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Craziest review you've ever gotten?

 Me_Iz_Here posted over a year ago
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BookJunkie44 said:
I haven't had reviews on my stories that are too crazy (I think I've left some pretty loopy ones on other's stories...), but the following fairly recent review I received from a certain lovely 'akatsuki FAN KYAAAA' made me laugh: "i command you not to be busy and finish this wonderful story, or i shall hunt you down and force you to...have a nice day"

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posted over a year ago 
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lolz that is epic
Espeongirl360 posted over a year ago
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I like this kind of crazy reviews, they are all the most welcome actually. Some reviewers are really humorous people.
LadyNottingham posted over a year ago
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LOL!
Book-Freak posted over a year ago
bri-marie said:
I think the craziest one was where a reviewer telling me my story was a piece of crap and I was a sucky writer. I asked him/her why, and s/he said because my story ended on a cliff-hanger.

I'd spent the last three chapters reminding people (it was also on my profile) that I'd be writing a sequel to the story. A sequel that -- at the time of the review -- was already half-way done.
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posted over a year ago 
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LOL a cliff hanger shows how constructed a story is actually. I'm a wizard at that. I love ending my chapters on cliffhangers. But you'll always have folks that DO NOT read author's notes...
LadyNottingham posted over a year ago
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Me too…I LOVE writing cliffhangers, not just on fanfiction.net, but on my stories here. I'll end it on a total cliffhanger, then be a b*tch and wait like 3-4 weeks to post the next chapter >:D The story I'm working on now, the ending will be a cliffhanger, and I never intend on writing a sequel. I feel pretty damn evil for that. :D
AislingYJ posted over a year ago
LadyNottingham said:
I write M rated stuff. It shows in the story ratings. I warn my readers in my author's notes.

One day, I had a review after a rather steamy scene involving a blowjob and the reviewer wrote to me that this was utterly disgusting !

It amused me to no end as I don't think that blowjobs are that dirty (honestly). I replied to them that the story was M rated, that they had been warned and after several chapters of "adult" situations (whether sex or violence), I expected my readers to show an equally "adult" reaction.

I usually bet on people's intelligence and maturity. But it happens I'm sometimes wrong.

I got another one, funny this time, about a HP fanfic pairing Severus with an OFC, but without Harry, Ron & Hermione. A reader wrote me a lovely review, after something like 50 chapters (there are 138 chapters in that story), stating that they had just realized there was no Harry at all ! It amused me a lot too and I kindly replied to them that I had specified this in my notes. The review was positive but the way the reader wrote their review was fun to read.
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It also annoyce me that people write hateful reviews of M rated stories. They should have read the authors note. Those people are just ignorant and annoying.
deathroman13 posted over a year ago
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Well, that review in particular was not hateful. But it showed that the person that had written it had had either a bad experience as far as sex is concerned, or was totally immature sexually speaking. I don't like slash, I'm not into it, then I don't read. I agree with you, what is downright annoying is when readers don't read author's notes.
LadyNottingham posted over a year ago
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I totally agree. I hate flamers, especially in a fic when it is obviously AU and they still complain about the details.
Book-Freak posted over a year ago
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