Best Eric Northman Quotes:
Sookie:"He’s your maker, isn’t he?"
Eric:"Don’t use words that you don’t understand."
Sookie:"You have a lot of love for him."
Eric:"Don’t use words that I don’t understand."
“Can’t handle one little girl, Bill? Newborns can be like this. Man up, my friend, she’s not even one night old”.
Eric to Russell: “Apparently you wanted my Fathers crown for your vast collection of meaningless shit.”
Eric to Sookie: “You’re blood…it tastes like freedom, Sookie. Like sunshine in a pretty blonde bottle”.
Eric: “Sookie, my little bullet sucker”
Sookie: “Eric, my big bullshitter”
Sookie: "You've killed my fairy godmother!"
Eric [to Pam]:"You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless".
Eric:"I enjoy a good head-ripping as much as any vampire, but in this case it might be wise to consider the value of the heads in question".
Eric:"Please don't take this wrong way Sookie, but shut up!"
Eric:"If you plan in rescuing a vampire during daylight, I have seriously overestimated your intelligence".
Eric:"You're going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. Or how about both?"
Sookie:"You think I'm that stupid?"
Eric:"No, I think you're human".
Eric:"You surprise me. That's rare in a breather."
Sookie:"You disgust me."
Eric:"Perhaps I'll grow on you".
Sookie:"I'd prefer cancer".