Ethan: *Pulling 3 passenger cars* Well guys, we're glad you had fun, but summer is now over.
Passengers: *Shivering in their bathing suits* Is that why it's so cold?
Kevin: *Throwing a frisbee*
Liam: *Catches the frisbee*
Kevin: Good catch.
Liam: Thanks buddy. *Spots the audience* Oh, hi guys. Welcome to another episode of the S.S.S.S. I'm Liam from The Nut House, and I got everything set up for you to enjoy tonight.
8:00 PM - Now
The Nut House
8:30 PM - Later
Trainz - Bak 2 Bak
Liam: *Throws the frisbee back to Kevin* Let's start.
Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland
Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of you here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: You will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up by my boys. Good luck to you Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to you fellas as well.
After five minutes of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.
One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.
Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from inside. He shoots him with a silenced pistol*
MI6 Agent: *Rolls down a small hill*
Johnny: *Looks at the body*
CIA Agent: Isn't that one of the MI6 agents?
Johnny: Call Commander Kane, tell him there's an intruder. *Runs towards the castle*
Enemy Spy: *Getting into a 1989 Mercury Grand Marquis*
MI6 Agent: *Watching the enemy spy drive off* Wait a minute. You can't take that!
Johnny: *Runs past the agent* Excuse me.
Enemy Spy: *Turns on a radio*
Enemy Spy: Finally, some good music after being stuck in that- *Hears someone on top of the car*
Johnny: *On the roof of the Mercury*
Enemy Spy: *Turns right*
Johnny: *Rolls to the left, and breaks through the driver's side window*
Enemy Spy: *Gets pushed into the right seat*
They both grabbed their guns, but a tractor pulling a trailer full of hay was in their way.
Johnny: *Swerves to the left to avoid the tractor*
Enemy Spy: *Falls on top of Johnny*
Johnny: *Pushes the spy off of him, and aims his gun at him. They both shoot at the same time, but their bullets hit each other. He kicks the spy towards the right door*
Enemy Spy: *Shoots through the window, and is out of bullets*
Johnny: *Sees a truck in front of them* Ah! *Goes right, down a dirt road*
MI6 Agent: Copy, I see them.
Enemy Spy: *Takes Johnny's gun, and shoots at the MI6 Agent*
MI6 Agent: *Firing an MP5 at both of them*
One bullet made the trunk open, revealing several crates full of grenades, and dynamite.
Enemy Spy: *Punches Johnny*
Johnny: *Grabs his gun, and hits the enemy spy*
Enemy Spy: *Knocks the gun out of Johnny's hand. It flies to the back, hits the roof, and fires a bullet into the trunk, setting off a dynamite fuse*
Johnny: *Gets on top of the spy, and repeatedly punches him*
He smelled something burning, and knew he had to get out quickly.
Johnny: *Sees smoke coming from the trunk, and jumps out*
Enemy Spy: Huh? *Looks back, and sees the smoke from the dynamite, but the car explodes, and he is dead*
Stop the song
Johnny: *Stands up*
MI6 Agents: *Arriving in a Range Rover Evoque*
MI6 Agent 95: Are you alright Mr. Lightning?
MI6 Agent 73: What was that person after?
Johnny: *Holding a flash drive* I swiped it from him just before the explosion. We better show this to Commander Kane.
MI6 Agent 95: Right. Hop in.
Johnny: *Gets in the back*
The three of them turned around, and started heading back to Commander Kane.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts to the left, out of the parking garage*
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Johnny, and the British spies returned to the building where Commander Kane was waiting.
Narrator: With the flash drive I found from the guy I killed, me and everyone else could hopefully learn more about what we were about to face.
Episode 8: The Mole
Johnny: *Walks into a big room with the British spies. There are thirteen other people, including Commander Kane*
Commander Kane: Johnny, glad to see you're safe.
Johnny: Thank you sir. *Hands him the flash drive* Hopefully we'll figure out what that guy wanted.
Special guest stars
Daniel Radcliffe as Mark Henderson
Jeremy Clarkson as Lewis King
Rhys Davies as Derek O'Rourke
Commander Kane: *Puts the flash drive in a laptop, plugged into a projector* Let's see what we got. *Looks at the screen, and sees a list of names*
Monica Cruz as Debbie Alameda
Eddie Redmayne as Benjamin Jefferson
MI6 Agent 95: Good god, that's a list of our agents!
MI6 Agent 73: What did the person look like? The one that you were chasing?
Johnny: White skin, black hair, and blue eyes. I believe I saw a security camera when we were doing our training. It was close to the area where he stole the car with explosives.
Commander Kane: Let's go take a look.
The four of them walked into a room where they could replay the footage from the security camera.
Johnny: *Looking at the man* Does he look familiar to any of you?
MI6 Agent 73: No.
MI6 Agent 95: Afraid not.
Johnny: There's gotta be something we can find that can give us a clue. What brand is the flash drive from?
Commander Kane: I believe it was from a new company in Spain called Gran Memoria.
MI6 Agent 73: Gran Memoria?
Johnny: That's Spanish for Big Memory. Now I maybe wrong, but something tells me that we can find a couple of clues over at their company.
Commander Kane: I'll get some documents set up for you.
MI6 Agent 95: You can't go alone. The question is, who can go with you?
MI6 Agent 73: It'll be difficult to find someone we can trust.
Johnny: Not quite. If you're suggesting to send someone from your organization, I know a few guys you can count on. I've worked with them in the past, and I know they can be trusted.
Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.
Lewis: *In a fancy hotel, he hears his phone ring, and answers it* Lewis King speaking.
Johnny: Lewis, it's Johnny.
Lewis: Johnny, good to hear from you again, but unfortunately now's not a good time.
Lewis: Well you see, I'm currently already on an assignment in Brazil. A maniac stole a spaceship from California, and I'm with another CIA agent stopping him.
Johnny: Well, good luck.
Lewis: Before I go however, there is one thing I must tell you. Your female agents know how to have a good time. *Hangs up*
Johnny: *Closes his eyes* Well, that's gonna be difficult to get out of my mind.
MI6 Agent 73: No go I presume?
Johnny: Correct. Let's try Derek.
Derek: *Answers his cell phone* O' Rourke.
Johnny: Derek, it's Johnny. Are you available at the moment?
Derek: Yes, why?
Johnny: I'm helping your government try to find a mole in your organization. I just intercepted a flash drive containing dozens of names of British Agents. I'm in Northern Ireland if you want to join me.
Derek: Of course. Exactly where are you in Northern Ireland?
Johnny: Mount Stewart. I'm at the MI6 training facility. See if Mark Henderson can join us.
Derek: I'm afraid not. He's in Sweden tracking down some stolen weapons. I do know another agent that can join us however. Ever heard of Benjamin Jefferson?
Derek: Well I've been working with him for a couple of weeks, and he's a fine chap. Get some tickets ready, and we'll join you soon.
Commander Kane: Gran Memoria is located in Zaragoza.
Johnny: Good, see you two later. Kane says that we're going to Zaragoza, in Spain. Goodbye. *Hangs up*
From Northern Ireland, Johnny, Derek, and Benjamin quickly made it into Zaragoza.
Johnny: You ever been to Spain before Ben?
Benjamin: Once, but not in this city.
Flight Attendant: Attention all passengers, we will land in Zaragoza in five minutes. Please make sure that you have all of your belongings, and remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete stop.
Johnny: Not a partial stop.
Derek: Because during a partial stop...
Johnny & Derek: I partially get up!
The plane landed, and when the three walked into the terminal, they were greeted by a man standing next to a brand new black Chrysler 300.
Driver: Welcome gentlemen.
Derek: Standard CIA issue.
Benjamin: Impressive. *Gets in the back with Derek, and Johnny*
Soon, they reached their hotel. Stop the song.
Johnny: *Walks in with Derek, and Benjamin* Okay, let's take a look at what Commander Kane gave us.
Derek: *Puts his suitcase on a table*
Benjamin: *Holding several papers, ID's, and passports*
Johnny: Thank you Benjamin. *Looks at one of the papers* We've been instructed to go to Gran Memoria tomorrow at 9 AM, on the dot. Our ID's, and passports have our fake names. I'm Felix Potter, Derek's Harold Greene, and Benjamin, you are Otto Runstedt.
Benjamin: Why am I always the German?
Derek: Come on now, this is only the second time.
Johnny: Our background cover is this. All three of us have been in the UK for many years, and our original flash drive factory shut down. We heard that Gran Memoria was hiring, and decided to get positions here.
Derek: Who's the leader?
Johnny: Benjamin, I believe you have the picture of Gran Memoria's CEO.
Benjamin: That I do. *Holding the picture*
Derek: *Looking at a lady* Who is that?
Johnny: Debbie Alameda. She's going to interview us at the meeting tomorrow.
Benjamin: *Looking worried* Johnny, I think I realized something wrong with your cover. How old are you?
Johnny: 22. Why?
Benjamin: *Shows him his ID* It says you were born in 1986.
Johnny: Must have been a typo. Nothing we can do about it now. If Larry Wilcox could pull it off, then so can I.
Derek: What does that mean?
Johnny: He was able to look younger than his actual appearance. Nobody will notice that I'm 10 years younger than 32.
Johnny arrived at Gran Memoria with Derek, and Benjamin.
Johnny: *Opens the door, and holds it for the others*
Derek: Thank you. *Walks inside with Benjamin*
Johnny: *Following the two of them*
Desk Clerk: Welcome gentlemen. Are you here for an interview?
Johnny: I am. Felix Potter, and these are Harold Greene, and Otto Runstedt.
Derek: How do you do?
Desk Clerk: Fine, thank you. If you sit down over there, I'll get everything prepared for you.
Johnny: *Sits down with Derek, and Benjamin*
Benjamin: What exactly are we going to try, and find?
Johnny: Anything unusual. Places like this are occasionally used as a front.
Debbie: *Walks into the room* Hello gentlemen.
Johnny: Good morning.
Debbie: My name is Debbie Alameda. Please follow me.
Johnny: *Stands up with Derek, and Benjamin. The three of them follow Debbie to a flight of stairs*
Debbie: So, I understand that you three come from the United Kingdom.
Johnny: We do, but I was originally born in the United States. *Looks at a door that says Employees Only*
Debbie: And your name is?
Johnny: Felix Potter.
Debbie: *Walks into her office with the others* It's funny, you look very young for someone who's 32.
Derek: Larry Wilcox pulled it off.
Debbie: The actor?
Johnny: Yes. *Sits down with the others, and places his finger on the right arm of his glasses, activating an infra-red lense*
Debbie: Well there is one thing I must inform you.
Derek: *Adjusting his watch* And that is?
Debbie: You're in trouble.
Benjamin: *Stands up pointing a gun at Johnny*
Debbie: *Pointing a gun at Derek* Follow me.
Johnny: I take it we didn't get the job.
The two of them were placed in a room with no windows. This was also on the second floor.
Derek: What did you see before we got imprisoned?
Johnny: I didn't have much time, but I did find some people loading boxes. My guess is they're either weapons, or flash drives.
Derek: Perhaps both.
Johnny: How do we get out of this one?
Derek: I contacted Mark with my watch by hitting an emergency button. He should be here within an hour, but my watch should also have a couple of other gadgets.
Johnny: Preferably a laser.
Derek: How'd you know?
Johnny: Mabel, my quartermaster makes the same type of watch for both our governments.
In the room where men were loading weapons into boxes.
Benjamin: Their real names are Johnny Lightning, and Derek O' Rourke. Johnny is the American.
Debbie: I know. Only an American would have a name like that. How much did they figure out?
Benjamin: Aside from the name of this company, not much. Let's make sure they don't intercept anymore of our flash drives, or MI6 will crack down on us in five seconds flat.
Derek used the laser from his watch to break the lock on the door, and open it.
Derek: Too bad your watch can't do that.
Johnny: Yes, but it can provide us with transportation.
Derek: We got to stop Benjamin before he starts getting more flash drives. Who knows how much information he'll steal from us?
Johnny: I'm not planning on finding out. We'll stop him in time.
They made it to the entrance to the room where the flash drives and weapons were being loaded.
Johnny: *Slowly opens the door*
Derek: *Walks in with Johnny*
Guard: *Walking up a flight of stairs*
Johnny: *Closes the door*
Derek: *Sees Benjamin* follow me.
Johnny: *Following Derek. They use a conveyor belt for cover*
Benjamin: We got just three more minutes to go before everything is prepared.
Debbie: Have the drivers prepare their trucks, and we will get everything loaded.
Benjamin: *Grabs a walkie talkie* All drivers, get your trucks to their designated loading areas.
These trucks were delivery vans from Mecedes-Benz. They were backing up with the back doors open to load the boxes.
Johnny: I got an idea.
Derek: What is it?
Johnny: *Pulls out his 45, and attaches a silencer* You better make sure no one's on the walkway above us.
Derek: You're clear.
Johnny: *Shoots a switch, and makes the conveyor belt go backwards*
Debbie: What the hell?
Guard 53: Somebody tried to shoot me!
Debbie: *Looks at a bullet hole on the switch* It's been disabled. Turn the machine off.
Benjamin: All drivers, we're having some technical difficulties. Please remain in the vans, and don't go anywhere.
Johnny: *Stands up with Derek* Freeze!
Benjamin: *Looks at the two agents* Well, well. Johnny Lightning.
Johnny: So you're the mole throwing MI6 under the bus.
Benjamin: If that's how you want to describe it, sure.
Derek: Why Benjamin?
Debbie: Because of me.
Benjamin: They framed her for the murder of another agent in Amsterdam. Despite all of my evidence proving her innocence, they still ordered to have her killed. I was suspended for helping her, but we changed our identities, and relocated here.
Johnny: I remember that story. Every news channel over the world buzzed about it when it occurred ten years ago.
Derek: And you basically decided to get revenge on us for that case.
Benjamin: Precisely. *Pulling out a gun*
Johnny: Well that's not going to happen. *Shoots Benjamin*
Debbie: *Running for the conveyor belt*
Johnny: Come on! *Following Debbie with Derek following closely behind*
Debbie: *Sliding towards the trucks*
Van Driver: *Looking at Debbie* What do we do now?
Debbie: Sit tight.
Derek: *Throws a grenade at a fuel tank* Adios Gran Memoria!
Johnny: *Running after Debbie* Hurry up before it blows!
The grenade destroyed the entire building. The force of the explosion made Johnny and Derek fall onto the ground. Debbie was getting into a Ferrari F12.
Johnny: This looks like a job for the Coronet. *Activates his watch* Run!
Derek: *Running next to Johnny*
Johnny: *Selects the 1969 Dodge Coronet* Jump!
Derek: *Jumps with Johnny*
Johnny was now driving his car with Derek sitting to his right.
Derek: If only Lewis was here.
Johnny: Yeah, I wonder what he's up to right now.
The song pauses for a brief moment as Lewis fights men in a space station.
Lewis: *Firing a laser pistol* Roger Moore, I wish you were still alive!
The song continues as we get back to our chase.
Debbie: *Takes a left turn, cutting off a bus*
Johnny: *Does the same thing*
Bus Driver: ¿Por qué la gente siempre tiene que tener prisa?
Johnny: I hope Mark knows where to meet up with us.
Derek: My watch is broadcasting our position to his radar. If he's looking.
Debbie: *Using the Puente De Santiago bridge to cross the Ebro*
Johnny: *Getting closer to Debbie* Shoot out one of her tires if you can.
Derek: *Grabs his P229, and lowers his window*
Debbie: *Going around the circle*
Derek: *Shoots Debbie's back window, and breaks it*
Debbie: *Turns off the circle, and goes towards another circle*
A helicopter was seen heading towards her.
Debbie: Uh oh.
Derek: That's Mark alright!
Pilot: *Lands in front of Debbie's car*
Johnny: *Slides his car, stopping behind Debbie's Ferrari*
Stop the song
Debbie: *Running away*
Johnny: *Shoots Debbie in the leg*
Debbie: *Lands on the ground*
Mark: *Arresting Debbie* You kill one of our agents, and stole some of our weapons.
Debbie: How did you find that out?
Mark: Some of your men told me in Sweden. Rest their souls.
Johnny: Well Derek, looks like our mission is accomplished.
Derek: What do you say we head back to Ireland? This time, for pleasure instead of business.
Johnny: I like the sound of that.
Song (Start at 1:04): link
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from January 31, 2019
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 16: Tubing
The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown, and Milford, and they like to go to other places.
Kevin, and Liam were talking about doing this one day inside The Nut House.
Kevin: We'll leave my truck in Stockton so we can take the tubes back to my place. Then we use your car to go to Bull's Island.
Liam: Okay, sounds good.
Kevin: I am so looking forward to tomorrow. The two of us will have a wonderful time.
Parker: *Walks over to Kevin, and Liam* I just got 8,000 points on Dig Dug. How did you improve your high score to 43,000?
Kevin: It helps to kill multiple enemies with one rock, and collect all the food that appears on the middle of the screen.
Parker: What are you two talking about?
Parker: I like tubing. Can I join you?
Kevin: I don't see any harm in that. What about you Liam?
Liam: Okay Parker, you can join us.
Parker: Thank you. This will be loads of fun. I have my own tube, so you don't have to worry about lending me one of yours.
Kevin: You know where my address is?
Kevin: Frenchtown, I live just across the street from the Methodist Church. Meet me there, and we'll meet Liam in Stockton.
In Stockton, Liam was waiting with his car.
Kevin: *Arrives in his truck. He gets out, and walks to Liam*
Liam: Where's Parker?
Kevin: At Bull's Island, with our tubes. How else can we make sure no one steals them?
Liam: How do you think he feels about that?
Let's find out.
Parker: *Feeling miserable as he sits on all three tubes on a pile* They should be back by now.
Liam: *Arrives with Kevin*
Parker: Where have you been?
Kevin: Driving here from Stockton. I was worried it would take longer, but the roads weren't crowded for a change.
Parker: You still took too long.
Kevin: *Gets out of the car with Liam* We're taking long now arguing with you. Do you want to get going, or not?
Liam: *Places his keys in the glove compartment*
Parker: Lock your car.
Liam: What for? No one's going to steal it.
Parker: I said lock your car.
Kevin: You're still holding us up.
Parker: Lock your car!
Kevin: *Hits Parker in the back of his head*
Liam: It's not as fancy as his Packard. What's he worried about my car for?
Kevin: He probably thought it would get stolen.
Liam: That would definitely make things worse for us. We should be fine though. Nobody steals anything in this area.
Parker's eyes were closed for twenty one minutes. When they finally opened, he saw himself travelling down the Delaware River with Kevin, and Liam on their tubes.
Parker: What happened?
Kevin: You tripped.
Parker: Then what happened?
Liam: We took you down to the river.
Kevin: So that we could go tubing. And then.. *Snickers* And then you promised to give up on beating my high score at Dig Dug.
Parker: I never said that!
Liam: *Smiles as he stares at the sky* I knew one of you would bring that up. *Closes his eyes, enjoying the sunshine*
Kevin, and Liam were enjoying the tube ride down the Delaware River. Parker was also with them, but he had a plan. He was quietly talking to himself, facing away from Kevin, and Liam.
Parker: We're halfway from Stockton. Kevin mentioned something about me not beating his high score in Dig Dug, but I have something better planned. I'll drown him, so that he can't play Dig Dug ever again. Then, I'll be able to beat his high score.
Kevin: Hey, you know it's not a good idea to talk to yourself, right?
Parker: *Sweating* Says who?
Kevin: You want people to like you, don't you?
Parker: *Slowly reaches for a rock on the river bed* Sure. *Gets close to Kevin, and is about to hit him with the rock, but he drops it* Oh no!
Liam: What happened?
Parker: I had a rock, but I dropped it.
Kevin: You can get another one.
Parker: Right. *Picks up another rock*
Kevin: In fact, I want a rock too. *Picks up a rock*
Liam: I'll just enjoy the sunshine. Wake me up when we reach Stockton.
His eyes were closed, so he couldn't see Parker going towards Kevin with the intention of knocking him out with his rock.
Parker: *Raises his rock*
Kevin: *Turns around, and blocks Parker's rock with his own* Ha! What are you trying to do that for?
Parker: *Sighs* Dig Dug.
Kevin: You know, you could try to beat me at something else.
Kevin: Suit yourself.
After an enjoyable journey down the Delaware River, Kevin brought Parker, and Liam back to Liam's car.
Liam: See Parker? I told you no one would steal my car.
Parker: I don't care, take me home.
Kevin: As you wish.
Ending Theme: link
Liam: *Steps out of Kevin's truck*
Kevin: *Drives away with Parker*
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one more minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground next to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head by her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front by his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit by her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit by his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up by floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 7, 2018
Kevin: *Throws the frisbee*
Liam: *Catches it* Thanks for sticking with us, but now it's time for a break. We'll come back in half an hour with those back to back episodes of Trainz.