What is your favorite Kyo quote?

Kyo: One of these days, I'll make you say you're sorry!
Yuki: I'm sorry.
Kyo: Dammit! That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?
Yuki: Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you, shouting in public.
Kyo: Oh, that's it! We're taking this outside!
Yuki: We ARE outside, you stupid cat.

Kagura: My looove!
Kyo: MY SHIRT!!!

i don't remember what Uo said but kyo was like
"Nobody asked you, you dirty bitch!!!"
I died laughing he's so funny, I love it

This quote is my favorite because it shows Kyo's sense of humor and
name-calling while he is being bold and intrusive.
"Yo! Time to pay the piper rat-boy. I'm here to collect!"

ahh i know kyo is ssooo funny =:) one of the best parts was when yuki was sleep walking and tohru was like "why don't you attack him while he's sleep walking? wouldn't that make him more of an easy target?" and kyo was like "when yuki is sleep walking, he doesn't hold back when he's fighting..." haha i love that part one of the best. and it's great when kagura beats the crap out of him =:)

i like.....
Kyo:let's take this outside!
Yuki:We are already outside u stupid cat!

I love it when Kyo says, "Wha? This is the same little brat who used to get lost on the way to the bathroom if I didn't take him!" Oh, its so funny!

Its a tie

"Ready to die....Prince of rats."

or

"It just means you've seen the real me, not like my mother did, 'I've been a fool' I....I never thought that anyone.....would ever say that....not to me.......Tohru.......Tohru."

Everything he says makes me laugh!!

Kagura: I'm here for Valentines, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together!
Kyo: You're not gonna find any lover in this house!
Shigure: Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.
Kyo: Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentines?
Yuki: It's called a calendar.

Hatsuharu: [after tripping Kyo] If I hadn't had tripped you, you wouldn't have stopped now would you.
[addressing the audience]
Hatsuharu: By the way what I just did was very dangerous. And if it had been anyone but Kyo they probably would have been hurt pretty badly, so don't try it at home.
Kyo: Don't try it here and who are you even talking to?


[To Tohru] "Ever since you left I've been getting pissed off about everything, and because I couldn't understand why, it just pissed me off even more!"

Mine is: Darn it, put some clothes on first!

This is mine
Kyo:What the hell ae you smiling about

Tohru: Sorry

Kyo: uh that's not what I meant to say. I uh what I mean is I just you know I I don't even know why I'm doing this! It's just for some reason Ever since you left I've been getting pissed off about everything and I couldn't figure out why so it just pissed me off even more

I like this too

Kyo: I got stuck having to walk around half this city looking for you with that damn Yuki
I told you we're going the wrong way now gimme that map

Yuki: uh uh

"You Suck!"

"Damn Rat!"

Mine is when Tohru goes back to live with her grandpa, and when she gets back to the sohma house, he says
"While you were gone i got mad so much, and i didn't know why, and that just made me more mad!"
sorry, i dont know if thats word-for-word, i hvnt seen fruits basket in a while. :(

I think my favorite by far is when he says to Tohru
"Don't just stand there like a space cadet."

Kyo: Yeah, so what if I didn't? Like I'd waste my time watching some dumb movie about a bear!
Yuki: You truly are an idiot.