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Admirable Fanfic Reviews! Episode 2, You Want Lemon?

posted by deathding

A good porn fanfiction. Enough said, now look at the picture. :D

Yep, a good porn fanfiction, I said it. Need to hear (Or read it XD) Again?
A GOOD PORN FANFICTION.
So yeah, before you think, "WTF THIS IS SO GROSS JARED WTH YOU ARE SO MESSED UP THIS IS ADMIRABLE?"

1 Thing, this fanfiction, which you can read here,

link

Is MEANT to be bad. It's one of those so bad it's funny fanfics and I actually laughed at it's horribleness quite a lot. This fanfiction is good because of that, and the author knows it's bad.

I know that pointing out you're problems doesn't fix it, but this guy knows how to make a good fanfiction.
And no, I am not a pervert at ALL. Don't believe...

Patch and Nora: There Furture Love

posted by Triscia95

A sharp siring pain struck my stomach; I froze tight as stone grasping at my stomach. The pain was unbelievably unbearable. I wasn’t able to breathe it just made the pain ten times worse. My eyes were pinched tight, tighter then when I jumped off the bleachers in the high school gym a few years back.
The thought about that whole night made me cringe making the pain worst. That night was one of the worst nights of my life; something I hope will never have to be brought up ever again.
Patch and I were sitting on the couch watching TV after our one o’clock lunch. My legs had been flung on top...

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Toxic Fanfic Reviews! Episode 4, Sonic, Tails, And Knuckles Go Fishing.

posted by deathding

Is it THAT HARD TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT A FAST HEDGEHOG!??!?!?!?!?!

The actual title is called, "Sonic and Tails and Knuckles go fishing." which is just horrible grammar to ignore commas.

You know a fan fiction is going to be AMAZING when there is even an error IN THE GODDAMN TITLE! >.<

Please, just shoot me now! I quit! I give up on my life, now please let me go!

......Fine, I'll review this....

Besides, it's not like me to do that anyways. BUT, I am warning you. People like this exist, people that write such horrid stories and call it a fan fiction.... It blows my mind! And today, I crush one of the worst ones out there.

It's time to look at, "Sonic, Tails,...

The Attributes Of A Mary Sue

posted by LowriLorenza89

1. A Mary Sue is described as being overly perfect. Every feature of her appearance is beautiful, and nothing about her is unappealing or even plain. Sometimes she considers herself to be ordinary or plain, but the other characters' opinions of her disagree with this.

2. Her physical appearance is often described in far more detail than any of the other characters. Sometimes an entire paragraph, or even multiple paragraphs, is used to describe her. She is often also described in over-the-top, flowery and romanticised language. Her features can be compared to gold, gemstones and other valuables....

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Toxic Fanfic Reviews! Episode 2, Faker.

posted by deathding

*RAGE*

Requested by: Sasha/Alphawhitewolf.
*Laughs* SERIOUSLY?! HAHAHA THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE! JESUS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

*Breathes* Seriously though guys, there is a saying, "Be careful what you wish for, because it just might come true."

I wasn't kidding, I am reviewing a Sonadow fan fiction. And since you guys liked seeing me in pain the last episode, (You sick bastards...)

Let's take a look at the Fanfiction called Faker.

While not as bad as the atrocity Creation Of A Dry Bones, this is one of those Fanfictions so bad it's hilarious.

Believe me though when I say it's miles better than the last...

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Invader zim. Part 7. The worm baby's will pay

posted by invader-badray1

*tears* Gaz break my arm back in "stop moving cry baby" she said not even caring if I was hurt "you heal...". If your saying how this happen... Well that's for a new time from the past when I started fighting the 3 worm baby's... "ok this will do for now so rest" Gaz said in Lil anger for the 3 worm baby's doing this to me... "see bad I told you, you suck at fighting those 3 girls... Hmm" yeah she's right I didn't knew how powerful they were "maybe if we think of a plan to take them out but for now rest"

I can't even move my broken arm... I look at Gaz.. She was very pretty for a human... But...

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The Host Chapter 15 The Setup (6/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

“I tried, Bonnie, but like I said it didn’t work”
Caroline and Bonnie were sitting on Caroline’s bed, a large bag of candy between them. “Well, then you didn’t try hard enough” Bonnie snapped. “Why did you have to bring Elena with you anyway?”
“I’m sorry?” Caroline said, getting up from the bed. “I wouldn’t have been there if not for Elena. She’s the one that dragged me to Ric’s loft in the first place. You’re the one that butted in without an invitation”
Bonnies face changed from angry to upset. “I’m sorry, Caroline” she said soft. She bowed her head...

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Nyan Origins: Part 1

posted by myannyancat

Nyan cat is a cat born on earth, his race species come from the ancient Nyan Nyan plent that was destroyed by the devil arms. When the creation that was sealed away for more than 50 years is finally set free, he agrees to work with DisNyan to destroy the

Far up in the sky, a space colony floats above the earth. A scientist with a 300 IQ works on his own projects up there. He was studying DNA from the ancient Devil Arms species; Black, alienistic cats from the past. The scientist never said his name. He had a companion alongside him named Sophia. "In that stasis, what is that black cat inside it?!" Sophia exclaimed "That is an artificial replica of the Nyan cat species containing the DNA of the ancient Devil arms species of cat." The scientist replied "Although the devil arms are extinct, I have their DNA." "But If you release this cat to the world, what horrifying things will it do?" "If things get bad with him, then I will seal him back." The scientist walked into the other room. On the stasis there was a label; it read: PROJECT: TAC NAYN "Tac Nayn...... That's the word Nyan Cat, but... Backmasked!" Sophia exclaimed

TO BE CONTINUED

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Silver's bad fanfic reviews! Ep.2 School Me

posted by alexischaos2004

Hullo my lovelies. It's been a while since I uploaded a new episode, and I just found one of the worst Sonic yaoi fanfics on Deviantart. PREPARE YOUR EYES!

I warned you, here it goes:

it was a day like no other. everyone said hi to me and I did the same. I might of had a few conversation......what who am I?. well I'm king of the school, sonic the hedgehog. and I thought everyone here is a cliques. key word thought, it turns out there was this guy who didn't get notice because of his hood, he never talked, and his hands were in his pocket all the time. there were rumers that he trashed every...

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Invader zim 2. part 5. I spy's humans.

posted by invader-badray1

Pest of bad.. (it will take with in 2 days for the Doomer) (and get rid of those dibs worm baby's) (that sounds awesome) (looks like its raining...) (ima take a rest for now) now back to INVADER BADRAY IN INVADER ZIM 2.

"hey bad wake up" *why is Gaz waking me up?* "uh yeah what is it Gaz..." she look worry.. But why "did you seen Gir".. "um no and why you worry you never worry for any one..?" Gaz gave a angry look "I'm not worry I'm just saying where's Gir he was around here than gone?" I look around than back at Gaz

"are you sure cuz he do this a lot?" Gaz open one eye as meaning what I mean...

Welcome to Hell

posted by artworkstars

Hello to all !

Here is a fiction based on Tokio Hotel and actor Thomas Dekker (and his band).

Find out why, the friend of Tom Kaulitz (Thomas Dekker), met in an American show "Stars Dance Ice" (Ice Dance with the Stars),
could not collaborate musically with Tokio Hotel. And why, Tom Kaulitz regrets having made friends with him during the show, then dragging his group into a descent into Hell that they would never have
imagined living one day, discovering the darkness and taboos of the American world.

It's a science fiction fiction, horror, yaoi / het and +18

Inspired by:

- American Satan
- Village of the Damned
- Invasion Los Angeles / They Live
- The Strain
- V (2009)
- The Magicians

- Books by David Icke

Good reading.

> Videos : link
> Blog : link

Elements OF A Ninja Part 2

posted by Kibahina96

Sakura's P.O.V.

"Naruto there you are" I said. "Yeah I'm here now let's get going" he said. "Ok lets find Sasuke and the others." "Why" he asked. The question took me off guard "so we can defeat this creature" I reminded him. "We can't defeat him" he said."Did Naruto just-" I started. "No don't be silly" I told myself "Naruto would never give up."

A few Minutes Later

Soon most of us were reunited but everyone was acting strange. Hinata was being really mean, Sasuke was holding a dirty piece of paper and acting as if it were valuable,Konohomaru didn't want anyone having fun, and Naruto had given...

project lighting 1

posted by lightingjolt11

both sonic shadow were fast a sleep in pods siguiente to there new forms both sonic shadow add mask on there faces tubes in there bodies sonic pod fill with ice blue chaos water sonic was glowing ice blue shadow pod fill with ruby red chaos water sonic future self age 15 in HIGHT 5.0/hermaphrodite ageless/immortality emerald blue ice blue quills like lighting ice blue round his emerald green eyes peach arms chest tummy chest fur like silver ice blue wind marks on his arms for head sides long tail ice white emerald red inhibitor ring on his hand silver wind marks on it end of part 1

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The Host Chapter 18 The Greater Good (2/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

“That’s enough” Bonnie said and Damon stopped feeding. Bonnie was so kind to wipe the blood of his chin. “I understand what Elena’s sees in you. I mean, you are hot”
“Leave Elena out of this” Damon muttered.
“Yeah, I wish I could, but the thing is, you are connected to her” Bonnie said. “No, not in a related kind of way. You’re not family. But her heart beats for the two of you and she, the real Elena, will come back for you. Stefan will keep her away for a while, but eventually she will come look for you and find you”
“I don’t want her to see me like this” Damon...

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Three's a Crowd chapter 1 Dead or Alive (4/10)(SPN)

posted by HaleyDewit

‘Cas? I know you can hear me, so don’t ignore my calls. I know you’re having a hard time right now and no one blames you. But we need you. We need your help. It’s not your fault, okay? But you have to get back here”
Cas heard Sam’s call perfectly as he stared into Andy’s face. Andy looked from Cas to Zoey.
“What the hell happened here?” he said breathing fast.
“I killed her” Cas confessed.
“I can see that” Andy said shocked. He kneeled next to the body. “Did anyone see you come in?”
“I don’t think so” Cas said.
“Good” Andy said. “Go”
“What?” Cas...

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Dopple Crossed chapter 12 Home Sweet Home (9/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Elena and Derek were both in the Boarding House. Elena was wearing matching trousers and shirt and her hair was in a ponytail. There was a determined expression on her face and she aimed a stake at Derek. He grabbed her arm and turned it around.
“Oww, oww, oww” Elena moaned and Derek let go of her.
“You’re going to have to be a lot faster” Derek reproached.
Elena drove the stake in his stomach and he gasped. “Is that fast enough?” Derek nodded and he pulled the stake out. He gave it back to Elena. “Do you need blood?” Elena asked.
“I’m good” Derek said. He lifted his...

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Toxic Fanfic Reviews! Episode 1, Creation Of A Dry Bones.

posted by deathding

Prepare to have your childhood crushed....

(Some viewers may find this disturbing, viewer discretion advised. And I apologize if I spelled anything wrong.)

What the heck guys, what the hell! I didn't know humanity was so fu*ked up! I am warning you right now, this Fanfiction is very disturbing, it is intensely SCARY, and actually made me vomit AND it gave me a nightmare. Today in Toxic Fanfic Reviews, we are starting out with a bang, with,,,,,,,,,,,, Creation Of A Dry Bones, a Mario Fanfiction By the demented, I don't know his name, the Fanfic was so Arceus Awful that Fanfic.Net Took it down. Enough Messing around, because I may be...

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Unfinished FanFiction: On The Other Side Of The Wall!

posted by deathding

(I never got around to finishing this and I doubt I ever would've. It's a shame that my laziness got to me because this was actually pretty good in my eyes. Oh well, hope you enjoy what's in here right now. XD)

(This is a parody of the famous Dr. Seuss book named "The Butter Battle Book" that I worked on around 2 months ago.)

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…..

Whoops, wrong series. GODDAMNIT!

Anyways, it was a peaceful and sunny day in the town of Cityville, (I’m serious. XD) When all of a sudden….

……

When all of a sudden……

…..

I SAID, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN!

FINALLY! :D

I mean,...

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Dopple Crossed chapter 9 Complications (3/10)(The Vampire Diaries)

posted by HaleyDewit

Caroline was waiting in the doorway while Bonnie put on her shoes. They were going out for a walk in the garden.
“How’s life in here?” Caroline asked casual.
“ ‘s Okay, I guess” Bonnie said. “Little boring though”
Caroline scoffed. “I wish I could say the same” she mumbled.
“What do you mean?” Bonnie asked concerned.
Caroline shook her head. “Come on, let’s go”
Five minutes later they were walking through the garden. Caroline whistled. “This place really is beautiful”
“Caroline” Bonnie said a little harsh. “I know you didn’t just come over. There’s something...

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What Happened in Colorado chapter 10 Prime Suspect (4/10)(Supernatural)

posted by HaleyDewit

Janice was wondering around in the clinic. She had walked up to Daphne’s room several times, but each time she was almost there she stopped suddenly and turned around again.
She walked to Daphne’s room again. She gathered all her courage and put down the latch. She peaked inside and saw Daphne was sleeping. She tiptoed into the room and sank down in the comfy seat next to the bed. She picked up the newspaper lying on the pedestal cupboard and read the headlines. She held her head diagonally and pricked with her finger at a picture of a man.
“Bad man. Very, very bad man” she said with...