I found this funny joke by reading a book called "chat...chat...chat!". This is only a joke okay? I'm not really serious of what I wrote here.
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Let's face it-english is a crazy language.
There's no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger.
There is neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins were not made in England.
French toast and French fries? Nope, not form France.
Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,and a guinea pig is neither from guinea nor it is a pig.
And why it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce,...