Kellan at the teen choice awards

Uh-oh. I thought the look on everyone's face said it all. Emmett looked pissed as hell although I can't figure out why. Alice was smiling. Nothing shocked Alice. And Edward and Rosalie wore matching expressions of pure shock.

"Why is Emmett staring at Jasper with dagger eyes?" I asked the people staring at me and Jasper.

"Holy Crow..." Was all that Edward said and I started laughing. So did Alice.

"Why the hell are you two laughing again!" Emmett shouted.

"He...said...Holy...Crow..." I said as I laughed and tried to sit up but it did no good my head just flopped back down onto the soft and squishy...

'She will be all right,' I explained to the parents from the patient.
'Oh thank you, Docter Cullen,' they smiled to me.
'Your welcome,' I said. And I walked threw the door. I was done for today. I went to my home. My wife Esmé, and my son Edward where there.
'Where is Rosalie?' I asked when I came in. Rosalie was my daughter.
'Oh, hey dear, she's hunting, after a few hours she will be back,' Esmé smiled. 'How was work?'
'Fine,' I smiled.
'A vampire who is a doctor,' Edward laughed.
'Yes, I know, today there was a girl who had an accident. Her parents where so thankfull that I saved her, they...