The Fast and the Furious premiered in US theaters on June 22, 2001. TFATF turns FIFTEEN years old in 2016. It can almost legally drive. *brain explodes*
So to kick off the inevitable Fast and Furious Anniversary Rewatchathon, I thought I'd do a thing for my 15 favorite quotes. Some of 'em are meaningful on down the line, some of 'em are more memorable than others, some of 'em are just funny. Anyway, my top 15 quotes from The Fast and the Furious!
mia, get brian a band-aid 'cause ouchhhhh
"You know you owe me a ten-second car, right?"
the winner has spoken
"Ask any racer, any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning."
they mocked this in the movie torque so i hate the movie torque. and also, it sucked.
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the store, not the mortgage, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 10 seconds or less, I'm free."
pardon my dom/letty feels
"The other night I had a dream that you and I were on a beach in Mexico."
letty ain't got time for your shit, boy
"How 'bout I race you for that sweet little ass?"
"If you want ass, why don't you hit Hollywood Boulevard. If you want an adrenaline rush, it'll be 2 large. Right here, right now. What's it gonna be?"
proceed with muuuch caution, officer
"You break her heart, I'll break your neck."
oh jesse, you poor dumb nerd
"You can't bet your dad's car."
"It's alright, I ain't losin'. This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. That way me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good."
"Well, they're gonna throw him right back in prison after he kills you."
i should hope not. that was a nice car, dammit.
*flips car* "That's not what I had in mind."
he's prayin' to the car gods, man
"Dear Heavenly, uh..."
"Spirit. Thank you. Uh, thank you for providing us with a direct port nitrous, uh, injection, four core intercoolers and ball-bearing turbos... and... um... titanium valve springs."
"He's prayin' to the car gods, man."
vince are much offend
"He's got no call bein' up in here, you don't know that fool for shit!"
"Vince, there was a time when I didn't know you."
"That was in the third grade!"
lol yeah good luck with that
"I think we should go out sometime."
"I don't date my brother's friends."
"Wow, that sucks. Guess I'll have to kick his ass, then."
suuuuure you did
"What are you smiling about?"
"Dude, I almost had you."
but mia, that IS really funny
"What'd you put in that sandwich?"
"I smell... skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face."
"Bullshit, asshole. No one likes the tuna here!"