This is my, cowgirlfromhell, entry for Fanpop's Got Talent 2008. It is also a story that I wrote for my English exam. I had to write about The Best or Worst Holiday I Had. I wrote about a Best AND Worst Holiday. I obviously made it up, it will become obvious when you read it. I didn't get it back yet so it's not the exact same but it's more or less the same.
The worst holiday I ever had was in the middle of nowhere. There was only people aged 18 or younger living there because they killed all the adults. It reminds me of Stephen King's short story ''Children of The Corn''.
The children there freaked me out so much so I slept under a bridge in the cold and wet weather with my blanket called Mwahahahaha. It's called Mwahahahaha because I like saying my evil laugh. That night I heard that the Monsters from the Monster Zoo broke out so I didn't want to go to sleep in case I'd have to run away. I was really scared but I still wanted to stay out of the people living there's way. I heard a noise behind me. I turned around quickly but I coldn't see anything in the darkness. I heard the noise again but this time it was closer. I saw the outline of something creeping towards me. I was too shocked to move. When he was close enough for me to see him I realized that it was one of the monsters. It was Freddy Kreuger.
''I'm going to kill you'' he said.
''But I'm not asleep'' said I.
''Yeah I know, that's just a lie people tell. I can kill in reality and in dreams''
''Why did you kill Johnny Depp? That's unforgivable''
''That wasn't me, that was my evil twin. Well we're both evil. Anyway, I'm going to kill you now.''
At that moment a red dragon flew down onfront of me.
''Come on. I'll bring you somewhere really cool'' she said. It was a she because all dragons are girls.
It was either be killed or trust a dragon. I jumped on the dragons back and she brought me to a rainbow. Now I live there with leprachauns.
The worst holiday I ever had was in the middle of nowhere. There was only people aged 18 or younger living there because they killed all the adults. It reminds me of Stephen King's short story ''Children of The Corn''.
The children there freaked me out so much so I slept under a bridge in the cold and wet weather with my blanket called Mwahahahaha. It's called Mwahahahaha because I like saying my evil laugh. That night I heard that the Monsters from the Monster Zoo broke out so I didn't want to go to sleep in case I'd have to run away. I was really scared but I still wanted to stay out of the people living there's way. I heard a noise behind me. I turned around quickly but I coldn't see anything in the darkness. I heard the noise again but this time it was closer. I saw the outline of something creeping towards me. I was too shocked to move. When he was close enough for me to see him I realized that it was one of the monsters. It was Freddy Kreuger.
''I'm going to kill you'' he said.
''But I'm not asleep'' said I.
''Yeah I know, that's just a lie people tell. I can kill in reality and in dreams''
''Why did you kill Johnny Depp? That's unforgivable''
''That wasn't me, that was my evil twin. Well we're both evil. Anyway, I'm going to kill you now.''
At that moment a red dragon flew down onfront of me.
''Come on. I'll bring you somewhere really cool'' she said. It was a she because all dragons are girls.
It was either be killed or trust a dragon. I jumped on the dragons back and she brought me to a rainbow. Now I live there with leprachauns.
Sorry for the year-old image, but Herb is still training, so it's applicable!
Meet Monkey Magee
Monkey Magee, christened Mack Magee.
He's a little shy as you can see, but he's just been waiting to burst out of his bubble and show the world what he can do.
He's already stormed the world with his show stopping talent.
and as you may already know this has been famously replicated by many...
Even our very own Derek Zoolander,
And don't worry, He's got the cute and cuddly down.
Most recently he has been spreading peace across the world one gun at a time.
He's asking YOU to let him achieve his life long dream to be mascot for such a brilliant event.
Monkey Magee, christened Mack Magee.
He's a little shy as you can see, but he's just been waiting to burst out of his bubble and show the world what he can do.
He's already stormed the world with his show stopping talent.
and as you may already know this has been famously replicated by many...
Even our very own Derek Zoolander,
And don't worry, He's got the cute and cuddly down.
Most recently he has been spreading peace across the world one gun at a time.
He's asking YOU to let him achieve his life long dream to be mascot for such a brilliant event.
Meet Betty!
She’s a giraffe who was born and raised in the south (of her zoo). She's 9 years old.
She lived happily until the zoo aired “Madagascar”. Then she discovered she wanted to experience and get to learn about new things.
Like Betty is a friend of mine, I spoke to her and told her if she didn’t want to volunteer for being FGT 2010 mascot. She gladly accepted. I did inform her it was gonna be a tough competition because there were gonna be other animal participating, but she said that the experience of being...
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Hey ya!
She’s a giraffe who was born and raised in the south (of her zoo). She's 9 years old.
She lived happily until the zoo aired “Madagascar”. Then she discovered she wanted to experience and get to learn about new things.
It's her favorite film and her secret crush <3
Like Betty is a friend of mine, I spoke to her and told her if she didn’t want to volunteer for being FGT 2010 mascot. She gladly accepted. I did inform her it was gonna be a tough competition because there were gonna be other animal participating, but she said that the experience of being...
