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Derek: Good day sir. I'm a posh British gentleman, and I'm here to sell you one of England's greatest cars. The Ford Mondeo.
Liam: You mean the Fusion?
Derek: No. The Mondeo. It's different from the Fusion. Your steering wheel is on the right side, while the petrol pedal is to the left.
Liam: I'm gonna turn down your offer.
Derek: Oh well. At least I'm hosting tonight's episode. I'm Derek O'Rourke from the Johnny Lightning series, and this is our lineup for tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Lightning

8:30 PM - Later

The Nut House - Bak 2 Bak

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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Narrator: The City of Townsville. *Hears gunshots* Is being robbed by two guys in ski masks!!!!!
Burglars: *Shooting at people as they run into an alleyway. As no one is looking at them, they climb into a manhole, and go down a ladder*
Narrator: Oh those ski masks are horrifying.

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Episode 3: Sedusa

Burglar: Okay, where do we go now?
Burglar 2: *Pulls out his phone* Keep moving forward. When we make it to the 2nd intersection, that's where we want to go right. Right?
Burglar: Right.

They kept moving forward, but suddenly from behind them, a flashlight shone brightly on them.

Burglars: *Turn around, and look at the person pointing the flashlight at them, also carrying a .38 revolver*
Burglar: *Pulls out his gun*
Person: *Shoots both guns out of the burglars hands*
Burglar 2: What do you want with us?
Person: Your money.

Stop the song. Two more shots were heard, as several rats started moving away from the humans.

When the police discovered the two dead burglars, The Powerpuff Girls arrived. They landed in the middle of the crime scene, making sure they didn't ruin the hard work of the officers.

Blossom: Hi Sargent.
Police Sargent: Why hello there Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup.
Bubbles: What happened?
Police Sargent: Our suspects in the bank robbery have been shot. I'm sad to say that they have been killed.
Buttercup: They deserve it.
Blossom & Bubbles: Buttercup!
Bubbles: No one ever deserves to be killed.
Buttercup: Not even Mojo Jojo, or Fuzzy Lumpkins, or...Him?! *Points at Him*

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Him: *Laughing* I'll be back later to torture you three! *Disappears*

Stop the song.

Blossom: Okay, maybe Him deserves to be killed, but no one else.
Bubbles: Any witnesses?
Police Sargent: No. The bullets in our victims came from a .38 revolver.
Blossom: That'll help. We'll use our X-ray vision to find what we're looking for.
Narrator: And so the girls took off to find anyone with a revolver.
Blossom: *Looking to the right*
Bubbles: *Looking to the left*
Buttercup: *Looking in between*
Narrator: But after a couple of hours, they weren't successful.
Blossom: *Back at her house with her sisters*
Buttercup: *Sighs* What if our suspect escaped?
Bubbles: That's possible. The murders did take place underground.
Blossom: *Her eyes are wide open as she thinks of a plan* Bubbles, you're a genius. Our suspect is underground. Let's get some lunch, then go back out there to find our suspect.

Narrator: Meanwhile underground.
Sedusa: *Holding lots of dollars in her hands* I'm very lucky to have run into those two men. I got all the money, and I barely had to do a thing.
Narrator: The girls were also down there, using their X-ray vision to look through walls to find their suspect.
Bubbles: I think I found something.

The three girls found Sedusa climbing up a ladder.

Blossom: Let's go!!
Sedusa: *Climbs out of a manhole, and points her gun at a police car*
Police Officer: *Gets out, pulling his gun* Drop your weapon!
Sedusa: *Shoots the officer, gets in the police car, and takes off*

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Bubbles: *Pops up from the manhole with Blossom, and Buttercup* She stole a police car!
Buttercup: After her!
Blossom: *Takes off after Sedusa with her sisters*
Sedusa: *Looks behind her* Oh great. Those Powerpuff Girls. *Spins her .38 around her finger* Luckily, I know how to slow them down.
Blossom: Watch your distance girls. We don't want to get hit by her bullets.
Sedusa: *Points her gun out the window*
Bubbles: *Moves to the right*
Sedusa: *Fires*
Bubbles: *Dodges, getting closer to Sedusa*
Blossom: Careful Bubbles!
Bubbles: I'm going under the car.
Buttercup: Hey, good thinking.
Blossom: I'll distract her. You two pick up the car from the bottom.
Sedusa: *Drifts through an intersection, going left*
Buttercup: *Coughs from the smoke of the tires*
Bubbles: You okay?
Buttercup: Fine. Let's stop her.
Narrator: Come on girls, you can do it! You have to. We don't want the villain to win, do we?
Bubbles: Not at all. *Grabs the bumper*
Buttercup: *Grabs the bumper*
Sedusa: *Goes over a bump*
Buttercup: Whoa! *Loses her grip*
Bubbles: *Struggling to lift the car*
Buttercup: Hey, wait for me! *Catching up*
Bubbles: *Still struggling* Where's Blossom?

Up ahead.

Blossom: *In a construction outfit, holding a stop sign* I order you to stop!
Sedusa: *Speeds past, making Blossom spin around in a circle*
Blossom: *Dizzy* That usually works. *Takes off, ditching her outfit, and stop sign*
Buttercup: *Reaches the car, and helps Bubbles lift it up*
Blossom: Alright.
Sedusa: *Aiming at Blossom*
Blossom: *Goes lower so that she can't be hit*
Sedusa: Drat!
Blossom: *Pops up from the left, and takes Sedusa's gun. She melts it with her laser vision*
Sedusa: AH!!!
Blossom: I don't think this car belongs to you Sedusa.

The song fades away as we move to the next scene.

Professor Utonium: *Having dinner with the girls*
Blossom: And then she stole a police car!
Bubbles: Me and Buttercup had a plan to stop her.
Buttercup: But she went over this bump, and I lost my grip.
Professor Utonium: I'm enjoying the story girls, but we really should finish our dinner. It's getting cold.
Narrator: Well, at least we know the whole story. So once again, the day is saved. Thanks to.....

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator
Tom Kane as Him, and Professor Utonium
Jennifer Hale as Sedusa

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 19, 2017

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Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, Charlotte here.
Mom: How are you doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need to get back to work, but thanks for calling. Good luck, and I'll see you soon.
Charlotte: By mom. I love you. *Hangs up*

Soon, an alarm went off. Both Edith, and Cara arrived with bags full of money.

Charlotte: *Waits for her friends to get in, then floors it*
Security Guard: *Runs out of the hotel* All units, suspects are in a silver Chevy, heading east across the Ashley River.

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Two Taurus's had a roadblock in front of the Cruze.

Edith: You need to lose them.
Charlotte: Don't worry. Watch this. *Hits a button, and leans the car on the left side. She easily makes it between the two cars*
Cop 15: Did you see that?! After them! *Drives after the Cruze*
Cop 21: *Following in his Taurus*
Cop 15: They're going too fast. They're not gonna make that turn with front wheel drive.
Charlotte: *Using a touch screen, she turns the drivetrain into rear wheel drive, and drifts to the right, onto another road*
Cop 21: We need back up! They just turned south onto Lockwood Drive!
Cara: You're a fast learner.
Charlotte: How much further until we reach base?
Edith: It's on the other side of town at Concord Street.
Charlotte: *Makes a left turn*

She cut off a Jeep, and a Volvo. Both police cars were going too fast, and crashed into the other two cars.

Cop 15: They're going east again on Wentworth Street.
Charlotte: Well, we should be safe unless-
Cop 17: *Follows them from an intersection in a Dodge Charger*
Charlotte: -another cop spots us.
Edith: We'll take care of 'em. You just keep driving.
Cara: *Opens her window, and sticks out an AR15. She shoots the cop several times*
Cop: *Crashes into a tree*
Edith: Nice one.
Charlotte: *Turns left on E Bay Street, then makes a right turn on Society Street*
Edith: There it us up ahead.
Charlotte: *Drifts as she turns left, then quickly goes to the right*

They were approaching a security booth, but the lady inside waved at the three women.

Guard: Our leader is back. Mission accomplished.
Charlotte: *Stops the car*

They were now in a huge parking lot, used to load cars onto trains.

Charlotte: *Gets out with Edith, and Cara* What did you two do?! I thought Social Justice Warriors were about peace, not violence!
Edith: That's the only way we can get equal rights.
Charlotte: We already have equal rights.
Cara: There's a lot of things you don't understand, but as I said, you're a fast learner.
Charlotte: Okay.
Cara: Once we get you up to speed, we will be unstoppable.

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Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*

JOHNNY LIGHTNING

Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning

Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*

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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*

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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*

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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*

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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*

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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*

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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*

Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane

Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*

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Langley, West Virginia

Johnny: *Driving his red 1969 Coronet*

Episode 9: Social Justice

Johnny: *Stops at the security booth*
Guard: Go on in Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: *Drives to the parking lot*

Special Guest Stars

Kiley Carbone as Cara Panamara
Hayley Nace as Edith Valden
Carolina Ravassa as Charlotte Thorne

Johnny: *Enters the parking garage, and parks next to a Cadillac*
CIA Agent 39: *Looks at Johnny's Coronet* Nice car.
Johnny: Thanks. *Steps out*

Inside the HQ, Johnny quickly made his way to Commander Kane. The song fades away as he enters his office.

Commander Kane: Johnny.
Johnny: *Sits down* Sir.
Commander Kane: Have you heard of the Social Justice Warriors?
Johnny: Yes. They're a group mostly made up of females, and black people who are trying to make things better for themselves, by destroying everybody else who doesn't agree with them. There's three different SJW armies. Feminazis, Black Lives Matter, and Millennials.
Commander Kane: We've been given a report on several robberies that have occurred in the south. They've gone as far north as Charlestown, and we believe it's the Feminazi's. You're mission is to locate them, and kill them. There's lots of them scattered in the south, but start with Charlestown.
Johnny: Yes sir, that won't be a problem with this. *Pulls out his 1911*
Commander Kane: Your gun looks different.
Johnny: That's because it is different. I got a new version of this classic from Remington. The 1911 R1.
Commander Kane: Congratulations Johnny. I'm also going to give you an M14. Mabel has it for you in her office.
Johnny: I'll go get it before I leave. Thank you sir.
Commander Kane: Good luck.
Johnny: *Leaves Commander Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Smokes a cigar as he puts his feet on his desk* That boy's the best agent we got.

Edith started talking to Cara in their headquarters.

Edith: We need to get going before someone finds us.
Cara: There's one more heist we need to pull off. We cannot afford to miss it. Two trucks with gold for a depository in Miami are passing through here, and if we pull this off, we'll have trillions of dollars on our hands.
Edith: Shall I inform Charlotte about this?
Cara: I'm having her prepared for another assignment in West Virginia. While the Cruze is being repainted, we'll use one of our Toyota's for the gold heist.
Edith: You got it boss. Camry, or Avalon?
Cara: Camry. Let Charlotte use the Avalon for her assignment. Once we get the gold, we'll meet up with her, and start our next heist in Bluefield.

Back in Charlestown

Bald Man With Beard: Do you have what it takes to be a millennial? Your birth date must be during, or after 1994, and you must also have a high opinion of yourself, while overreacting about political correctness.
Johnny: *Walks over to the man* I have no interest in joining, but I do have a friend who's part of the Feminazi's. Where is Cara Panamara?
Bald Man With Beard: She's not here at the moment. She's preparing a heist with some friends to steal gold.
Johnny: I see. When will she be back?
Bald Man With Beard: She didn't say.
Johnny: Mind if I wait inside for her?
Bald Man With Beard: Fine. Have fun with your friend.
Johnny: Thanks. *Walks towards the building, looking at many cars, and autoracks.* They must be stealing these cars from the railroad.

Inside the building

Edith: Cara, the gold is about to pass town. Charlotte's already on her way to Bluefield.
Cara: Let's go.
Johnny: *Close to the entrance*

Garage doors opened as a Toyota Camry drove towards him. Johnny quickly jumped out of the way.

Edith: Who was that?
Cara: Definitely not one of our guys. We'll lose him. *Floors it*

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Johnny: *Runs after the Toyota, selecting his Dodge Coronet from the watch. He jumps, making his car appear, and quickly starts to chase the two women*
Cara: Where the hell did that come from?
Edith: Who cares?! As you said, we'll lose him. You better be right.
Cara: I know, don't rush me. *Turns right*
Johnny: *Drifts as he catches up to them*
Edith: We're seriously still going for the gold?!
Cara: I'm not missing out on an fifteen digit payday!
Johnny: *Opens his window, and sticks out his 1911. He fires two bullets, hitting the back of the Camry*
Edith: *Pulls out her AR15* Excuse me. *She gets into the back seat, and breaks the back window. She then returns fire, spraying Johnny's car with bullets*

The two cars were now on Morrison Drive, heading for the truck with the gold.

Cara: There it is! *Applies the handbrakes, and quickly turns around*
Johnny: *Slides his car to a stop, blocking the Camry*
Cara: *Pushes Johnny's car out of the way*
Johnny: *Does a burnout as he turns around to continue chasing the Camry*
Guard: Hey, we got two cars speeding towards us.
Driver: Keep an eye on them.
Guard: *Cocks his M4A1* Will do.
Cara: Open the glove compartment, and give me my C4.
Edith: *Opens the glove compartment* Can I get back to killing the intruder?
Cara: Yes.
Johnny: *Shoots Edith*

Rage was quickly building up in Cara when she saw that Edith was shot.

Cara: I'll get you next time bullion. *Throws the C4 at Johnny, and detonates it*
Johnny: *Spins out of control, and crashes into a tree*

Stop the song

Cara: *Picks up a receiver* Girls, we have an enemy on Morrison Drive across the street from the Port Authorities. He must die at once, but use caution. The PA must not be alerted.
Johnny: *Climbs out of his car, and hits the red button on his watch. It goes back into the watch, and displays the amount of time necessary to fix the car* 75 minutes. I better get another car while I'm waiting.

A bullet hit the tree behind him. Johnny didn't hesitate to grab his M14, and return fire at the Feminazi's coming at him in Honda's, with MP5's, and an RPG.

Johnny: *Fires two bullets as he runs for cover*
Feminazi's: *Cutting off traffic to park on Johnny's side of the road*
Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone, and fires five bullets*
Femiazi's: *Returning fire with their MP5's*
Johnny: *Shoots three of them, then runs into a house*
Woman: What are you doing with that weapon?!
Johnny: Protecting your country! *Shoots two more Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: *Holding the RPG* I'm ready to fire at your command.
Feminazi 42: There's another woman in there. We can't risk killing her.
Johnny: *Shoots two more Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: I'm the last one standing. It's you, or me. *Fires a missile*
Johnny: *Shoots the missile, making his target explode*
Woman: Who would be mad enough to try and kill innocent people with a missile?
Johnny: Are you a Social Justice Warrior?
Woman: No.
Johnny: Good. Don't join them, and you won't end up like those lunatics. *Leaves the house*

Using another car from his watch, Johnny went back to the building where Cara, and Edith were planning their heist. Nobody was around, but the door was unlocked.

Johnny: *Looks at a map* Let's see what we got. *Sees the town Bluefield circled with blue marker* Bluefield West Virginia. Is that why you used a blue marker? *Reads a note* In cooperation with Norfolk Southern, we will steal tons of supplies, money, and resources from the many buildings by the train yard. Meet Charlotte at the gas station. *Uses his phone to search Bluefield on Google Maps. He finds a gas station called Joy Food Store* Hopefully this is the right place. *Runs out of the building, and uses his watch to spawn his Ford Mustang. He jumps, making his car appear, and drives to Bluefield*

Bluefield, West Virginia. Johnny arrived at Joy Food Store, and saw Charlotte arriving in an Avalon.

Johnny: *Parks near the store*
Charlotte: *Stops next to Johnny's Mustang*

They both got out of the car at the same time.

Johnny: Good morning.
Charlotte: What's so good about it?
Johnny: It's suppose to be sunny all day.
Charlotte: I can't talk.
Johnny: I wouldn't be so sure about that. *Pulls out his 1911* You're with the SJW's, aren't you?
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: CIA.
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning.
Charlotte: I am with the SJW's, but it's not at all what I was expecting.
Johnny: What were you expecting?
Charlotte: Something much more peaceful.
Johnny: Well next time, do your research.
Charlotte: Put the gun away Mr. Lightning. I don't want any trouble.
Johnny: *Puts his gun away* Perhaps we can help each other. I can protect you if you give me information. The more you talk, the more I can help you.
Charlotte: Alright. Let's go to my hotel.
Johnny: *Makes his Mustang go into his watch*
Charlotte: What was that?!
Johnny: A new anti theft system.

Charlotte had a room at the Bluefield Inn, which wasn't very big, but it was cozy, and clean.

Johnny: *In Charlotte's room* Nice place you have here.
Charlotte: Cara Panamara's paying for it since she thinks I'm going to help her with her next heist.
Johnny: I understand Norfolk Southern is helping them steal things. Which stores are they going to attack?
Charlotte: Everything on Bluefield Avenue, from Dairy Queen to Captain D's.
Johnny: Just on that side of the road? Nothing else?
Charlotte: Nothing else.
Johnny: Do you know exactly how many people I'll be fighting?
Charlotte: You're not seriously going alone, are you? There's over 40 people that'll be involved with this heist. I can't remember the exact amount, but you need help.
Johnny: Oh yeah?
Charlotte: I'm going to help you. They don't know I'm working with you.
Johnny: I thought you said you didn't want to get involved with any violence.
Charlotte: Those Feminazi's need to pay for what they're doing. Two wrongs don't make a right, but this is where I make an exception.
Johnny: Alright. I have a plan. When do the Feminazi's arrive?
Charlotte: 4 PM, at the gas station.
Johnny: You're suppose to meet them there disguised as an employee, correct?
Charlotte: *Nods*
Johnny: I will meet them there instead. Perhaps that will delay their backup, and make it easier for us to focus on Norfolk Southern. Just in case I want you to wait at Captain D's. Work your way west, killing everyone that works for Norfolk Southern, and the Feminazi's. We'll meet up in the middle, at Hardee's.
Charlotte: How are you going to destroy the train they're using?
Johnny: I'll steal something. We have seven hours, so I'm going to call my boss, and see if I can get some weapons for you.
Charlotte: Thank you. You know something?
Johnny: Yeah?
Charlotte: I really like men. You especially. You keep everything in good shape for the innocent.
Johnny: *Smiles*

Johnny was waiting with Charlotte at her hotel. A care package was going to be dropped off.

Johnny: *Sees a Black Hawk* Here it comes.
Charlotte: What did you get me?
Johnny: Body armor with an M4. You got a grenade launcher, and an Acog scope.
Charlotte: Thanks.
Johnny: You're welcome. Now let's move. We don't have much time.

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After dropping Charlotte off at Captain D's, Johnny went back to Joy Food Store. He got himself a uniform as a disguise. When Cara arrived in her Camry, Johnny walked outside to greet her.

Stop the song.

Cara: *Steps out of her car* What are you doing here? This is self serve.
Johnny: *Speaking in a Southern accent* I know, I know. Just stretchin' my legs.
Cara: Have we met before?
Johnny: Nope.
Cara: Right. *Opens her gas tank*
Johnny: *Looks at Cara's Camry* Say, that there's a nice lookin' Toyotor.
Cara: Toyotor?
Johnny: *Smiles* Toyotor.
Cara: *Angry* It's pronounced Toyota.
Johnny: Toyotor.
Cara: TOYOTA!!!! Say it with me! TOY-YOTA!!!
Johnny: *Leans towards Cara and whispers* Toyotor.
Cara: Fine. You wanna pump it for me? *Gives Johnny a credit card* Fill it regular.
Johnny: Gladly. *Swipes her card, and gives it back to her*
Cara: I need to make a phone call. Keep a good eye on this for me.
Johnny: Anythin' you say. *Putting gas in Cara's car*
Cara: Where the hell is Charlotte? She was supposed to meet me here, and I got a hillbilly instead. *Calling another girl*

Down at Captain D's, Charlotte was waiting to hear gunfire.

Charlotte: *Wearing her body armor, and has her gun set up with a bandolier holding eight clips of ammo* Come on Johnny, give me the signal.
Johnny: Who are you callin'?
Cara: That's not your concern pal.
Johnny: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Cara's arm, making her drop the phone*
Cara: *Holding her wound*
Johnny: *Picks up the phone, and cancels the call. He then drops the phone, and steps on it*
Cara: You bastard!! What kind of gas station attendant are you?!
Johnny: I'm not a gas station attendant. *Points his gun at Cara* I'm CIA. Your Feminazi party will not be robbing anymore people as long as I'm around.
Cara: You may have stopped my team, but you still need to put up with Norfolk Southern.
Johnny: Oh don't worry. That won't be a problem. *Stops the gas pump, and takes it out of the tank of Cara's car. He then sprays Cara with gas, then puts the pump back* If you even try to stop me, I'll burn you alive. *Closes the gas tank on Cara's car* Oh, and in case you're wondering, Charlotte's working for me now. She's not really happy with what you're doing.
Cara: *Puts her hand in her pocket, and grabs a Glock 17*
Johnny: *Shoots Cara*

The bullet ignited the fuel soaking Cara, and she was now on fire.

Johnny: *Watching her scream in pain as he walks away* Have a good day in hell.

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Charlotte's signal to start attacking was the sound of Johnny's gun. She heard him shoot Cara, and looked around the Captain D's restaurant near her.

Charlotte: Nothing yet. *Moving west*
Johnny: *Moving east. He sees a Norfolk Southern train arriving, with hundreds of men carrying AK47's*
NS Man 53: Stop the train! They're here!
Johnny: *Shoots the air brakes on the train, and it keeps going*
NS Man 53: I said stop!
Engineer: He shot our brakes!
Johnny: *Shoots three enemies on the train*
NS Man 53: Let's return fire!
NS Men: *Firing their AK47's at Johnny*
Charlotte: *Sees the train* Why aren't they slowing down? *Prepares her grenade launcher*
NS Man 78: Look! Grenade launcher!
Charlotte: *Fires a grenade, and kills several men*

With the brakes disabled, the train continued to roll pass Johnny, and Charlotte.

NS Man 65: They're out of range.
NS Man 14: We'll get him next time.
Charlotte: *Running towards Johnny. They both laugh at each other*
Johnny: *Hugs Charlotte* That was wonderful.
Charlotte: Did you shoot their brakes?
Johnny: Yeah. They won't be stopping anytime soon.
Charlotte: What do you say we go back to Captain D's for dinner?
Johnny: Very good. I'm buying.
Charlotte: *Laughs*

And just before they started walking back to the restaurant, Charlotte and Johnny kissed.

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 27, 2019

Sean: No music this time?
Derek: We'll have it at 8:30.
Song: link

Shayne: Here we go again.
Liam: *Dancing to the music with David and Liz*
Mortomis: Get back to our show already!
Snow Wonder: Don't rush the host.
Thomas: Yeah, what she said. Don't rush me. I'm Thomas The Tank Engine, and I'm your host for tonight. Our last two shows are On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience:...
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Discord: Why hello there. It's me. Discord. And I'm finally taking over.
Mr. Bruce: Don't forget about me. We're in this together!
Discord: Oh yes, that's right. I almost forgot, and I apologize. I'm just so excited that we're finally doing this. We're going to take over Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: *Crashes into them, disabling the alarm in the process* Only problem is you two keep setting yourselves up on the train tracks. Let's actually begin, shall we?

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Kevin: *Walks towards Orion*
Orion: Hey. What are you supposed to be?
Kevin: A blue circle. My show just...
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Carter: *Listening to the music* Uh, what's happening?
Saten Twist: More music.
Master Sword: What did you think was going to happen?
Pete: Hello everyone, Pete Reimer here again. Now it's time for back to back episodes of talking trains. I mean, the show is Trainz. That's what we're watching. If they could spell the title properly though, that would be fantastic.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

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Sean: *Stops at a station* Ha. I knew we'd here this song again.
Emily: *Speeds by with her passenger train*
Tom: *Throwing rocks at a switch*
Snowflake: Why are you doing that?
Tom: No idea. *Hits the switch*

The song began to slow down. Set the speed to 0.5

Tom: Oh, so that's what it does.
Mily: It sounds better at this speed.
Sean: I kinda agree.
Pete: May I join you guys? I'm Pete Reimer from Ponies On The Rails, and I'm hosting tonight. We got a good schedule for you down...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 6: You Smell Like Shit

Alinah was walking through town, eating a burrito.

Alinah: *Farts*
Men: *Staring at Alinah with a hard on*
Alinah: *Farts again*

More men were getting a hard on when they heard Alinah fart.

Man 53: *Standing next to his bicycle, eating a sandwich*
Alinah: *Points her butt towards the man, and farts three times*
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Master Sword: *Fighting with Coffee Creme over who should be the host*
Thomas: Don't tell me they're at it again.
Percy: I'm afraid so.
Master Sword: I'm the host!!
Coffee Creme: No! I am.
Sean: We're not finished with this episode yet, so I'm still hosting.
Master Sword: *Shoots lava out of his head* RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: And welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'm still your host. On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends are up next.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

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Rainbow Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our fans squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.

8:00 PM

My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash - Series Finale

8:30 PM

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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 5: Blowjob!

Molly: *Walking with Theresa, and Masuke*
Veronica: *Sitting with Nicole, and Alinah*
Alinah: *Sees Molly walk into the diner with Theresa, and Masuke* Finally.
Nicole: Where have you been?
Theresa: Buying clothes.
Masuke: And banging men.
Molly: I masturbated on a cat.

The other girls gave Molly an odd look.

Veronica: *Farts*
Alinah: Wait...
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