“Lust” Dante yelled “What are you doing?” “Well… I was firin mah lazar at Envy because he said there’s something wrong with me and it hurt my feelings” Lust answered. “Lust, you don’t have feelings…” Dante pointed out. “Oh yeah. Well… I refuse to stand here and be insulted!” Lust declared. “Well then have a seat princess!” Greed grinned. “Imma-” Lust started. Dante thumped the back of Lust’s head. “No you aren’t!” Dante yelled. “Bitch, shut up and make meh a sammich!” Lust glared at Dante. “I am in charge here!” Dante shirked “You make me a sammich!” “What time is it?” Lust asked “Adventure Time.” Wrath yelled. “NO, YOU IDIOT! It’s lazar time!” Lust positioned her lazars. Bzzzt! Lust fired at Dante, who let out a chain of profundities and leapt out of the way. “Are you out of your mind?!” Dante got louder with every word. “No! You people just don’t appreciate my creativity!” Lust insisted. “I appreciate it.” Gluttony called. “At least someone here is open minded.” Lust took another shot at Dante. “NO, he is small brained. A brick is smarter then that mindless human-ape!” Dante told Lust. “Imma firin mah lazar!” Lust yelled and shot at Dante for a third time. “Ya know, maybe you’d actually hit me if you don’t tell me when you are going to shoot!” Dante suggested. “Or I could just do this!” Lust smirked. She then began firing her lazars non-stop at a high speed. Dante screamed and tried dodging. “Honestly woman, doesn’t that hurt your boobs!?” “Not at all.” Lust yelled over the sound of her lazars. Lust began cackling madly “I am Sailor Lust, and in the name of the moon I shall punish you!” “Calm yo tits!” Dante scolded. “Silence, I keel you!” Lust declared. With that said, she blasted Dante with her lazar and scorched the woman. “I am victorious!” Lust bellowed. “Can I eat her now, Lust?” Gluttony questioned. “Sure, Gluttony.” Lust answered with a self satisfied smile. “Dear lord, what just happened, what did I just witness?” Pride asked. “Lust went berserk with her new attire and murdered Dante” Envy explained. “You’re next Envy” Lust grinned “I’m gonna blast you so hard, you won’t even have time to scream.” “That’s what she said!” Sloth laughed and darted across the room. “Imma firin mah lazar!” Lust blasted Sloth “Your bra creeps me out.” Envy’s eye twitched. Lust blasted him with the lazar. “Weren’t you going to warn me by saying Imma firin mah lazar?” Envy asked. “Dante said that was an ineffective method.” Lust pointed out. “She was right… wait a minute, you said it before you blasted Sloth.” Envy said. “Yeah, but then I put some thought into it…” Lust trailed off. “Can you just take that thing off?” Envy asked. “Of course not, this bra is my pride and happiness!” Lust shared. “I ain’t yo bitch!” Pride interrupted. “Shut up, can’t you see Imma fighting with Envy.” Lust yelled. “Lust, you fail at life.” Envy stated monotonously. “Let me count the f***s I give 1…2…3… Oh no, they just flew away!” Lust frowned. “Ugg, why did Greed introduce us to this human stuff anyways?” Envy groaned.