Foreman/Thirteen

“Late,” House comments as Foreman walks into the room. “Your car break down again?” He asks, winking. Taub and Kutner didn’t understand the joke, but Foreman just sneered at him in reply.

“Do we have a patient?” Foreman asked, turning around to Taub and Kutner. They handed him the folder, as he began to read it over.

”Foreman, what’s missing here?” House asked in an extremely condescending tone, while gesturing around the room. Foreman sneered again, before answering:

“The stick that’s normally shoved up your ass. Oh, wait a minute, turn around, there it is!” he said....

Summary: After a drunken night, Foreman and Thirteen don’t remember how they got to the position they found themselves in, but only know that the future holds surprises for them. Set sometime after It’s a Wonderful Lie

Ugh. That’s all she can think. Ugh. Thirteen recognized the feeling of her organs being oozed out through her skin as an extreme hangover. Ugh. She groans audibly and tries to open her eyes. Bright! Too bright! After a moment, Thirteen gets used to the light looks around to her surroundings. She’s in a brown room, with warm sheets and a few bookcases, a nightstand, and...

LITTLE SPOLIERS FOR SEASON FOUR!


I thought that I would share with you the moment that I knew Foreman and Thirteen could be one of the greatest ships of all time. This is the exchange between them in the season four episode 'Don't Ever Change'. They are sitting in the MRI control room while the Patient Of The Week receives the MRI.



THIRTEEN: Good symmetrical activity in both hemispheres.

FOREMAN: Caudal structures look okay. She hasn't changed? Sex, drugs, rock and roll, the six hundred rules of God are all in there somewhere.

THIRTEEN: We oversimplify people. It's how the human mind works. Everything's...