Okay, it's actually 13, but what kind of monster makes a list of 13?! ;)

There are a few mild spoilers in here. If you're not caught up on a show or haven't seen a movie yet and would like to remain in the dark, just nod, pretend you agree with the awesomeness of the pictured ass-kicker, and skip to the next one.



#10 - Eleanor Shellstrop [Kristen Bell; The Good Place, Season 1]
Eleanor is a bad person who died a horribly embarrassing death and ended up in The Good Place by mistake. Seriously, she's a bad person. Eleanor sucks. She tries to blend in at The Good Place by pretending to be one of them, and eventually her soulmate finds out. He's a do-gooder and a philosophy expert, so he begins teaching her how to be a decent person. Eleanor wants to be good. She's trying. She's just bad at it, in a forking hilarious way. Why is she a FAK? Because she's forking trying. She's holding back the terrible shirt she wants to do and say to people. Mostly. She's trying to be good, and to help another imposter change for the better too. If there's hope for Eleanor, there's hope for all of us. (All who disagree are cordially invited to eat my farts.)



#9 - Chanel #5 [Abigail Breslin; Scream Queens, Season 2]
Surprise, bitches: #5 is a genius. She survived a sorority, being disowned by her family, a pretty serious murder attempt, and another year of verbal abuse from higher-ranking Chanels. She aced her MCAT (Medical College Admission Test) with NO HELP (aka without cheating, like SOME Chanels), and was once again shrugged off because she's just Chanel #5. In the end of the season, she and Zayday pretty much run the hospital, and I like to believe she gets the respect she deserves while saving lives and kicking ailment ass. I'm proud of you, #5!



#8 - Barbara Kean [Erin Richards; Gotham, Season 3]
I didn't like Barbara at first. There, I said it. She was boring in season one, when she was just Jim Gordon's girlfriend. Then she snapped, killed a few people, wound up in Arkham, and became one of my favorite characters on Gotham. She's nuts, she's fun, and at this point, she just wants to cause chaos. Barbara Kean is a crazy bitch and I love her.



#7 - Amanda Rollins [Kelli Giddish; Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Season 18]
Amanda has settled into her new role as a mother, and her tolerance for bullshit is at an all-time low. Except for when it comes to her sister. Amanda's trying to forgive that hellspawn, despite all the life-ruining and being-a-terrible-human-being-ing. (There's no way this ends well.) Amanda hasn't been in the spotlight very much lately, but it's not a FAK list without her.



#6 - Eleven [Millie Bobby Brown; Stranger Things, Season 1]
My tiny, waffle-lovin', super-powered precious. She came out of an awful life as a lab rat and bonded with a group of boys who taught her about friendship, trust, and Eggos. The things these kids did for each other was amazing. She battled a freakin' monster for you guys! They did a lot for her too. But the monster!



#5 - Tess Nazario [Drea de Matteo; Shades of Blue, Season 1]
Tess is a kick-ass detective (who just happens to be a tiny bit corrupt) who always has her team's back (because they are also corrupt), and greets every day with a take-no-shit attitude. Tess's ways of dealing with issues may not be perfect, but she gets shit done. She's a fierce lover and a fiercer fighter. I would not advise getting in her way. Tess Nazario will cut a bitch.



#4 - Mazikeen [Lesley-Ann Brandt; Lucifer, Season 2]
Maze has been trying to understand her place on earth this season. Finding herself, if you will. She's moved in with Detective Decker and her daughter Trixie, who don't know she's a demon. Become closer to her best friend, a therapist, who *does* know she's a demon and is working on accepting it. She's making friends (girls' night out! Maze/Trixie bonding!), working (hunting humans is a job!), and still kickin' ass. Maze rocks.



#3 - Harley Quinn [Margot Robbie; Suicide Squad]
Harley's a whole lotta crazy. She's also a whole lotta fun. The love and work Margot Robbie put into Harley is evident. (And all in HEELS, that mega-talented little warrior.) She brings a lot of humor to Suicide Squad, and she's so damn adorable it's easy to forget just how dangerous she is. Harley is a character like no other, and I will gladly see any and all future movies she's in.



#2 - Jillian Holtzmann, Patty Tolan, Abby Yates & Erin Gilbert [Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones, Melissa McCarthy & Kristen Wiig; Ghostbusters]
The Ghostbusters are all wicked smart, good at what they do, and loyal to their friends. They're not there for romance or to make a fashion statement (those jumpsuits tho). The new Ghostbusters make a great team, and I love every single one of them. Holtzmann is very weird and doesn't care what people think about her. Patty has a kind heart and genuinely wants to help people in whatever way she can. Abby stands up for what she believes in and refuses to give up. Erin has the longest arms. (Had to do it. XD)



#1 - Ginny Baker [Kylie Bunbury; Pitch, Season 1]
Ginny Baker is a very believable character in an unbelievable situation. (Well, at the moment.) The world loses its shit when she makes her debut as the first woman to play Major League Baseball. She's constantly in the spotlight, facing enormous pressure to be a perfect player and role model at all times. Underneath, she's just a woman who wants to play the sport she loves. She struggles with the fame and the pressure, but she has a solid support system of friends and pros who rally around her to get her through it. It's not easy. Ginny tries so hard to maintain her composure and her public persona, it's devastating when she begins to crack. You can't NOT root for her. (And for a second season. C'mon, Fox!)