Commander Kane: This sounds like music for a New Yorker.
Sean: I pulled trains to New York City on a daily basis. Does that mean I like this music?
Commander Kane: Yeah. You're a New Yorker.
Sean: I'm also hosting tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm in one of these stories actually. Here's the lineup.
8 PM - Now
8:30 PM - Later
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime Bak2Bak
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Episode 37: An Average Day On The Narrow Gauge Line
Narrator: The Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway brings many passengers, and freight to the Mossberg Harbor. There, they bring some of their loads to, and from the Eastern Pacific, and the Northern Errol Line. The engines also deliver passengers to, and from Santa Cruz, by crossing the Pacific Ocean on a bridge ten miles long.
Stop the song
Narrator: Makenzie was waiting at the station in Mossberg Harbor with four coaches. She was going to pick up passengers from Sean's train.
Sean: *Stops at the station* Hi Makenzie. How is everything?
Makenzie: Good, especially since I saw the title of this episode, realizing it will focus on my railway.
Sean: Good. I hope you all enjoy it.
Passengers: *Getting out of Sean's train, and getting onto Makenzie's train*
Conductor: We got a full train. Let's go.
Makenzie: All aboard!
Sean: I thought it was the conductor's job to say that.
Makenzie: Not on this railway. They tell us when it's time to go, and we shout it.
Narrator: It's not often the Narrow Gauge engines get all of their coaches full. So Makenzie had a tough time pulling out of the station.
Makenzie: *Her first attempt on pulling her train has her wheels slip a quarter of a way. The second attempt has her do the same thing. On the third attempt, her wheels slip fiercely, but she manages to pull her train while blowing a lot of steam*
Narrator: Now things were going Makenzie's way. She was heading to Santa Cruz with her train.
Makenzie: *Passing a group of children watching her* Hello!
Children: *Waving to Makenzie*
Makenzie: *Passes a green signal*
Kaela: *Goes the opposite direction of Makenzie on the other line, pulling five flat cars of wood*
Narrator: What's this? It looks like Kaela is taking wood to the harbor. Let's follow her.
Makenzie: What? I'm not good enough for you anymore?
Narrator: Well it's not all about you, now is it?
Kaela: *Blows her whistle twice* Stay out of my way.
Music Guy: *Has his stereo set on the tracks for no reason*
Kaela: Look out!!! *Applies her brakes*
Music Guy: *Runs away*
Kaela: *Hits the stereo*
Stop the song.
Music Guy: My stereo! How could you?!
Kaela: You should have put it somewhere besides the train tracks. Do you realize how dangerous that is?
Music Guy: But now this episode won't have anymore music!
Kaela: Leave it to me.
Narrator: And as soon as Kaela said that, a group of people with instruments arrived. How convenient.
Narrator: Now let's take a look at the station on top of the hill. Also known as the only station on the Island of Errol, owned by the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway.
Narrator: I hear chuffing. I wonder who it could be. Oh, wait never mind, it's a passenger watching a train video on his laptop.
Georgia: *Arrives with a train*
Narrator: Here we go. Our train has finally arrived.
Georgia: *Looks at the station* My, there sure are lots of people here today.
Black & White film of people walking around Grand Central Station soon plays for six seconds.
Narrator: It seems that Georgia is also heading to Santa Cruz. Once Georgia arrives at Santa Cruz, Makenzie will stop at this station.
Georgia: *Blows her whistle* All aboard for Santa Cruz!
Passengers: *Getting on board Georgia's train*
Georgia: *Pulls her train out of the station, and begins to go downhill*
Narrator: Downhill is everyone's favorite part of the journey, because no work is required for the train to increase speed.
Narrator: Gravity does everything for us.
Narrator: Now for the final part of our tour of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway, we view the train yard.
Dustin: *Pushing coaches into a siding. They next to seven freight cars*
Narrator: He is the only engine that works here, but he doesn't care.
Dustin: When did we get a narrator?
Narrator: Oh right, he hasn't appeared in season 2 yet.
Narrator: Mr. Swanson watches some of the activity in a building by the tracks.
Mr. Swanson: Dustin, you missed a spot.
Dustin: What is this? A dirty floor?
Dustin: That's not what I'm working on. I'm working on a train yard.
Mr. Swanson: I know that! I'm the guy who designed it!
Narrator: And that's everything that happens on the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway.
Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link
Characters used for episode
Songs used for episode
Cannonball: Duane Eddy
CHiPs Theme: John Parker and Alan Silvestri
Spongebob Soundtrack: Crepe Suzette
Ren & Stimpy Soundtrack: Metropolis
Sean: Well what do you know? We saw the station I worked at. Now let's look at the world of espionage in an episode of Johnny Lightning.
Flemington, New Jersey.
Johnny: *Walks into Allied Vision to get new glasses*
Receptionist: Hello Mr. Lightning. Jim will be with you shortly.
Johnny: Thank you. *Sits down, and looks at the magazines*
Narrator: When I was a kid, the Highlights magazines were one of my favorites to read, and I still take an occasional glance here and there.
A blond woman walked into the store, and pointed a gun at Johnny.
Woman: Mr. Lightning, I have a friend who wishes to speak with you outside.
Johnny: Very well. *Walks outside with the woman*
Receptionist: *Looks at the woman's gun, and puts her finger on a white button under her desk*
Johnny: *Sees another blond woman*
Woman 2: Mr. Lightning. Do you remember someone by the name of Ms. A?
Johnny: The leader of Squadron 86?
Woman: My colleague and I are all that's left of her organization thanks to you, but I promised her that I would have you killed.
Johnny: I don't suppose an interrogation is in order. What do you want to talk about? Baseball? Hockey? I'm very fond of Tennis myself.
Woman 2: Enough stalling. I'm taking you to a place where no one can witness you're death.
Police sirens were heard in the background. The two women were caught off guard.
Song (Start at 2:19): link
Johnny: *Kicks the woman behind her, and takes her gun, shooting the second woman*
Woman: *Running away*
Johnny: *Chases her down* Stop!
Woman: You'll never catch me!
Johnny: Turn yourself in! I can protect you!
Woman: I don't want your protection!
Johnny: This is your final warning! If I don't catch you, the police will!
Woman: *Running across the highway*
Johnny: *Stops, and points the gun at her head*
Woman: *Makes it across, and pulls out another gun*
Johnny: *Shoots her*
Stop the song
Police: *Arrive in two Ford Explorers*
Johnny: *Puts the gun away, and pulls out a card*
Police Officer: *Looks at the card* CIA? What happened?
Johnny: Just tying up some loose ends. The terrorist organization she was working for no longer exists. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get new glasses. *Walks away*
Police Officer: Yes sir. Thank you for your service.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Johnny: *Returns to his house in Milford in his Karmann Ghia*
Episode 10: Protection
Johnny: *Gets out of his car, and makes it go back into his watch*
Special guest stars
Hilary Esposito as Karen Esposito
Bryanna Russo as Smoky
Ray Liotta as Detective Cartman
Narrator: There was another woman who actually wanted my protection. I told her to wait for me at my place.
Johnny: *Goes on his front porch, and looks at his checker board. He puts all the pieces on the board*
He gets a phone call, but it's from a random number, and he rejects the call.
Narrator: There's got to be a way to stop scam calls once and for all.
Karen: *Arrives in a BMW M2*
Johnny: *Looks at her car*
Narrator: Nice. I wouldn't mind driving one of those.
Karen: *Steps out of the car*
Stop the song
Johnny: *Walks towards Karen*
Karen: *Walks onto the sidewalk in front of Johnny's house*
Johnny: You Karen?
Karen: Yes sir. I thought you said you were a CIA agent.
Johnny: I am. You can't always judge us by our clothing. Are you thirsty?
Karen: Now that you mention it, I could use a refreshment.
Johnny: Why don't I get you a can of Coke? *Walks inside the house*
Karen: *Sits on the porch*
A Toyota arrived with two men inside.
Karen: *Looks at the Toyota, and runs inside the house*
Men: *Park in front of Karen's car, and run towards the house*
Johnny: *Gets two cans of Coca-Cola out of the refrigerator* So, what's on your mind?
Karen: Two men are trying to get in the house.
Johnny: *Pulls out his 1911R1*
Man: *Shoots two bullets through the window on the door. They both hit a wall in front of Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots both men* Thanks for the warning.
Karen: How about that coke?
Johnny: *Gives her a can* Knock yourself out. I gotta get some info on those guys to pay for the door.
While drinking Coca-Cola, Johnny and Karen talked about a possible threat to the American society.
Karen: She just asked if I wanted a job, so I didn't know what it was at the time.
Johnny: And you two go, way back.
Karen: We've been friends since pre-school.
Johnny: Prior to the job offer, when was the last time you talked to her?
Karen: A week. More like, eight days ago.
Johnny: Did you notice anything strange with her at that time?
Karen: No. Probably because things were going well for her until now. She needs someone to help deliver the weapons to customers. Once she told me about her operation, I had to inform someone about it.
A knock was heard on the door.
Johnny: Stay here. *Opens the door* Ah, good. You made it.
Detective Cartman: *Walks into the house*
Karen: Who is this?
Johnny: I used to work with him in the FBI before he retired.
Detective Cartman: Only for two days. After I left, I heard you transferred to the Central Intelligence Agency.
Johnny: Yeah. Karen tells me there's a weapon dealer in this area. Have you heard anything about this?
Detective Cartman: Would you be referring to Smoky per chance?
Karen: Her real name is Alex, but yes, she goes by the name Smoky.
Johnny: Why Smoky?
Detective Cartman: Because she's smoking hot.
Johnny: That makes sense. Now Karen, this is basically a CIA operation, but the State Police are going to help me protect you.
Detective Cartman: And they also agreed to let us take her in alive.
Karen: You want her dead. If she stays alive, she'll be an extremely dangerous threat.
Detective Cartman: I think me and the department can handle one weapons dealer.
Johnny: There are a few things I need to know, which will make finding Smoky easier, and will put an end to this as quickly as possible.
Pattenburg, New Jersey. At one of the many houses, dozens of people were enjoying a pool party.
Smoky: We have been in operation for only six days, but we are financially growing big.
Guard 24: Where do you want us to send the next shipment of weapons?
Smoky: I should have your list in a few minutes. In the meantime, enjoy some booze. *Goes inside the house*
There were a few more guests having chips, pretzels, and alcohol.
Smoky: *Grabs a plate, and takes a few pretzels*
Guard 27: *Vaping* Hey Smoky. *Blows smoke towards her butt*
Smoky: *Farts, blowing the smoke back*
Guard 27: That was awesome.
Smoky: *Puts her arms around his neck* Let's discuss some business upstairs. Then you can pleasure me.
Guard 27: *Biting his lip as he walks upstairs with Smoky*
In an unmarked Caprice, Detective Cartman was driving into the small town. Johnny was sitting in the back with Karen.
Johnny: I remember a good place nearby for lunch. You hungry as well?
Karen: I'm starved.
Detective Cartman: I might get a drink, but I'm not hungry.
Johnny: You sure? I'm buying.
Detective Cartman: In that case, my insides are rumbling. *Goes under a train bridge, and parks in front of the Pattenburg House*
Johnny: *Gets out with his two friends* It's been years since I came here. I wonder if the wings are still good. *Walks inside with Karen, and Detective Cartman*
Back at the house
Smoky: *In bed with a guard* Thanks. I need to get going now.
Guard 27: Where to?
Smoky: I have to doublecheck something with one of my contacts. *Gets out of the bed, and puts her shirt on*
Johnny: *Sitting with Karen, and Detective Cartman at a table*
Waiter: *Arrives* Hey, my name is Derek, and I'll be your server. Any drinks you guys need?
Johnny: Same here.
Detective Cartman: May I get a bud light? *Shows the waiter his Driver's License*
Waiter: Very good.
Karen: *Looks at Johnny* So, how long have you been in the CIA?
Johnny: About three years now.
Karen: What's the best mission you've ever been on?
Johnny: Well, there was that one mission I did in New Zealand.
Smoky: *Walks into the Pattenburg House*
A cashier saw Smoky, and looked around to make sure no one was eavesdropping.
Smoky: *Walks over to the cashier* Did you see any cops lately?
Smoky: Well keep your eyes open, and look out for this woman. *Shows a picture of Karen*
Karen: *Looks at Smoky, and gets under the table*
Johnny: Uh, what are you doing?
Karen: Smoky's here.
Johnny: *Looks at Smoky talking to the cashier* You weren't lying Allen, she is hot.
Smoky: *Farts, then walks away*
Johnny: But I think I know the real reason why she's called Smoky.
Karen: *Gets back up*
Detective Cartman: That was close.
Waiter: *Arrives with their drinks*
Johnny: Thank you.
Waiter: You're welcome. You need a minute, or are you ready to order?
Johnny: I think we're ready.
Waiter: That's good. *Pulls out a gun* Because we have someone who's hungry for information on your presence. Especially your girlfriend.
Johnny: She's not my girlfriend.
Johnny: *Looks back at Karen*
Waiter: Stand up.
The three of them had no choice, but to obey the waiter.
The pool party continued at Smoky's house, while Johnny was inside the basement with Karen. They were tied to metal chairs with plastic zip ties.
Johnny: *Opens his eyes*
Karen: *Wakes up*
Smoky: *Walks towards the two of them*
Johnny: Where's Allen?
Smoky: Detective Cartman is dead.
Johnny: You asshole!! *Charges towards Smoky, and pushes her into a wall*
Karen: *Looks around the room*
Johnny: *Knocks Smoky onto the ground, with part of the chair on her neck* Let us free or I'll kill you!
Smoky: *Pulls out a knife*
Karen: *Moves towards Smoky* You better not try to kill him.
Smoky: *Cuts Johnny's restraint*
Johnny: *Takes the knife, and frees Karen*
Smoky: *Pulls out a gun*
Johnny: *Hits Smoky's wrist with the knife, making her drop the gun*
Smoky: Ow! *Runs away*
Johnny: After her! *Runs with Karen*
Karen: *Grabs the gun*
Guards: *Watching Smoky run out of the house*
Karen: *Shoots two guards*
Johnny: *Takes a guard's M14*
Every guest screamed as they ran out of the house. Smoky got into a Scion, and drove off.
Johnny: *Running with Karen as he looks at his watch* I say it's time for some American Glory. *Selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvidere* Jump!
Karen: *Jumps with Johnny*
Spawning his red, white, and blue Plymouth, Johnny started chasing Smoky. She was heading for I-78.
Johnny: Call State Police, tell them Cartman's dead, and we're in hot pursuit of Smoky.
Karen: *Gets her phone, and calls 9-1-1*
Dispatcher: Yes, Commander Kane told us everything. Remember, we need her alive.
Smoky: *Drifts onto the highway*
Johnny: *Following Smoky*
Dispatcher: All units, do not attack the Plymouth, that's a CIA car. He is helping us apprehend Smoky.
Four Caprice's entered the highway, and a roadblock was up ahead, created by two Ford's.
Smoky: *Goes onto the right side of the road, avoiding the roadblock*
Johnny: *Passes the roadblock*
Police: *Following Johnny*
Johnny: Take the rifle, and try to shoot out her tires.
Karen: *Sticks Johnny's M14 out the window*
Smoky: *Opens her glove compartment, and pulls out a Mini-Uzi*
Karen: *Shoots Smoky's bumper*
Smoky: *Shooting Johnny's window. A few stray bullets also hit a Caprice*
Police Officer: We got gunshots, I repeat, we got gunshots.
Johnny: Shut up, and give us a hand!
Karen: *Shoots Smoky's back window*
Johnny: You're way off.
Karen: I'm used to hand guns. *Uses the gun she stole from Smoky*
Smoky: *Passes a semi with a fuel trailer*
Police Officer 66: Contact Pennsylvania State Police, she's heading across state lines.
Johnny: *Getting closer to Smoky*
Smoky: *Throws a grenade*
Johnny: *Looks back* Get away from the truck!
But the state troopers didn't listen. All six of them exploded, and were dead.
Johnny: She's not the Alex you used to know. I'm not sure what her motive is, but she definitely became greedy.
Smoky: *Reloads her Mini-Uzi*
Johnny: Give me the hand gun.
Karen: *Gives Johnny Smoky's pistol* You ever did this while driving?
Johnny: Nope, but I am pretty accurate.
Karen: Let's hope I'm as good as you are.
Johnny: *Swerves to the right*
Smoky: *Shooting at Johnny's car*
Johnny: *Shoots Smoky's arm*
Smoky: Ah!! *Losing control of her car, and crashes into the guardrail in the middle of the highway*
Johnny: *Stops behind Smoky's car*
Smoky: *Runs out of the car, and heads across the highway*
Johnny: Just like my doctor's appointment. *Running after Smoky*
Karen: *Following Johnny*
Smoky: *Stops a guy in a Ford F150* I need your truck, now!
Smoky: *Points her gun at Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots Smoky's leg*
Smoky: *Laying on the ground, picks up her Mini-Uzi*
Johnny: *Kicks the gun away from Smoky*
Smoky: Give me that rifle!
Johnny: *Hits Smoky* Fuck you!
Karen: *Walks towards Smoky* Why Alex?
Smoky: I was tired of having to save money, after all those years we spent in high school.
As more state troopers arrived, Johnny leaned towards the defeated woman.
Johnny: Well let me tell you something.You'll be doing that more often now that you're going to jail. You'll probably spend the rest of your life behind bars.
Karen: We had a long friendship Alex, and you ruined it by trying to get me involved.
Police: *Arrive with an ambulance*
Johnny's mission was finally accomplished. At The Pattenburg House, Johnny and Karen went back for lunch.
Johnny: Now that Smoky's operations have been finished, at least I know the waiters won't try to kill us.
Waiter: *Arrives with chicken wings* Two orders of wings. Enjoy.
Waiter: You're welcome. *Walks away*
Karen: You know, there is one thing I'll miss about Alex.
Johnny: Your friendship?
Karen: Something else. *Sits on Johnny's lap*
Johnny: *Coughs* If you're trying to arouse me, wait until we get back to my place.
Karen: Can we at least kiss?
Johnny: Why not? *Kisses Karen*
Karen: *Moaning in pleasure*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from August 7, 2019