Dedicated to all brainwashed servants, mindless zombies and Murtaghs out there.
Why wait for Eragon to save you? By fallowing these five simple steps, you should be able to free yourself of Galbatorix's mind control in no time.
1. Hold nothing dear to you.
Otherwise, Galbatorix is bound to use it against you. Familiy, friends, your life,... if you value any of these you are a perfect target for evil rulers. If you don't... well you won't hold any of them for long, but you won't be a mind slave either.
2.Change your true name at least once per week.
It's like changing the location of your hidden savings. If you don't, sooner or later someone is going to figure it out. So make sure you don't become too predictable.
3.Instead of giving vows Galbatorix wants from you, promise you will do something else instead.
Nope, sorry. I can't go fighting Varden this weekend. I've just sworn to my wife in Ancient Language that I would fix the roof. Maybe next time. Although the garden needs some work as well...
4.Make sure you are useless.
Those who have great powers or strenghts (e.g.: Dragon Riders, Shades) are highly desired by Galbatorix's lot. On the other hand, those who bump into things while being posessed by evil spirits or fall off flying dragons are not nearly as wanted. Works best if practiced from the beggining, but it's never too late to start.
5.Do what Galbatorix demands from you even without being mind-contolled.
The surest way to avoid mindslavery. Some argue the whole breaking-free-thing looses it's point, though.
BTW: Try at your own risk. Ilovereading does not answer for any physical or mental damage caused by torture Galbatorix might use on you because of your disobedience.
Why wait for Eragon to save you? By fallowing these five simple steps, you should be able to free yourself of Galbatorix's mind control in no time.
1. Hold nothing dear to you.
Otherwise, Galbatorix is bound to use it against you. Familiy, friends, your life,... if you value any of these you are a perfect target for evil rulers. If you don't... well you won't hold any of them for long, but you won't be a mind slave either.
2.Change your true name at least once per week.
It's like changing the location of your hidden savings. If you don't, sooner or later someone is going to figure it out. So make sure you don't become too predictable.
3.Instead of giving vows Galbatorix wants from you, promise you will do something else instead.
Nope, sorry. I can't go fighting Varden this weekend. I've just sworn to my wife in Ancient Language that I would fix the roof. Maybe next time. Although the garden needs some work as well...
4.Make sure you are useless.
Those who have great powers or strenghts (e.g.: Dragon Riders, Shades) are highly desired by Galbatorix's lot. On the other hand, those who bump into things while being posessed by evil spirits or fall off flying dragons are not nearly as wanted. Works best if practiced from the beggining, but it's never too late to start.
5.Do what Galbatorix demands from you even without being mind-contolled.
The surest way to avoid mindslavery. Some argue the whole breaking-free-thing looses it's point, though.
BTW: Try at your own risk. Ilovereading does not answer for any physical or mental damage caused by torture Galbatorix might use on you because of your disobedience.
