Quotes & sayings used in Enchanted : Enjoy them
Giselle: Oh hello old man may I sit with you,oh im been wandering around all night looking for my true love and if there was someone with a bit of kindness a friendly hello it will lift my spirt so much. Oh you do have a lovely smile.Hey wait where are you going stop I need that.........you are NOT A VERY NICE OLD MAN.
Giselle: Well I must have looked really hard through my hearts desires because I fell down down down then I got up out of this big round hole and I was very lost and now here I am with you.
Robert:Is this a big habit of yours falling off of stuff?
Giselle: Well ususally when someone catches me but not to worry because by morning my prince will come and rescue me from this strange land and then we will share true love's kiss.
Robert: True Love's kiss
Giselle: Its the most powerful thing in the world
Giselle: Now if only I could find a place where I could rest my head for the night
Robert: What kind of place?
Giselle: I dunno a nearby meadow or a hollow tree.
Robert: A hollow tree
Giselle: Or a house full of dwarfs I hear there very hospitable.
Robert: Okey well like I said you can get yourself cleaned up here. Morgan go in please.
Giselle's wedding dress is stuck in the door
Robert: Where did you get that?
Giselle:Oh you like it well I made it.
Morgan:You made it
Giselle:Well the animals helped me with the sewing
Robert pushes her into the door with the metal rod stuck in the door. Giselle smiles with happiness.
Robert:Lets see about getting you a car
Morgan gets ready to go to bed. She asks her father can she stay.
Morgan: Can't she stay here daddy?
Robert: No sweetie
Morgan: But I think she might be a real princess?
Robert: Sweetie just because she has a funny dress on doesn't make her a princess she is a very confused woman who has falling into our laps
Morgan: But daddy?
Robert: No now go to sleep and I see you tommorow
Giselle: Oh my ...............this just won't do?
Giselle gets up off the sofa and yells out to get some help with Robert's dirty apartment.
Giselle : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
As she is waiting for the animals she is reading the front cover of the Newspaper.Rats,coachroaches, birds, pigeons come out of nowhere.
Giselle: Oh my goodness are you alright?(to bird who got hit by the window)
Giselle: Hello..............well its nice to make new friends alright everyone lets tidy things up.
Sings Happy Working song
Morgan: Daddy.........wake up
Robert: (groans) What is it .......what did you do?
Morgan: Come and see ............look
Robert: Oh my gosh............get out ..............out
Morgan: What will I do with them
Robert: GET THEM OUTSIDE ...............OPEN THE DOOR
Hears Giselle in the bathroom huming True Love's kiss
Robert: Stay there...........hello
Gisele: Oh im in here Robert
Robert: Ok(goes in and sees Giselle almost naked)
Giselle: Oh good morning Robert I do hope you had nice dreams
Robert: I think Im still in one
Giselle: This is a magical room........where does the water come from?
Robert: From the pipes.
Giselle: And where does the pipe's get it.
Robert: I dunno where every the pipes get it......yeah
Giselle: Oh .........It is magical
Knock on the door
Nancy: Hey girlfriend
Morgan: Hi Nancy
Nancy: So lets say ready to kick it?
Morgan: Kick what?
Nancy: Honey while you still have your pyjames on
Nancy: Wow ..........so neat in here did you guys get a maid.
Morgan: No .........not exactly
Giselle: Don't worry my friends will do that Ahaha.........oh(knocks over Robert and the two are seen on top of one another outside the bathroom door )
Giselle: Oh hello
Nancy: Who is this?
Robert: This is nothing ......this is noone
Giselle: Oh my name is Giselle and im on my way to the castle to get married
Robert: Look Nancy can we please talk about it
Nancy: Talk about what the shower?
Giselle: The shower the shower is magical Nancy
Nancy: Yeah I bet it is
Robert: Nancy please can you just listen
Nancy: Talk about what why I can't stay here and saying that his sensitive but all I know is crowd control.
Robert: What about school you know some girl up bonding time
Nancy: What so you can shower naked..............I don't think so.
Giselle: Goodbye.......Oh she is lovely
Robert: Get dressed please just get.........
Robert runs outside and sees Nancy getting into a taxi
Robert: NANCY .............NANCY WAIT........OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Robert comes back into his apartment and bangs on the bathroom door
Robert: Look you gotta go.......I don't know what your deal is whether your just waiting for prince charming or.......
Giselle: Prince Edward
Robert: Whatever .........look I can take you to a bus or a train or a plane and then thats it ............I can't...........I can't get involved after that.
Giselle comes out and is feeling happy
Robert: Where did you get that?
Giselle: Oh you like it .........Well I made it
Robert looks at his curtains
Giselle: Your unhappy
Robert: You made a dress out of my curtains
Giselle: Oh you are unhappy I am so sorry
Robert: Im not unhappy.......im angry
Robert : Yes its an unpleasant emotion have you ever heard of it.
Giselle: I heard of it but I......
Robert: Look you have created a deversion that I now have to resolve. You see the fact is I was suppose to take the next step forward..........A Proposal actually.
Giselle: Ohhhhhhhhhhh(with astonishment)
Robert: Yeah and now she thinks you and I
Robert: Yeah something like that ha
Giselle: Oh my .......You should sing to her?
Robert: Sing to her
Giselle: And that would object your affections........you should take to your side and pour your heart out to a beauti.....ful Bal.....ad ......ha and then she'll want you for sure.
Robert looks at Giselle with astonishment
Giselle: Why are you staring at me?
Robert: I dunno its like you escaped from a Halmark card or something
Giselle: Is that a bad thing?
Robert looks at Morgan who was ready to go to school
Robert: School....were late.......we gotta run
Robert meanwhile brings Giselle to work.
When Giselle cries in the workplace Robert works
Giselle: You've been very kind to me
Robert: What punished for...........look Giselle I can't help you anymore here's some cash call up your prince get transport whatever.......but I can't do it anymore.
Robert: Just go?
Giselle: I am so sorry you've been a very kind friend to me when I had none and would never make you feel unhappy or cause you any trouble so I'll go. I wish you every happiness.
Gisele sees an old woman and gives her Robert's cash
Woman on bench: He tried to kill me
Giselle: Robert,oh this is Clarissa she knows where Edward is
The old woman explains to Robert about him
Robert: Well thanks for your help........ Giselle you cannot give people your money.
Giselle: Well she was very helpful to me with Edward
Robert: So about this prince of yours how long have you two known each other
Giselle: A day
Robert: You mean it feels like a day because your so in love
Giselle: No a day
Robert: Your kidding me.......one day
Giselle: Yes and tommorow it will be two days
Robert: But how can you know a person in a day
Giselle: Yes ..........Yes
Giselle is eating a hotdog
Giselle: Mmmmmmmmm this is so yummy ........I didn't know food could taste like this
Robert:(laughs) Are you all done?
Giselle: Oh mmmmmmmmmmm
Robert: I don't get it I mean how come you keep talking about some guy you don't even know
Giselle: Well I know it in his heart?
Robert: Ok great.
Giselle: So how long do you know your Nancy?
Robert: Ah 5 yrs
Giselle: And you haven't proposed
Robert: Well no
Giselle:Well no wonder she's angry at you(still chewing her hotdog and swallowing it)
Suddenly a mysterious man near the carmel apple stand shows up out of nowhere
Man: Hello nice lady would you like to try free caramel apple.
Robert: You mean its free
Giselle: Well thank you very much kind sire
Man: Your welcome miss
Robert: You know what usually normal people do ,they date
Robert: Yeah you know you go to a restaurant or a museum and you just hang out and talk?
Giselle: About what?
Robert: About each other,your likes your dislikes you talk(smiles)
Giselle: Oh (laughs) You do talk about strange things about love
Robert: Alright we'll do it your way ,we'll have lunch go out for dinner and get married
Giselle: Oh and you forgot about happily ever after.
Robert: Well forget about happily ever after.......It doesn't exist
Giselle: Well of course it does.........(throws her posioned apple away)
Robert: Look Giselle marriages aren't as succesful as you think.
Giselle: But it doesn't have to be............not until she knows
Robert: Knows what
Giselle: How much you really love her
Robert: Of course she does by the end of the day but she knows
Robert: What do you mean how?
Giselle begins to sing Thats how you know?
When the song is over
Giselle: Thank you ,Thank you
Robert's phone rings
Robert answers it
Nancy: Robert thank you so much for the flowers
Robert: Your welcome
Nancy: Where are you?
Robert: You have no idea where I am right now?
Prince Edward gets up after a biker ran over him with his bike
Prince Edward: Ow.......Ow im fine
Nancy's workplace scene
Nancy kisses Robert
Nancy:Wow these flowers are so equiste where would you find live doves in New York city
Robert: Ah ......ha
Nancy: And tickets to a ball oh how romantic
Robert: Well we don't have to go
Nancy: Are you kidding me it would be so romantic
Robert: Ok then so tommorow night then
Nancy: Your so mysterious?
Nancy hugs Robert
Robert: Watch very carefully im gonna put this in your ear like that.
Giselle: Oh thats wonderful.........show me again..........thats wonderful.
Robert: Ok last time now look watch my hand and .....
Giselle: Your a wizard?
Robert: Yeah(laughs) ..........what
Giselle: This is a very nice place
Giselle: And were eating dinner
Giselle: This is a date
Robert: Yeah ...........I mean no ........no were just friends.........besides parents don't usually bring their children on dates
Giselle: Oh Morgan is very sweet and very kind girl
Robert: Yeah she's great
Giselle: Does she miss her terribly
Robert: Miss who
Giselle: Her mother?
Robert: Um we just
Robert: I don't wanna talk about it
Giselle: Oh im sorry I didn't mean to pry
Robert: No its ok,its just ....... I don't talk about it to Morgan or to anybody.
Giselle: Because it was sad.
Robert: Not at first
Giselle: You were in love
Robert:Yeah that was the problem
Giselle: How could that be a problem
Robert: Because the lovey doupy version you talk about its fantasy and one day you wake up and your in the real world
Gisele: But what made you wake up
Giselle: Im so sorry for you both
Robert: It ok im a big boy I can handle it,its her im worried about though she very shy and doesn't have many friends. I just want her to be strong and accept the real world for what it is. Thats why I don't encourage to fairytales because I don't want her to believe in this dreams come true nonsence
Giselle: But dreams do come true and something wonderful will happen
Robert: Yeah well I forgot who I was talking to
Giselle: Well I hope you don't forget I like talking to you
Later..............Giselle tells Morgan a story
Giselle: Goodness we sure had fun tonight were you scared
Morgan: A little but do you think Pip wil be ok
Giselle: Oh he is very brave .......I remember one time Pip was chasing the big bad wolf with an axe as he was going to Little Red Riding Hood's grandmothers house...oh and if Pip wasn't there in time I don't know what would have happened.
Morgan: Well Goodnight Gisele and thank you for the story
Giselle: Goodnight Morgan
Morgan pecks Giselle
Robert: Look ah Giselle that was a nice story about your chipmunk friend and all
Robert: Look I know your taking advice from a forestreet road but I just wanted to say that ah if you and your prince are deciding to stay in New York i'd like to help
Giselle: Thats very kind Robert but Edward is coming for me
Robert: But what if he doesn't
Giselle: Why do you keep saying that
Robert: Because I deal with this everyday if a realationship has issues at the beginning it doesn't get any better
Giselle: He is coming
Robert: Giselle I don't think so No
Robert: I HAVE TO DISAGREE NO
Giselle: NO Is that the only WORD YOU KNOW NO
Robert: NO I MEAN NO NO
Giselle: NO NO NO OVER AND OVER AGAIN EVERY WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS ALWAYS NO IT JUST MAKES ME SO OH SOMETIMES YOU MAKE ME SO .......
Robert: I make you so what?
Giselle: YOU MAKE ME SO SO ANGRY HAAHA..........ANGRY
Robert: Are you alright?
Giselle: Im angry ..........im angry im
Robert: Are you ok?
Giselle: Im wonderful haah
Robert: Are you sure?
Giselle feels Robert's chest hair
Giselle: Yes......... im ...........im fine im........ just........ fit......... as a fiddle
Robert tries to kiss Giselle but fails
Giselle falls on the chair and is begining to realise that she is fallen for him.
Giselle: Oh My?
Robert covers up his chest with his dressing gown and is also feeling the same way
Next Morning Giselle makes another dress and is doing the breakfast.
Robert: Good Morning
Morgan: Morning Daddy
Giselle: Good Morning
Robert; Wow you made breakfast............great
Looks at Giselle new dress
Robert: Nice dress
Giselle: Thank you
Edward: It is I Prince Edward of Andalasia here to save my beautiful bride from this strange place?
Giselle: His Here
Gisele: Oh my........Oh my goodness ah how do I look?
Robert: Slighlty stunned
Giselle: No I mean how do I look
Robert: You look Beautiful
Giselle smiles at him
Edward lifts his bride up in the air
Robert: Im sorry could you be careful please
Edward: You ....
Edward: You were the one who has my Giselle captive
Robert: Lets just stay calm?
Edward: Ah last words before I despatch you
Robert: You have got to be kidding me
Edward: Strange words
Giselle: No no no these are my friends
Giselle introduces Edward to them
Giselle: This is Morgan and Robert.........this is Edward
He sings the True Love's kiss song again
Edward: I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss
Robert: He sings too
Edward: And a miss I have begun to miss........pure and sweet waiting to complete my love song....Yes when theres a maid I never miss who was made......who was made.............to finish
Giselle: Whats Wrong?
Edward: Your not singing
Giselle; Oh Im......... not......... well I was thinking
Giselle: Before we go there is something I would love to do
Edward; Name it my love and it is done
Giselle: I wanna go on a date
Edward: A date?.........Whats a date
Giselle: Well(looks at Robert) its where we go out and we talk about ourselves our likes and our dislikes a date?
Giselle: Rememeber you can come and see us in Andalasia anytime
Robert: Sure and maybe me and Nancy and you and your prince could have dinner with us sometime
Giselle: That would be lovely
Robert: We'll see each other soon its not like were talking about......... you know forever.
Giselle: And ever
Robert: So ah ...............good luck on your date
Giselle: Oh and you and Nancy. (to Morgan who is very upset over Giselle's departure)And you it was so nice spending time with you i'll never forget about you ............you know that yeah(to Morgan and gives a hug)
Edward: Thank you for saving my bride pesants
Edward & Giselle walk off
Morgan: Im gonna miss her Daddy
Robert: Me too sweetheart.......... me too
Morgan: Giselle you came back ...........you came back
Giselle: Oh Morgan I need your help I don't have anything to wear and im not sure when to find a fairygodmother at this hour
Morgan: I got something even better than a fairygodmother
Searches at her dads drawer in his bedroom
Morgan: Dad says this is for emergencies ........This is definelty an emergancy
The two go shopping
Afterwards @ the Hairdressers
Morgan: Remember not to put too much make-up on because boys would get the wrong idea and you know what their after.............their after one thing
Giselle: What's that
Morgan: I dunno no one would tell me
Giselle: Oh ..........but I like it
Morgan: Me too
Giselle: And soon you will have a new mother
Morgan: You mean stepmother
Giselle: Its not what they always say.........I have met some kind wonderful stepmothers, Edward has a stepmother, well I never met her but I hear shes just lovely
At the ball
Robert dances with Nancy but sees Giselle's new look.She is now sporting a straight hairdo and is wearing a purple mermaid dress and shoes to match with it.
Giselle smiles at Robert as well as him smiling at her from the distance.
Nancy: What is she doing here
Robert: I have no idea
Robert sees Giselle and speaks to her and ignores her prince Edward.
Robert: Im a little surprised to see you here
Giselle: Im surprised you said you couldn't dance
Robert: I said I didn't never said I couldn't
Giselle: Oh this is Edward his my uh.............Prince
Robert: And ah this is Nancy she's ........well she's...........
Nancy: Were together.......(laughs)
Edward: And this is Giselle the love of my life my hearts true desire
Edward: Is something wrong
Nancy: No its so straight forward not a hint of irony its very........romantic
Edward: Why thank you
Band leader: Well folks its that time of night I would like to ask each gentleman to dance with someone that they did not bring this evening to dance the King & Queens waltz .
Edward looks around
Edward: May I have the plessure
Robert looks at Giselle for a minute
Robert: Shall we?
Song starts : SO CLOSE
Later during the ballroom we hear Robert singing.
Robert:(sings)' Beside me and look how far we come......so far. We................are. So Close'
Giselle is seen with her chin against his shoulder and he looks at her again . Now his dancing and twriling her around and around all happy and having fun.
Just as the two are about to get passionate after he scoops her up in the air twirling her and lifting her down.
Nancy: Mind If I Cut In
Giselle; No of course
Edward brings Giselle up to the stairs and sees that she is very unhappy
Edward; Your sad
Giselle: Oh no im fine
Edward: I get your wrap
She sees Nancy kissing Robert and starts to get visbly upset
Old Hag: Well............
Giselle: OH you .........you sent me here
Old Hag: Oh im so glad to see you after that terribly little accident that sent you here
Giselle looks at Nancy with Robert
Old Hag: Oh not being with the one you love ....but I have something that will make those bad memories disappear.
Old hag shows Giselle the apple, which is poisoned
Old hag: Have a bite of this my child and you will forget about the people you met and you wouldn't rememeber a thing,but you must hurry as the spell only works at midnight..............hurry now
Giselle takes the apple looks down to Robert with Nancy
Old Hag: Yes yes
Giselle takes a bite out of it and faints to the floor
The Old Hag turns out to be Narissa who disguised herself as an old hag in order to finish off Giselle
Old Hag aka Narissa; Out of my way
And goes into the elevator to transform back
Edward reaches for his sword
Looks at Giselle who is apparently dead
Narissa: Oh her darling oh she just fainted she just wanted to get some fresh air .
Edward: SOMEONE HELP ME
Robert: Oh no
Gives Nancy his phone
Robert: Call 911
Robert runs up to Giselle and feels her face
Nancy: Hi theres a girl unconcious I don't know what happened
Narissa: Well she fainted
Nathnanial: She did not
Narissa: Nathanial get back to the car
Nathanial: You.........poisoned her
Edward: You did this
Nathanial: She tricked her sire she sent the poor girl here.
Narissa: Oh why would I want to get rid of her I mean why
Edward: SILENCE YOU LYING MURDEROUS WRETCH WHEN WE RETURN TO ANADALSIA YOUR DAYS OF QUEEN WILL BE OVER
Narissa: Take my crown oh don't you think thats a little melodramatic dear
Edward: I don't know what Melodramtic means , but I will remove you from the throne Narissa I will seek to it
Narissa says something in latin to change Edward's mind
Nathanial: Thats enough for you....... you viper
Edward; What shall we do
Robert: I dunno what will we do
Nathanial: Sire you have to hurry up otherwise she will die sire
Robert thinks of something
Robert: True Love's kiss
Robert: Its the most powerful thing in the world
Edward: Yes of course..........I knew that
Edward tries the kiss but fails
Edward: Its not working
Narrisa : (laughs) You'll never save her now when the clock strikes twelve she'll be dead
Robert: Unless(Edward looks at him)........Its not......it couldn't be me
Edward tries to talk to Robert
Robert: I only know her for a few days this is crazy
Nancy: Just kiss her Robert..........its ok
Edward lets Robert kiss her
Robert: (whipsers) Please..........don't leave me
Kisses Giselle by lifting her neck gently as the clock strikes.
Giselle: Oh..........I knew it was you
Feels Robert's chest and kisses him
Ballroom lady: Oh this is so much better than last years show
Narissa: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the most powerful thing in the world ha I don't think so you have no idea who you are dealing with .......you wanna show then i'll give you a show. Back out for the main event
Nathanial: You selfish ........evil
Narissa speak in latin and is transformed into a dragon
Narissa: So much for true love's kiss it always gets to me .......hmm what if a giant vicous beast showed up and killed every one and poor defendness Queen Narissa she just couldn't save them. Lets start with the girl who started it all shall we
Robert: OVER MY DEAD BODY
Narissa: Alright ........im flexible
Robert: AH PUT ME DOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Narissa: Come on Giselle we don't have to keep this ending.
Giselle runs to where Edward's sword is takes off one of her high heeled shoes and drops it to the floor and runs out in the rain and thunder night to save her true love from the evil dragon/Narissa
Robert screams louder
Robert: AH PUT ME DOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR CRAZY
Narissa: No spitful and vicous but never cazy OWWWWWWWWWW.
Robert sees Giselle with Edward's sword
Robert: GISELLE .............AHHHHHHHHHH
Narissa: My my isn't this a twist in our tale its the brave little princess ...........hmmmmm I guess your the damsel in distress now ha handsome keep up with me dear as we are about to come to the main event with new heights
Dragon/Narissa roars on top of Woolworth building
Edward meanwhile sees Pip rolling inside a ball
Pip/Edward: I like to be finally realeased to help Giselle and rest the beast.
Edward: Why didn't you say that in the first place.
Giselle: NARISSA IM NOT GONNA LET YOU TAKE HIM
Narissa: Oh so we are coming to the end of the tale Giselle just dying to know how it ends
Giselle sees Pip
Pip winks at her and goes to finsh Narissa/dragon off
Narissa: How about this and they lived happily ever after.......well at least I did(laughs)
Pip comes and stands on the springy bit if the tower
Narissa: What...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(latin spoken again)
Dragon/Narrisa falls to her death
Robert also falls but Giselle manages to aim the sword at Robert's sleeve
Giselle sees her turned to dust
Robert screams as the sword is caught in his sleeve and is unable to hold on for much longer.
Giselle: ROBERT HOLD ON
Giselle catches him and the two scream all the way down the edge of the tower. As Giselle is taking a deep breath she looks at Robert and speaks
Giselle: Is this a habit of yours by falling off of stuff.
Robert(smiles): Only when your there to catch me
Giselle smiles and both her and Robert kiss
Edward: Why are you so sad my beautiful lady
Nancy: She forgot her shoe.........figures
Edward takes Giselle's shoe
Edward: May I
Edward puts on the shoe on Nancy
Edward: Its a perfect fit
The two run back to the manhole to go back to Andalasia to get married
Nancy: Wow really good reciption here
Edward: Woo( laughs)
And the two kiss
Back in NY Giselle is now the owner of Nancy's old place and renames it Andalasia fashions after her old world. Animals are also working on the dresses
Nathanial writes a book as well as Pip
That same day Giselle, Robert and his daughter are having fun in the house
Giselle laughs and they all lived happily ever after