^_^ Colonial Penguin

It's a beautiful day in the Central Park zoo and all of the penguins are in the HQ, bored out of their minds. "Skippa. Can I watch the Lunacorns? Im boooooaaad!" Private whined, getting very close to his commanding officer. Skipper just pushed him away. "No Private. We have to be more than ready for when Blowhole strikes again." Skipper replied, putting his flippers behind his back. Lilly flipped her bangs to the side and revealed her big blue eyes. "Come on Skipper...PLEEEEAAASSE let us watch SOMETHING." She pleaded, batting her eyelashes. Skipper then grabed her bangs and gave them a hard...

The next day, Rebecca woke up and went downstairs. To her horror she saw Officer X. He was holding a rat in his large hands and slowly squeezing it. "Oww!! Help me! Please!" The rat squeaked, the air slowly escaping his lungs. Rebecca ran down the stairs and snatched the rat from Officer X's hands. "Are you okay little guy? Can you walk?" She asked in a concerned tone, slowly placing the rat on the floor. "Y-Yes...bless your kind soul!" The rat stuttered, blowing the kind teen kisses. He then ran into a small hole in the wall and dissapeared. "Were you talking to that rat?" Officer X asked,...

That night as Alice dropped her cousin off at her home, Officer X gt out of the car as well, because it turns out her parents were his close friends from highschool. WHAT are the ODDS!? So they set him up a guest bed in the room right next to hers. "Oh How lovely it is to see you X!." Rebecca's mother cheered, hugging the large man. Her dad shook X's hand. "It's been a while." He said, thinking about their highschool days. Rebecca threw her backpack to the floor and began to ascend the stairs, but she was noticed by her mother. "Uh, hello to you to Rebecca." Said Rebecca's mother, putting her...

(Brandon helped me brainstorm on this, so I give him credit too ^^)

It's a lovely day in the Central Park Zoo, and the penguins are hanging out in the badger habitat for a barbecue. "Who wants grilled salmon?" Becky cheered, flipping salmon fillets over a small fire she had made. All the penguins raised their flippers. "Sounds good to me Becky!" Lilly replied happily. Skipper was sitting next to her drinking a juice box. "Im so hungry I could eat a horse!" Sharpey added, snatching the juice from Skipper's flipper. Lilly began to laugh like crazy, but she stopped when she caught her commanding...

Running and sweating, kat's exhaustion didn't kick in because of her adrenaline shot. 'How are you still running?!?!' asked Skipper. 'It's called an adrenaline shot silly,' said Kat, pulling out a Uzi and firing at the horde. 'What do we do now?!?!' shouted Kowalski. 'Kabloomi?' asked Rico. 'Sure!!! Get something loud and that beeps!!' yelled Kat. Rico set the bomb, and threw it at the zombies, which turned around to attack it. 'Whhoooargh!!!' they screeched at the bomb before BAM!!! They all got blown up, flying blood and guts spilling on the ground. 'What the hell were those?!?!' screamed...