the fake hatred not needed. Edward had been filled in on his part of the plan and was as excited as Alice was to try to get rid of Rosalie. The 3 of us were texting while eating. Something Esme never would let us do and you kill us if she knew we were doing this. Finally Carlisle broke the silence.
"Okay some one inform me on why my daughters are not speaking to each other!" He said Alice and I looked at each other than at Edward and waited for our cue. He raised his eyebrows innocently and we knew it was time. We both started yelling at each other me saying how she was narrow minded and she called me naïve. I shouted about how she was to judgmental and she screamed back saying I am only trusting Rose because I had a crush on Emmett and would do anything for him if he asked me to. Apparently Carlisle had heard enough because he yelled over the both of us.
"Enough!" He shouted over Alice and I gave each other a look of death that right now meant something totally different to Alice Edward and me than anyone else thought it meant. Rose started laughing.
"What's so funny?" Alice asked.
"I remember Emmett telling me something a couple of months ago and well this totally matches up to what he said." She said.
"What'd he say?" I asked curiously as I texted Alice under the table on our great success.
"Well he said when you two are mad you freeze each other out at dinner you two sit at opposite ends of the table and when Carlisle comes home no one says anything the he asks and all you do is fling insults at each other till Carlisle or Esme yells at you two to stop." She said.
"Alice we don't do that?" I said. Looking at her telling her to play along Alice looked at me then at Edward and Edward nodded once.
"No we don't I think she's lying." Alice said as a smirk grew more pronounced on her face.
"Wait, freeze right there!" Emmett said.
"What?" Alice, Edward and I said and my heart suddenly started beating extra hard. Oh shit I thought he knew.
"You guys aren't really mad at each other." He said.
"Of course we are!"Alice shouted.
"Then why did you two just agree?" He asked, I looked at Edward with a confused look.
"What Emmett?" I said.
"When you two are really mad at each other you never agree on anything even if it's true. You two were once mad at each other and I asked why you two we were mad at each other and Bella you said were not mad at each other and Alice you said yes we are! And you two went on about weather or not you were mad at each other for 3 hours." He said. Shit I thought. That was true I looked at Alice and sent a text
Bella: Alice, DISAGREE with what I say.
Alice: Okay
Bella: Edward you two ask while were fighting to go yell at each other upstairs k?
Edward: Sure
Alice: Great plan action
"So not true Emmett!" I shouted.
"Is true to Bella!" Alice screamed at me.
"Is not!" I said
"Is too!" Alice said. We went like this for 10 more minutes till I changed it.
"Edward, I'm right, right?" I said looking at him.
"No, Edward I am your sister I am right, right?" Alice said. I am glad she caught on. So did Edward.
"I am not taking sides if you want an opinion ask Rosalie not me and if you want to continue to fight I suggest going to your room!"He shouted at both of us.
"I will not ask that liar for her opinion!" Alice screamed.
"Yeah because you know I am right and she will pick me because I am right" I countered
"Not true! She will just side with you because she wouldn't know style if Valentino went and hit her with his shoe!" Alice said and I laughed. So did I and pretty soon we were cracking up on the floor.
"What's there problem?" Rosalie asked.
"They just made up in there own way. Alice said something they both thought was funny and now they are laughing and they will forget they were ever mad at each other unless they're faking like I am suspecting then they will go back to freezing each other out. Or I guess fake freezing each other out." Emmett said. He looked at Jasper now.
"Dude are your sisters always this weird?" He asked.
"Yes, but I love 'em anyway!" Emmett said proudly as I helped Allie up. Allie was the nickname I almost never used for Alice. We were walking to the stairs when I felt some grab my arm and I tripped over air and next thing I knew I was falling then Jasper was on top of me. We laughed and Alice stopped where she was at the foot of the stairs and shook her head and watched Jasper stand up then help me.
"Sorry little darlin'."He said.
"'S okay" I said. "Nice accent where is it from its very southern?" I asked.
"Texas." He said.
"That's cool." I said.
"Yeah I guess." He said.
"You need a nickname." I said.
"What?" He asked.
"You need a nickname. Wait I got one!" I said.
"What?" He asked.
"I can't tell you I have to ask me evil cohort Alice. " I said. "Allie!" I called. Soon enough Allie was there and so was Emmett. Allie and I wore evil matching grins. Jasper was just standing there not knowing his fate.
"Dude we need to get you outta here man!" Emmett said as he started pulling Jasper away but Jasper refused to be dragged he stopped his feet and Emmett stopped with him. "What the hell man don't you know your asking for torture what did I tell you about those matching evil grins that they wear!" Emmett screamed but he wasn't done. "You wanna know what they nicknamed me-" He was goona say but Alllie and I beat him to it.
"Undieman!" Allie and I shouted at the top of our lungs as we hit the ground in side-splitting laughter. Jasper started laughing and Rosalie walked in.
"Why did I hear your weird ass sisters say 'Undieman' and then start laughing.?" She asked. "Ohh no they got to Jasper too!" Rosalie exlamied dramatically and Edward was coming down the stairs.
"Hey Undieman!" Edward said and immediately started laughing and Allie and I started laughing again and Japer fell to the ground because he was still laughing so hard.
"Why did Edward just call you Undieman and then start laughing." Rosalie asked.
"When they were little Alice, Bella and Edward decided they were gonna give everyone they knew nicknames. They were in like 3rd grade and so I got Undieman." He said.
"Not true!" I said. "You didn't finish the story so Allie, Eddie and I will tell the story for you." I said.
"Yeah Bellie." Allie cheered.
"Bellie?" Jasper asked.
"Don't mock we were in 1st grade and there is no point in changing 'em now we just took parts off oour names and added IE to the end of the 3 of our names. Right Eddie?" I said.
"Right Bellie." He sighed.
"Edward doesn't like being called Eddie." I explained. "Now time to tell the story." I cleared my throat. "Actually we were in kindergarten because we got home early form school earlier than Emmett at least. We got home and did our homework which was addition and spelling. Alice was having trouble with her adding (math never was poor allie's strong subject) And we got done as Emmett ran in. 'Hey Alice!' I had said.
'what?' She asked
'get Edward' I had said.
' Edward get your butt down here before I beat it' Alice said. And Edward came running down the stairs.
'What' he asked.
'I don't know bella just told me to call you so I did' Alice said shruggin innocently.
'We should all give each other nicknames!' I exclaimed.
'Okay!' They agreed excitedly.
'Edward's is-' I though carefully. I whispered my idea for Edward's name in her ear.
'I love it!' Alice said evily. And Edward started slowly backing away." I said. Rose had to go ask a question.
"Why did he start backing away?" Rosalie asked.
"You never want to have to see Alice and I give you these smiles they are worse then the one jasper got earlier. They say hey were really up to no good here! They practically scream it!" I said delighted. "As I was saying Eddie here was slowly backing away oh wait I forgot to mention Eddie is a shorten version of Edwards full nickname." I said.
"So like a nick-nick name?" Jasper asked.
"Exactly" Alice chirped. "Go on Bellie." She said.
"As I was saying Eddie here was slowly backing away as we advanced at him 'till he ran into that fireplace over there." I said pointing to the fireplace in the great room next to us. "And we got him cornered and whispered in his ears 'Eddie-kins'" And he just looked at us horrified.
"See," Edward said. "Even when they were little they were up to no good!"He exclaimed.
"Umm Eddie-kins I believe I was telling my story." I said.
"Sorry." He mumbled. "Continue." He said.
"Thanks Eddie. So Alice and I looked at each other 'Alice I have a great nick name for you' I had said
'What are you thinking?' She asked.
'Allie!' I exclaimed.
'okay and yours is Bellie' She said.
'Why bellie?' I asked.
'Cause it can't be bella that's already your nickname so it needs to be something else' Alice had sais it to me as if it was the most obvious things in the world!" I exclaimed.
"Well it was!" She said.
"Wait Bella isn't your first name?" Jasper asked.
"No it's Isabella but if you call me that you might find yourself tied to a tree trunk the next morning. Just ask Undieman!" I said.
"What?" Rosalie and Jasper asked in chorus
"Ahh a different story for a different time. As I was saying Allie had ecide my name was Bellie and we went to play Barbie Bella , that's where she makes me into whatever she feels like in those days it was a princess or a fairy these day Ia m covered in make-up and nail polish and ugh I smell like hairspray. We finished and I was dressed like a popstar. And Emmett came through the door with his backpack on and slammed it against Esme's floor who had just finished doing laundry the underwear load and she threw Emmett's underwear at him and says to him
'Put those in your drawers mister not just laying on your bed where I found them yesterday!' She said the underwear landed on Emmett's head, or at least some of it did and I whispered to Alice,
'he needs a nickname' I said
'what though?' Edward asked. Emmett was running back down the stairs now and looked at us as we huddled together.
'I got it!' I exclaimed.
'What?' they asked excitedly
'Undieman!' I had declared.
'Yeah' they chorused. Emmett at that point was staring at us like what the heck
'Did mom give you guys too much sugar today when you got home?' he had asked us.
'No Undieman!' I answered and for the first time we all laughed as Emmett received his new name Undieman. He had protested whined and complained but his nickname never got changed." I said as Alice, Jasper, me, Edward and Rosalie started laughing. Emmett however found this not funny and said.
"And that is how evil they are!' Emmett shouted as Carlisle and Esme walked into the room.
"Oh goody the Undieman story again. You kids were so clever when you were tiny but poor Emmett or Edward always at the receiving end of the pranks." Esme said.
"So why do I need a nickname?" Jasper asked.
"Because I felt like giving you one now hold on while Alice and I go over our options here." I said as Alice and I pulled out our cell phones. So did Edward but I said to him. "Edward no matter how close you are to my brother no one but me and Alice get to be in the process of picking someone's nick name this you know." I said.
"Fine!" He mumbled and I turned my attention back to my cell.
Alice: So any ideas?
Bella: When don't I for jasper we could do Jazzy or Cowboy and Rosalie can be Rosie or Rosi
Alice: Rosi
Bella: Alice…
Alice: Fine Rosie so what about Jasper? Btw I think he likes you.
Bella: Omg me too! I think we should go with Jazzy I want cowboy to be my own private nickname for him and if you tell anyone Alice Cullen you won't have a head tomorrow!
Alice: Okay bella that is so sweet! So do you like him back?
Bella: Yeah he is cute and has a great accent I love boys with and accent
Alice: Okay dokey time to tell everyone our decision bitch over there is starting to look impatient.
Bella: Trues dat. No calling her that out loud though that will be our secret nickname for her not even Edward can know!
Alice: Good Idea! Okayz let's go.
Bella: Ltrz
"Okay we have reached our decision's" Alice said and everyone settled into the couch even Carlisle and Esme were watching the ceremony. "And drum roll please!" Alice commanded. Everyone except for Emmett started drum rolling Emmett just kept on humming that song that comes on everytime that some one is about to surprise you in a scary movie.
"Jasper's is Jazzy and Rosalie's is Rosie!" I said. Alice laughed.
"I like it!" Jazzy said.
"Thanks sir." I said as I batted my eyelashes.
"Can I talk to you?" Jasper asked. Rosalie and Alice both looked at me.
"Why wouldn't you be allowed to?" I asked. Emmett and Edward were both staring at me.
"Bella, can I just talk to you for a quick second" Emmett said and I saw Jasper's face cloud.
"Can it wait Emmett?" I asked.
"Sure." Emmett says. Jasper took my hand lke to the southern gentleman he is and led me to his new room.
"What's up?" I asked.
"How do you do it?" He asked.
"Do what?" I asked.
"Dazzle everyone. I mean everyone. If you smile at anyone and ask them to do anything. Even Emmett." He said.
"Not anything." I said.
"Okay Miss Swan go smile at Edward and ask him to come talk to you alone and then bring him back up here." He said.
"Is that a dare Mister Hale?" I asked.
"You bet it is." He said smugly.
"And what happens if I win?" I asked.
"You can decide." He said.
"And if You win?" I said. "Which by the way is higly unlikely." I added.
"You come out to dinner with me friday night." He said.
"Deal." I said shaking his hand. Now I hoped I lost. Dinner with Japser sounds like fun. I walked down the stairs and ran and tripped over the last stair, it was becoming a habit now I thought and Edward caught me. I smiled at him. 'Hey Edward can I talk to you upstairs, alone?" I asked. Alice had a blank look on her face.
"No way!" Allice screamed. I looked at her and so did Edward?
"What the?" I asked confused.
"Yeah sure let's go!" He said. I walked with him upstairs to Jaspers room. I let him in and faked to be upset that I lost.
"Fine Jazzy you win." I said. Smiling on the inside.
"Bella darlin' you know your happy I won." Jasper said. True I thought.
"What?" Edward asked.
"Nothing, go back down stairs." Jasper said.
"Fine." Edward said as he walked back down stairs.
"I have a bet for you." I said.
"And what might that be mam." Jasper asked with that accent I almost lost my train of thought.
"I bet you can't kiss me." I said.
"Now that is a quite a dare mam." Jasper said.
"True. You chicken?" I asked.
"No, mam." He said as he leaned toward me I got up and ran. I was out the door and half way down the hall before he caught me and I ran into my room and slammed the door and hid in my rather large closet. Jasper looked in my room. He said.
"Come on lil' darlin where are ya'?" He asked. I giggled a little to loudly. He opened the door and immediatley ran in. "Where are ya'?" He asked. I giggled. He found me I pulled me out of the dark closet. And shut the door to my room as I tried to make a brake. I tripped on my way to the door. I fell as Jasper who had been following me the whole time tripped over me and landed directly on top of me. I laughed so did he. He leaned in and so did I.
"Are you seriously givin in that easily?" He asked.
"You caught me, wher else can I go?" I asked as i raised my eyebrows at him. And with that he kissed me. I kissed him back and deepened the kiss. I heard feet running up the stairs but I didn't care. Suddenly the door to my room flung open and Jasper got off of me in a matter of seconds. I looked up to see Alice, Rosalie, Emmett and Edward staring at us.
"Okay some one inform me on why my daughters are not speaking to each other!" He said Alice and I looked at each other than at Edward and waited for our cue. He raised his eyebrows innocently and we knew it was time. We both started yelling at each other me saying how she was narrow minded and she called me naïve. I shouted about how she was to judgmental and she screamed back saying I am only trusting Rose because I had a crush on Emmett and would do anything for him if he asked me to. Apparently Carlisle had heard enough because he yelled over the both of us.
"Enough!" He shouted over Alice and I gave each other a look of death that right now meant something totally different to Alice Edward and me than anyone else thought it meant. Rose started laughing.
"What's so funny?" Alice asked.
"I remember Emmett telling me something a couple of months ago and well this totally matches up to what he said." She said.
"What'd he say?" I asked curiously as I texted Alice under the table on our great success.
"Well he said when you two are mad you freeze each other out at dinner you two sit at opposite ends of the table and when Carlisle comes home no one says anything the he asks and all you do is fling insults at each other till Carlisle or Esme yells at you two to stop." She said.
"Alice we don't do that?" I said. Looking at her telling her to play along Alice looked at me then at Edward and Edward nodded once.
"No we don't I think she's lying." Alice said as a smirk grew more pronounced on her face.
"Wait, freeze right there!" Emmett said.
"What?" Alice, Edward and I said and my heart suddenly started beating extra hard. Oh shit I thought he knew.
"You guys aren't really mad at each other." He said.
"Of course we are!"Alice shouted.
"Then why did you two just agree?" He asked, I looked at Edward with a confused look.
"What Emmett?" I said.
"When you two are really mad at each other you never agree on anything even if it's true. You two were once mad at each other and I asked why you two we were mad at each other and Bella you said were not mad at each other and Alice you said yes we are! And you two went on about weather or not you were mad at each other for 3 hours." He said. Shit I thought. That was true I looked at Alice and sent a text
Bella: Alice, DISAGREE with what I say.
Alice: Okay
Bella: Edward you two ask while were fighting to go yell at each other upstairs k?
Edward: Sure
Alice: Great plan action
"So not true Emmett!" I shouted.
"Is true to Bella!" Alice screamed at me.
"Is not!" I said
"Is too!" Alice said. We went like this for 10 more minutes till I changed it.
"Edward, I'm right, right?" I said looking at him.
"No, Edward I am your sister I am right, right?" Alice said. I am glad she caught on. So did Edward.
"I am not taking sides if you want an opinion ask Rosalie not me and if you want to continue to fight I suggest going to your room!"He shouted at both of us.
"I will not ask that liar for her opinion!" Alice screamed.
"Yeah because you know I am right and she will pick me because I am right" I countered
"Not true! She will just side with you because she wouldn't know style if Valentino went and hit her with his shoe!" Alice said and I laughed. So did I and pretty soon we were cracking up on the floor.
"What's there problem?" Rosalie asked.
"They just made up in there own way. Alice said something they both thought was funny and now they are laughing and they will forget they were ever mad at each other unless they're faking like I am suspecting then they will go back to freezing each other out. Or I guess fake freezing each other out." Emmett said. He looked at Jasper now.
"Dude are your sisters always this weird?" He asked.
"Yes, but I love 'em anyway!" Emmett said proudly as I helped Allie up. Allie was the nickname I almost never used for Alice. We were walking to the stairs when I felt some grab my arm and I tripped over air and next thing I knew I was falling then Jasper was on top of me. We laughed and Alice stopped where she was at the foot of the stairs and shook her head and watched Jasper stand up then help me.
"Sorry little darlin'."He said.
"'S okay" I said. "Nice accent where is it from its very southern?" I asked.
"Texas." He said.
"That's cool." I said.
"Yeah I guess." He said.
"You need a nickname." I said.
"What?" He asked.
"You need a nickname. Wait I got one!" I said.
"What?" He asked.
"I can't tell you I have to ask me evil cohort Alice. " I said. "Allie!" I called. Soon enough Allie was there and so was Emmett. Allie and I wore evil matching grins. Jasper was just standing there not knowing his fate.
"Dude we need to get you outta here man!" Emmett said as he started pulling Jasper away but Jasper refused to be dragged he stopped his feet and Emmett stopped with him. "What the hell man don't you know your asking for torture what did I tell you about those matching evil grins that they wear!" Emmett screamed but he wasn't done. "You wanna know what they nicknamed me-" He was goona say but Alllie and I beat him to it.
"Undieman!" Allie and I shouted at the top of our lungs as we hit the ground in side-splitting laughter. Jasper started laughing and Rosalie walked in.
"Why did I hear your weird ass sisters say 'Undieman' and then start laughing.?" She asked. "Ohh no they got to Jasper too!" Rosalie exlamied dramatically and Edward was coming down the stairs.
"Hey Undieman!" Edward said and immediately started laughing and Allie and I started laughing again and Japer fell to the ground because he was still laughing so hard.
"Why did Edward just call you Undieman and then start laughing." Rosalie asked.
"When they were little Alice, Bella and Edward decided they were gonna give everyone they knew nicknames. They were in like 3rd grade and so I got Undieman." He said.
"Not true!" I said. "You didn't finish the story so Allie, Eddie and I will tell the story for you." I said.
"Yeah Bellie." Allie cheered.
"Bellie?" Jasper asked.
"Don't mock we were in 1st grade and there is no point in changing 'em now we just took parts off oour names and added IE to the end of the 3 of our names. Right Eddie?" I said.
"Right Bellie." He sighed.
"Edward doesn't like being called Eddie." I explained. "Now time to tell the story." I cleared my throat. "Actually we were in kindergarten because we got home early form school earlier than Emmett at least. We got home and did our homework which was addition and spelling. Alice was having trouble with her adding (math never was poor allie's strong subject) And we got done as Emmett ran in. 'Hey Alice!' I had said.
'what?' She asked
'get Edward' I had said.
' Edward get your butt down here before I beat it' Alice said. And Edward came running down the stairs.
'What' he asked.
'I don't know bella just told me to call you so I did' Alice said shruggin innocently.
'We should all give each other nicknames!' I exclaimed.
'Okay!' They agreed excitedly.
'Edward's is-' I though carefully. I whispered my idea for Edward's name in her ear.
'I love it!' Alice said evily. And Edward started slowly backing away." I said. Rose had to go ask a question.
"Why did he start backing away?" Rosalie asked.
"You never want to have to see Alice and I give you these smiles they are worse then the one jasper got earlier. They say hey were really up to no good here! They practically scream it!" I said delighted. "As I was saying Eddie here was slowly backing away oh wait I forgot to mention Eddie is a shorten version of Edwards full nickname." I said.
"So like a nick-nick name?" Jasper asked.
"Exactly" Alice chirped. "Go on Bellie." She said.
"As I was saying Eddie here was slowly backing away as we advanced at him 'till he ran into that fireplace over there." I said pointing to the fireplace in the great room next to us. "And we got him cornered and whispered in his ears 'Eddie-kins'" And he just looked at us horrified.
"See," Edward said. "Even when they were little they were up to no good!"He exclaimed.
"Umm Eddie-kins I believe I was telling my story." I said.
"Sorry." He mumbled. "Continue." He said.
"Thanks Eddie. So Alice and I looked at each other 'Alice I have a great nick name for you' I had said
'What are you thinking?' She asked.
'Allie!' I exclaimed.
'okay and yours is Bellie' She said.
'Why bellie?' I asked.
'Cause it can't be bella that's already your nickname so it needs to be something else' Alice had sais it to me as if it was the most obvious things in the world!" I exclaimed.
"Well it was!" She said.
"Wait Bella isn't your first name?" Jasper asked.
"No it's Isabella but if you call me that you might find yourself tied to a tree trunk the next morning. Just ask Undieman!" I said.
"What?" Rosalie and Jasper asked in chorus
"Ahh a different story for a different time. As I was saying Allie had ecide my name was Bellie and we went to play Barbie Bella , that's where she makes me into whatever she feels like in those days it was a princess or a fairy these day Ia m covered in make-up and nail polish and ugh I smell like hairspray. We finished and I was dressed like a popstar. And Emmett came through the door with his backpack on and slammed it against Esme's floor who had just finished doing laundry the underwear load and she threw Emmett's underwear at him and says to him
'Put those in your drawers mister not just laying on your bed where I found them yesterday!' She said the underwear landed on Emmett's head, or at least some of it did and I whispered to Alice,
'he needs a nickname' I said
'what though?' Edward asked. Emmett was running back down the stairs now and looked at us as we huddled together.
'I got it!' I exclaimed.
'What?' they asked excitedly
'Undieman!' I had declared.
'Yeah' they chorused. Emmett at that point was staring at us like what the heck
'Did mom give you guys too much sugar today when you got home?' he had asked us.
'No Undieman!' I answered and for the first time we all laughed as Emmett received his new name Undieman. He had protested whined and complained but his nickname never got changed." I said as Alice, Jasper, me, Edward and Rosalie started laughing. Emmett however found this not funny and said.
"And that is how evil they are!' Emmett shouted as Carlisle and Esme walked into the room.
"Oh goody the Undieman story again. You kids were so clever when you were tiny but poor Emmett or Edward always at the receiving end of the pranks." Esme said.
"So why do I need a nickname?" Jasper asked.
"Because I felt like giving you one now hold on while Alice and I go over our options here." I said as Alice and I pulled out our cell phones. So did Edward but I said to him. "Edward no matter how close you are to my brother no one but me and Alice get to be in the process of picking someone's nick name this you know." I said.
"Fine!" He mumbled and I turned my attention back to my cell.
Alice: So any ideas?
Bella: When don't I for jasper we could do Jazzy or Cowboy and Rosalie can be Rosie or Rosi
Alice: Rosi
Bella: Alice…
Alice: Fine Rosie so what about Jasper? Btw I think he likes you.
Bella: Omg me too! I think we should go with Jazzy I want cowboy to be my own private nickname for him and if you tell anyone Alice Cullen you won't have a head tomorrow!
Alice: Okay bella that is so sweet! So do you like him back?
Bella: Yeah he is cute and has a great accent I love boys with and accent
Alice: Okay dokey time to tell everyone our decision bitch over there is starting to look impatient.
Bella: Trues dat. No calling her that out loud though that will be our secret nickname for her not even Edward can know!
Alice: Good Idea! Okayz let's go.
Bella: Ltrz
"Okay we have reached our decision's" Alice said and everyone settled into the couch even Carlisle and Esme were watching the ceremony. "And drum roll please!" Alice commanded. Everyone except for Emmett started drum rolling Emmett just kept on humming that song that comes on everytime that some one is about to surprise you in a scary movie.
"Jasper's is Jazzy and Rosalie's is Rosie!" I said. Alice laughed.
"I like it!" Jazzy said.
"Thanks sir." I said as I batted my eyelashes.
"Can I talk to you?" Jasper asked. Rosalie and Alice both looked at me.
"Why wouldn't you be allowed to?" I asked. Emmett and Edward were both staring at me.
"Bella, can I just talk to you for a quick second" Emmett said and I saw Jasper's face cloud.
"Can it wait Emmett?" I asked.
"Sure." Emmett says. Jasper took my hand lke to the southern gentleman he is and led me to his new room.
"What's up?" I asked.
"How do you do it?" He asked.
"Do what?" I asked.
"Dazzle everyone. I mean everyone. If you smile at anyone and ask them to do anything. Even Emmett." He said.
"Not anything." I said.
"Okay Miss Swan go smile at Edward and ask him to come talk to you alone and then bring him back up here." He said.
"Is that a dare Mister Hale?" I asked.
"You bet it is." He said smugly.
"And what happens if I win?" I asked.
"You can decide." He said.
"And if You win?" I said. "Which by the way is higly unlikely." I added.
"You come out to dinner with me friday night." He said.
"Deal." I said shaking his hand. Now I hoped I lost. Dinner with Japser sounds like fun. I walked down the stairs and ran and tripped over the last stair, it was becoming a habit now I thought and Edward caught me. I smiled at him. 'Hey Edward can I talk to you upstairs, alone?" I asked. Alice had a blank look on her face.
"No way!" Allice screamed. I looked at her and so did Edward?
"What the?" I asked confused.
"Yeah sure let's go!" He said. I walked with him upstairs to Jaspers room. I let him in and faked to be upset that I lost.
"Fine Jazzy you win." I said. Smiling on the inside.
"Bella darlin' you know your happy I won." Jasper said. True I thought.
"What?" Edward asked.
"Nothing, go back down stairs." Jasper said.
"Fine." Edward said as he walked back down stairs.
"I have a bet for you." I said.
"And what might that be mam." Jasper asked with that accent I almost lost my train of thought.
"I bet you can't kiss me." I said.
"Now that is a quite a dare mam." Jasper said.
"True. You chicken?" I asked.
"No, mam." He said as he leaned toward me I got up and ran. I was out the door and half way down the hall before he caught me and I ran into my room and slammed the door and hid in my rather large closet. Jasper looked in my room. He said.
"Come on lil' darlin where are ya'?" He asked. I giggled a little to loudly. He opened the door and immediatley ran in. "Where are ya'?" He asked. I giggled. He found me I pulled me out of the dark closet. And shut the door to my room as I tried to make a brake. I tripped on my way to the door. I fell as Jasper who had been following me the whole time tripped over me and landed directly on top of me. I laughed so did he. He leaned in and so did I.
"Are you seriously givin in that easily?" He asked.
"You caught me, wher else can I go?" I asked as i raised my eyebrows at him. And with that he kissed me. I kissed him back and deepened the kiss. I heard feet running up the stairs but I didn't care. Suddenly the door to my room flung open and Jasper got off of me in a matter of seconds. I looked up to see Alice, Rosalie, Emmett and Edward staring at us.
