Quotes & sayings used in Enchanted : Enjoy them    



Giselle: Oh hello old man may I sit with you,oh im been wandering around all night looking for my true love and if there was someone with a bit of kindness a friendly hello it will lift my spirt so much. Oh you do have a lovely smile.Hey wait where are you going stop I need that.........you are NOT A VERY NICE OLD MAN.



Giselle: Well I must have looked really hard through my hearts desires because I fell down down down then I got up out of this big round hole and I was very lost and now here I am with you.


Robert:Is this a big habit of yours falling off of stuff?

Giselle: Well ususally when someone catches me but not to worry because by morning my prince will come and rescue me from this strange land and then we will share true love's kiss.

Robert: True Love's kiss

Giselle: Its the most powerful thing in the world

Robert: Right

Giselle: Now if only I could find a place where I could rest my head for the night

Robert: What kind of place?

Giselle: I dunno a nearby meadow or a hollow tree.

Robert: A hollow tree

Giselle: Or a house full of dwarfs I hear there very hospitable.

Robert: Okey well like I said you can get yourself cleaned up here. Morgan go in please.

Giselle:Thank you

Giselle's wedding dress is stuck in the door

Robert: Where did you get that?

Giselle:Oh you like it well I made it.

Morgan:You made it

Giselle:Well the animals helped me with the sewing

Robert pushes her into the door with the metal rod stuck in the door. Giselle smiles with happiness.

Robert:Lets see about getting you a car

Morgan gets ready to go to bed. She asks her father can she stay.

Morgan: Can't she stay here daddy?

Robert: No sweetie

Morgan: But I think she might be a real princess?

Robert: Sweetie just because she has a funny dress on doesn't make her a princess she is a very confused woman who has falling into our laps

Morgan: But daddy?

Robert: No now go to sleep and I see you tommorow

Next morning

Giselle: Oh my ...............this just won't do?

Giselle gets up off the sofa and yells out to get some help with Robert's dirty apartment.

Giselle : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

As she is waiting for the animals she is reading the front cover of the Newspaper.Rats,coachroaches, birds, pigeons come out of nowhere.


Giselle: Oh my goodness are you alright?(to bird who got hit by the window)

Giselle: Oh(laughs)

Giselle: Hello..............well its nice to make new friends alright everyone lets tidy things up.

Sings Happy Working song


Morgan: Daddy.........wake up

Robert: (groans) What is it .......what did you do?

Morgan: Come and see ............look

Robert: Oh my gosh............get out ..............out

Morgan: What will I do with them

Robert: GET THEM OUTSIDE ...............OPEN THE DOOR

Hears Giselle in the bathroom huming True Love's kiss

Robert: Stay there...........hello

Gisele: Oh im in here Robert

Robert: Ok(goes in and sees Giselle almost naked)

Giselle: Oh good morning Robert I do hope you had nice dreams

Robert: I think Im still in one

Giselle: This is a magical room........where does the water come from?

Robert: From the pipes.

Giselle: And where does the pipe's get it.

Robert: I dunno where every the pipes get it......yeah

Giselle: Oh .........It is magical


Knock on the door

Nancy: Hey girlfriend

Morgan: Hi Nancy

Nancy: So lets say ready to kick it?

Morgan: Kick what?

Nancy: Honey while you still have your pyjames on

Morgan: Oh

Nancy: Wow ..........so neat in here did you guys get a maid.

Morgan: No .........not exactly

Giselle: Don't worry my friends will do that Ahaha.........oh(knocks over Robert and the two are seen on top of one another outside the bathroom door )

Robert: Nancy

Giselle: Oh hello

Nancy: Who is this?

Robert: This is nothing ......this is noone

Giselle: Oh my name is Giselle and im on my way to the castle to get married

Robert: Look Nancy can we please talk about it

Nancy: Talk about what the shower?

Giselle: The shower the shower is magical Nancy

Nancy: Yeah I bet it is

Robert: Nancy please can you just listen

Nancy: Talk about what why I can't stay here and saying that his sensitive but all I know is crowd control.

Robert: What about school you know some girl up bonding time

Nancy: What so you can shower naked..............I don't think so.


Giselle: Goodbye.......Oh she is lovely

Robert: Get dressed please just get.........


Robert runs outside and sees Nancy getting into a taxi

Robert: NANCY .............NANCY WAIT........OHHHHHHHHHHHH

Robert comes back into his apartment and bangs on the bathroom door

Robert: Look you gotta go.......I don't know what your deal is whether your just waiting for prince charming or.......

Giselle: Prince Edward

Robert: Whatever .........look I can take you to a bus or a train or a plane and then thats it ............I can't...........I can't get involved after that.

Giselle comes out and is feeling happy

Robert: Where did you get that?

Giselle: Oh you like it .........Well I made it

Robert looks at his curtains

Giselle: Your unhappy

Robert: You made a dress out of my curtains

Giselle: Oh you are unhappy I am so sorry

Robert: Im not unhappy.......im angry

Giselle: Angry??

Robert : Yes its an unpleasant emotion have you ever heard of it.

Giselle: I heard of it but I......

Robert: Look you have created a deversion that I now have to resolve. You see the fact is I was suppose to take the next step forward..........A Proposal actually.

Giselle: Ohhhhhhhhhhh(with astonishment)

Robert: Yeah and now she thinks you and I

Giselle: Kissed

Robert: Yeah something like that ha

Giselle: Oh my .......You should sing to her?

Robert: Sing to her

Giselle: And that would object your affections........you should take to your side and pour your heart out to a beauti.....ful Bal.....ad ......ha and then she'll want you for sure.

Robert looks at Giselle with astonishment

Giselle: Why are you staring at me?

Robert: I dunno its like you escaped from a Halmark card or something

Giselle: Is that a bad thing?

Robert looks at Morgan who was ready to go to school

Robert: School....were late.......we gotta run



Robert meanwhile brings Giselle to work.


When Giselle cries in the workplace Robert works


Giselle: You've been very kind to me

Robert: What punished for...........look Giselle I can't help you anymore here's some cash call up your prince get transport whatever.......but I can't do it anymore.

Giselle: Robert

Robert: Just go?

Giselle: I am so sorry you've been a very kind friend to me when I had none and would never make you feel unhappy or cause you any trouble so I'll go. I wish you every happiness.


Gisele sees an old woman and gives her Robert's cash

Robert: (groans)

Woman on bench: He tried to kill me

Giselle: Oh

Robert: Giselle

Giselle: Robert,oh this is Clarissa she knows where Edward is

Robert: Oh

The old woman explains to Robert about him

Robert: Well thanks for your help........ Giselle you cannot give people your money.

Giselle: Well she was very helpful to me with Edward

Robert: So about this prince of yours how long have you two known each other

Giselle: A day

Robert: You mean it feels like a day because your so in love

Giselle: No a day

Robert: Your kidding me.......one day

Giselle: Yes and tommorow it will be two days
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Robert: But how can you know a person in a day

Giselle: Yes ..........Yes

Giselle is eating a hotdog

Giselle: Mmmmmmmmm this is so yummy ........I didn't know food could taste like this

Robert:(laughs) Are you all done?

Giselle: Oh mmmmmmmmmmm

Robert: I don't get it I mean how come you keep talking about some guy you don't even know

Giselle: Well I know it in his heart?

Robert: Ok great.

Giselle: So how long do you know your Nancy?

Robert: Ah 5 yrs

Giselle: And you haven't proposed

Robert: Well no

Giselle:Well no wonder she's angry at you(still chewing her hotdog and swallowing it)


Suddenly a mysterious man near the carmel apple stand shows up out of nowhere


Man: Hello nice lady would you like to try free caramel apple.

Giselle: Oh

Robert: You mean its free

Man: Yes

Giselle: Well thank you very much kind sire

Man: Your welcome miss

Robert: You know what usually normal people do ,they date

Giselle: Date

Robert: Yeah you know you go to a restaurant or a museum and you just hang out and talk?

Giselle: About what?

Robert: About each other,your likes your dislikes you talk(smiles)

Giselle: Oh (laughs) You do talk about strange things about love

Robert: Alright we'll do it your way ,we'll have lunch go out for dinner and get married

Giselle: Oh and you forgot about happily ever after.

Robert: Well forget about happily ever after.......It doesn't exist

Giselle: Well of course it does.........(throws her posioned apple away)

Robert: Look Giselle marriages aren't as succesful as you think.

Giselle: But it doesn't have to be............not until she knows

Robert: Knows what

Giselle: How much you really love her

Robert: Of course she does by the end of the day but she knows

Giselle:How?

Robert: What do you mean how?

Giselle begins to sing Thats how you know?


When the song is over

Giselle: Thank you ,Thank you

Robert's phone rings

Robert answers it

Robert: Nancy

Nancy: Robert thank you so much for the flowers

Robert: Your welcome

Nancy: Where are you?

Robert: You have no idea where I am right now?

Prince Edward gets up after a biker ran over him with his bike

Prince Edward: Ow.......Ow im fine




Nancy's workplace scene

Nancy kisses Robert

Nancy:Wow these flowers are so equiste where would you find live doves in New York city

Robert: Ah ......ha

Nancy: And tickets to a ball oh how romantic

Robert: Well we don't have to go

Nancy: Are you kidding me it would be so romantic

Robert: Ok then so tommorow night then

Nancy: Your so mysterious?

Nancy hugs Robert


Restaurant scene

Robert: Watch very carefully im gonna put this in your ear like that.

Giselle: Oh thats wonderful.........show me again..........thats wonderful.

Robert: Ok last time now look watch my hand and .....


Giselle: Your a wizard?

Robert: Yeah(laughs) ..........what

Giselle: This is a very nice place

Robert: Yeah

Giselle: And were eating dinner

Robert: Yeah

Giselle: This is a date

Robert: Yeah ...........I mean no ........no were just friends.........besides parents don't usually bring their children on dates

Giselle: Oh Morgan is very sweet and very kind girl

Robert: Yeah she's great

Giselle: Does she miss her terribly

Robert: Miss who

Giselle: Her mother?

Robert: Um we just

Giselle: What?

Robert: I don't wanna talk about it

Giselle: Oh im sorry I didn't mean to pry

Robert: No its ok,its just ....... I don't talk about it to Morgan or to anybody.

Giselle: Because it was sad.

Robert: Not at first

Giselle: You were in love

Robert:Yeah that was the problem

Giselle: How could that be a problem

Robert: Because the lovey doupy version you talk about its fantasy and one day you wake up and your in the real world

Gisele: But what made you wake up


Robert: She..........left

Giselle: Im so sorry for you both


Robert: It ok im a big boy I can handle it,its her im worried about though she very shy and doesn't have many friends. I just want her to be strong and accept the real world for what it is. Thats why I don't encourage to fairytales because I don't want her to believe in this dreams come true nonsence

Giselle: But dreams do come true and something wonderful will happen

Robert: Yeah well I forgot who I was talking to

Giselle: Well I hope you don't forget I like talking to you




Later..............Giselle tells Morgan a story


Giselle: Goodness we sure had fun tonight were you scared

Morgan: A little but do you think Pip wil be ok

Giselle: Oh he is very brave .......I remember one time Pip was chasing the big bad wolf with an axe as he was going to Little Red Riding Hood's grandmothers house...oh and if Pip wasn't there in time I don't know what would have happened.


Morgan: Well Goodnight Gisele and thank you for the story

Giselle: Goodnight Morgan



Morgan pecks Giselle




Arguing scene

Robert: Look ah Giselle that was a nice story about your chipmunk friend and all

Giselle: Yeah

Robert: Look I know your taking advice from a forestreet road but I just wanted to say that ah if you and your prince are deciding to stay in New York i'd like to help

Giselle: Thats very kind Robert but Edward is coming for me

Robert: But what if he doesn't

Giselle: Why do you keep saying that

Robert: Because I deal with this everyday if a realationship has issues at the beginning it doesn't get any better

Giselle: He is coming

Robert: Giselle I don't think so No

Giselle: YES

Robert: I HAVE TO DISAGREE NO

Giselle: NO Is that the only WORD YOU KNOW NO

Robert: NO I MEAN NO NO

Giselle: NO NO NO OVER AND OVER AGAIN EVERY WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS ALWAYS NO IT JUST MAKES ME SO OH SOMETIMES YOU MAKE ME SO .......

Robert: I make you so what?

Giselle: YOU MAKE ME SO SO ANGRY HAAHA..........ANGRY

Robert: Are you alright?

Giselle: Im angry ..........im angry im

Robert: Are you ok?

Giselle: Im wonderful haah

Robert: Are you sure?

Giselle feels Robert's chest hair

Giselle: Yes......... im ...........im fine im........ just........ fit......... as a fiddle


Robert tries to kiss Giselle but fails

Robert: Ok........Goodnight

Giselle falls on the chair and is begining to realise that she is fallen for him.

Giselle: Oh My?

Robert covers up his chest with his dressing gown and is also feeling the same way

Next Morning Giselle makes another dress and is doing the breakfast.

Robert: Good Morning

Morgan: Morning Daddy

Giselle: Good Morning

Robert; Wow you made breakfast............great

Looks at Giselle new dress

Robert: Nice dress

Giselle: Thank you

Edward: It is I Prince Edward of Andalasia here to save my beautiful bride from this strange place?

Giselle: His Here

Robert: Apparently

Gisele: Oh my........Oh my goodness ah how do I look?

Robert: Slighlty stunned

Giselle: No I mean how do I look

Robert: You look Beautiful

Giselle smiles at him

Edward: Giselle

Giselle; Edward

Edward lifts his bride up in the air

Robert: Im sorry could you be careful please

Edward: You ....

Giselle: No

Edward: You were the one who has my Giselle captive

Robert: Lets just stay calm?

Edward: Ah last words before I despatch you

Robert: You have got to be kidding me

Edward: Strange words

Giselle: No no no these are my friends

Edward: Oh

Giselle introduces Edward to them

Giselle: This is Morgan and Robert.........this is Edward

He sings the True Love's kiss song again

Edward: I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss

Robert: He sings too

Edward: And a miss I have begun to miss........pure and sweet waiting to complete my love song....Yes when theres a maid I never miss who was made......who was made.............to finish

Giselle: Whats Wrong?

Edward: Your not singing

Giselle; Oh Im......... not......... well I was thinking

Edward: Thin.....king

Giselle: Before we go there is something I would love to do

Edward; Name it my love and it is done

Giselle: I wanna go on a date

Edward: A date?.........Whats a date

Giselle: Well(looks at Robert) its where we go out and we talk about ourselves our likes and our dislikes a date?


Outside

Giselle: Rememeber you can come and see us in Andalasia anytime

Robert: Sure and maybe me and Nancy and you and your prince could have dinner with us sometime

Giselle: That would be lovely

Robert: We'll see each other soon its not like were talking about......... you know forever.

Giselle: And ever

Robert: So ah ...............good luck on your date

Giselle: Oh and you and Nancy. (to Morgan who is very upset over Giselle's departure)And you it was so nice spending time with you i'll never forget about you ............you know that yeah(to Morgan and gives a hug)


Edward: Thank you for saving my bride pesants

Edward & Giselle walk off

Morgan: Im gonna miss her Daddy

Robert: Me too sweetheart.......... me too








Shopping scene


Morgan: Giselle you came back ...........you came back

Hugs Giselle

Giselle: Oh Morgan I need your help I don't have anything to wear and im not sure when to find a fairygodmother at this hour

Morgan: I got something even better than a fairygodmother

Searches at her dads drawer in his bedroom

Morgan: Dad says this is for emergencies ........This is definelty an emergancy

The two go shopping


Afterwards @ the Hairdressers

Morgan: Remember not to put too much make-up on because boys would get the wrong idea and you know what their after.............their after one thing

Giselle: What's that

Morgan: I dunno no one would tell me

Giselle: Oh ..........but I like it

Morgan: Me too

Giselle: And soon you will have a new mother

Morgan: You mean stepmother

Giselle: Its not what they always say.........I have met some kind wonderful stepmothers, Edward has a stepmother, well I never met her but I hear shes just lovely


At the ball


Robert dances with Nancy but sees Giselle's new look.She is now sporting a straight hairdo and is wearing a purple mermaid dress and shoes to match with it.

Giselle smiles at Robert as well as him smiling at her from the distance.

Nancy: What is she doing here

Robert: I have no idea

Robert sees Giselle and speaks to her and ignores her prince Edward.

Robert: Im a little surprised to see you here

Giselle: Im surprised you said you couldn't dance

Robert: I said I didn't never said I couldn't

Giselle: Oh this is Edward his my uh.............Prince

Robert: And ah this is Nancy she's ........well she's...........


Nancy: Were together.......(laughs)

Edward: And this is Giselle the love of my life my hearts true desire

Nancy; Wow

Edward: Is something wrong

Nancy: No its so straight forward not a hint of irony its very........romantic

Edward: Why thank you

Band leader: Well folks its that time of night I would like to ask each gentleman to dance with someone that they did not bring this evening to dance the King & Queens waltz .


Edward looks around

Edward: May I have the plessure

Robert looks at Giselle for a minute

Robert: Shall we?


Song starts : SO CLOSE


Later during the ballroom we hear Robert singing.

Robert:(sings)' Beside me and look how far we come......so far. We................are. So Close'

Giselle is seen with her chin against his shoulder and he looks at her again . Now his dancing and twriling her around and around all happy and having fun.

Just as the two are about to get passionate after he scoops her up in the air twirling her and lifting her down.

Nancy: Mind If I Cut In

Giselle; No of course

Edward brings Giselle up to the stairs and sees that she is very unhappy

Edward; Your sad

Giselle: Oh no im fine

Edward: I get your wrap


She sees Nancy kissing Robert and starts to get visbly upset

Old Hag: Well............


Giselle: OH you .........you sent me here

Old Hag: Oh im so glad to see you after that terribly little accident that sent you here

Giselle looks at Nancy with Robert

Old Hag: Oh not being with the one you love ....but I have something that will make those bad memories disappear.

Old hag shows Giselle the apple, which is poisoned

Old hag: Have a bite of this my child and you will forget about the people you met and you wouldn't rememeber a thing,but you must hurry as the spell only works at midnight..............hurry now

Giselle takes the apple looks down to Robert with Nancy

Old Hag: Yes yes

Giselle takes a bite out of it and faints to the floor

The Old Hag turns out to be Narissa who disguised herself as an old hag in order to finish off Giselle


Old Hag aka Narissa; Out of my way

And goes into the elevator to transform back

Edward reaches for his sword


Edward: Mother

Narissa: Edward.........

Looks at Giselle who is apparently dead

Narissa: Oh her darling oh she just fainted she just wanted to get some fresh air .

Edward roars

Edward: SOMEONE HELP ME

Robert: Oh no

Gives Nancy his phone

Robert: Call 911

Robert runs up to Giselle and feels her face

Robert: Giselle

Nancy: Hi theres a girl unconcious I don't know what happened

Narissa: Well she fainted

Nathnanial: She did not

Narissa: Nathanial get back to the car

Nathanial: You.........poisoned her

Edward: You did this

Nathanial: She tricked her sire she sent the poor girl here.

Narissa: Oh why would I want to get rid of her I mean why

Edward: SILENCE YOU LYING MURDEROUS WRETCH WHEN WE RETURN TO ANADALSIA YOUR DAYS OF QUEEN WILL BE OVER

Narissa: Take my crown oh don't you think thats a little melodramatic dear

Edward: I don't know what Melodramtic means , but I will remove you from the throne Narissa I will seek to it

Narissa says something in latin to change Edward's mind

Nathanial: Thats enough for you....... you viper

Edward; What shall we do

Robert: I dunno what will we do

Nathanial: Sire you have to hurry up otherwise she will die sire

Robert thinks of something

Robert: True Love's kiss

Edward: What

Robert: Its the most powerful thing in the world

Edward: Yes of course..........I knew that

Edward tries the kiss but fails

Edward: Its not working

Clock strikes

Narrisa : (laughs) You'll never save her now when the clock strikes twelve she'll be dead

Edward: Unless

Robert: Unless(Edward looks at him)........Its not......it couldn't be me

Edward tries to talk to Robert

Robert: I only know her for a few days this is crazy

Nancy: Just kiss her Robert..........its ok

Edward lets Robert kiss her


Robert: (whipsers) Please..........don't leave me

Kisses Giselle by lifting her neck gently as the clock strikes.


Few seconds


Giselle: Oh..........I knew it was you

Feels Robert's chest and kisses him

Ballroom lady: Oh this is so much better than last years show



Narissa: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the most powerful thing in the world ha I don't think so you have no idea who you are dealing with .......you wanna show then i'll give you a show. Back out for the main event


Nathanial: You selfish ........evil


Narissa speak in latin and is transformed into a dragon


Narissa: So much for true love's kiss it always gets to me .......hmm what if a giant vicous beast showed up and killed every one and poor defendness Queen Narissa she just couldn't save them. Lets start with the girl who started it all shall we

Robert: OVER MY DEAD BODY

Narissa: Alright ........im flexible

Robert screams




Robert: AH PUT ME DOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Narissa: Come on Giselle we don't have to keep this ending.


Giselle runs to where Edward's sword is takes off one of her high heeled shoes and drops it to the floor and runs out in the rain and thunder night to save her true love from the evil dragon/Narissa
Robert screams louder

Robert: AH PUT ME DOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR CRAZY

Narissa: No spitful and vicous but never cazy OWWWWWWWWWW.

Robert sees Giselle with Edward's sword

Robert: GISELLE .............AHHHHHHHHHH

Narissa: My my isn't this a twist in our tale its the brave little princess ...........hmmmmm I guess your the damsel in distress now ha handsome keep up with me dear as we are about to come to the main event with new heights


Dragon/Narissa roars on top of Woolworth building

Edward meanwhile sees Pip rolling inside a ball

Edward: Pip

Pip/Edward: I like to be finally realeased to help Giselle and rest the beast.

Edward: Why didn't you say that in the first place.


Giselle: NARISSA IM NOT GONNA LET YOU TAKE HIM

Narissa: Oh so we are coming to the end of the tale Giselle just dying to know how it ends

Giselle sees Pip

Giselle: Pip

Pip winks at her and goes to finsh Narissa/dragon off

Narissa: How about this and they lived happily ever after.......well at least I did(laughs)

Pip comes and stands on the springy bit if the tower

Narissa: What...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(latin spoken again)

Dragon/Narrisa falls to her death

Robert also falls but Giselle manages to aim the sword at Robert's sleeve


Giselle sees her turned to dust

Robert screams as the sword is caught in his sleeve and is unable to hold on for much longer.


Giselle: ROBERT HOLD ON

Robert: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Giselle catches him and the two scream all the way down the edge of the tower. As Giselle is taking a deep breath she looks at Robert and speaks

Giselle: Is this a habit of yours by falling off of stuff.

Robert(smiles): Only when your there to catch me

Giselle smiles and both her and Robert kiss


Meanwhile..........


Edward: Why are you so sad my beautiful lady

Nancy: She forgot her shoe.........figures

Edward takes Giselle's shoe

Edward: May I

Edward puts on the shoe on Nancy

Edward: Its a perfect fit

The two run back to the manhole to go back to Andalasia to get married


Nancy: Wow really good reciption here

Edward: Woo( laughs)


And the two kiss


Back in NY Giselle is now the owner of Nancy's old place and renames it Andalasia fashions after her old world. Animals are also working on the dresses


Nathanial writes a book as well as Pip


That same day Giselle, Robert and his daughter are having fun in the house


Robert; woooooooooooooooooo

Giselle laughs and they all lived happily ever after



THE END