camera: (hushed whisper) hi, so im your camera man, and its almost one in the morning. im in the penguins' hq, where it is quite expanded for all the new recruits. lets go check out some rooms!
*camer slowly opens a door with two sets of bunk beds inside. on one sideof the room, tressa was in the top bunk, emma in the bottom, the other side of the room, CC was on the top, amber below her.*
camera: *takes out a bull horn* *big breaths* (screaming at the top of his lungs) IM BACK, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*all four girl jumped, startled, and started to scream. skipper and the other three came running in.*
skipper: (groggy) WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
A Day In The Life Of Some Average OCs
Starring:
skipper
kowalski
rico
private
king julien
lexii
katt
amber
emma
ryan
tressa
amy
CC
kaitlyn
dylan
june 23
emma: (angry) WHY?!?!?!
tressa: (angry) WHAT THE *BLEEP*??????
CC: (angry) C'MON, MAN!!!!!!!!!!
amber: (angry) *BLEEP* YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
camera: *laughing* well.....
CC: well? well! well, well, well, well, well! well, lets give him a nice good-morning!
*all four girls attack camera*
*camera blacks and re-opens in the park, where he is just fiLming a tree*
camera: okay, so I ADMIT it wasn't a good idea. I have the broken drub cage to prove it. Each penguin in that metal confine attacked me as an individual. Even the ones who weren't involved! I'm starting to think-
Mort: about potatoes?
Camera: no! That these people don't want every waking moment of their lives documented.
{clock shows 2:11; a low-quality cam corded record a cameraman sleeping, back face to the crowd, with camera in arms}
{recording}
Tressa: (low whisper) okay, this is live from camera man's base. We have his bill horn right here. Emma, amber and CC are with me. Oh- and kaitlyn too.
*tressa nods to kaitlyn, who lifts the bullhorn.*
Kaitlyn: (loudly into cam corder) WAKE UP, LAZY ASS!!!!!!!!
Camera: *motionless*
Emma: is he dead?
Amber: no, a sound wave like that would only ruPture his motion and train if thought. A blast that would kill him would have to be so loud, it is, literally, heard from china.
CC: and no one is that heavy a sleeper...
Kaitlyn: he's a robot!
CC & amber: NO!
Camera: *jumps from nowhere) AHA!!!!!!!!!!
All but camera: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera: so beating me up was t enough?
[b][u]END.[b][u]
Camera man's question of the day:
[i]"they say what comes around goes around. Does it really?"[i]
*camer slowly opens a door with two sets of bunk beds inside. on one sideof the room, tressa was in the top bunk, emma in the bottom, the other side of the room, CC was on the top, amber below her.*
camera: *takes out a bull horn* *big breaths* (screaming at the top of his lungs) IM BACK, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*all four girl jumped, startled, and started to scream. skipper and the other three came running in.*
skipper: (groggy) WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
A Day In The Life Of Some Average OCs
Starring:
skipper
kowalski
rico
private
king julien
lexii
katt
amber
emma
ryan
tressa
amy
CC
kaitlyn
dylan
june 23
emma: (angry) WHY?!?!?!
tressa: (angry) WHAT THE *BLEEP*??????
CC: (angry) C'MON, MAN!!!!!!!!!!
amber: (angry) *BLEEP* YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
camera: *laughing* well.....
CC: well? well! well, well, well, well, well! well, lets give him a nice good-morning!
*all four girls attack camera*
*camera blacks and re-opens in the park, where he is just fiLming a tree*
camera: okay, so I ADMIT it wasn't a good idea. I have the broken drub cage to prove it. Each penguin in that metal confine attacked me as an individual. Even the ones who weren't involved! I'm starting to think-
Mort: about potatoes?
Camera: no! That these people don't want every waking moment of their lives documented.
{clock shows 2:11; a low-quality cam corded record a cameraman sleeping, back face to the crowd, with camera in arms}
{recording}
Tressa: (low whisper) okay, this is live from camera man's base. We have his bill horn right here. Emma, amber and CC are with me. Oh- and kaitlyn too.
*tressa nods to kaitlyn, who lifts the bullhorn.*
Kaitlyn: (loudly into cam corder) WAKE UP, LAZY ASS!!!!!!!!
Camera: *motionless*
Emma: is he dead?
Amber: no, a sound wave like that would only ruPture his motion and train if thought. A blast that would kill him would have to be so loud, it is, literally, heard from china.
CC: and no one is that heavy a sleeper...
Kaitlyn: he's a robot!
CC & amber: NO!
Camera: *jumps from nowhere) AHA!!!!!!!!!!
All but camera: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera: so beating me up was t enough?
[b][u]END.[b][u]
Camera man's question of the day:
[i]"they say what comes around goes around. Does it really?"[i]

Steve plays Cirqus Voltaire at the arcade