Finn's Thoughts: This isn't fair. I have nothing to think about. It's like I'm stuck in a forest somewhere and no one can reach a hand to rescue me. I have no idea on what I want to do after William McKinley. I mean, football means so much. There's just a lot to think about this year.
(Just then, Finn felt as if he was being shook by his shoulders. He heard a familiar voice: Puck, Mercedes, and Kurt trying to wake him up.)
Puck: I think he's possessed or something.
Artie: Or brain dead.
Kurt: Hey there, Finn!
Finn's Thoughts: I knew I shouldn't have stayed up playing "Angry Birds" last night.
Mercedes: Finn, I feel worried for you.
Artie: Yeah, I see something wrong.
Finn: What do you mean?
Kurt: It's obvious. Whenever someone else's storyline or something like that goes on, you just sit there and either do nothing or reply randomly or something like that.
Finn: I do?
Puck: You really need to talk to...the man about all this. Do you know what I mean?
Finn (confused): The man?
(Everyone at the table nodded somewhat seriously and looked up at the ceiling as if some kind of miracle came.)
Everyone: The man...
(Just then, the scene was cut into Ryan Murphy's office. He, Ian, and Brad were sitting around, writing storylines and scripts on a sheet of paper. Just then, a woman came in with a bag full of fan mail.)
Woman: More fan mail.
Ian: Probably about another Klaine kiss or something like that.
Ryan: Find that letter and tell them to shut their impatient mouths up.
Woman: Sir, how do you even know that the letter about a Klaine kiss is in here? You haven't read them, haven't you?
Ryan (rolling his eyes): Open them up and read them to me.
Woman (taking out the first envelope): Alright. This one's from a girl in Salt Lake City, Utah, asking if...(silence, looks at Ryan sheepishly) we could have another Klaine kiss.
Ryan: Burn it.
(But instead, the woman placed that letter to the side, and opened another letter.)
Woman: The next one is from Paula in St. Helena, Montana. She's wants to know if there will be more Quick and Brittana in Season 3.
Ryan: Thinking about it. Next.
Woman (opening the next letter): This one asks for "Glee" to have more continuity, since you don't really keep up with the storylines.
Ryan (looking confused): Continuity? What the hell is that?
Woman: Basically a type of constancy.
Ryan (still confused): I don't get it. (Turns to Ian and Brad) Do you?
(Both Ian and Brad shook their heads no.)
Ryan: Damn it, now I have a headache. Fetch me some iced tea. And no friggin' lemon slice this time! I asked for lime, and I'm gonna say it again!
Woman (listening to her earpiece): Sir, one of the actors is coming up to speak with you.
Ryan: Send him up.
(Just as the woman left the room, Cory Monteith walked in the room and sat in the chair in front of Ryan's desk.)
Cory: Excuse me, Mr. Murphy sir--
Ryan: Who are you?
Cory: You don't know me?
Ryan: I do, at least I think I do, and I just want to--
Cory: Cory Monteith. Finn Hudson.
Ryan: Oh yeah, you're the one that Lea was making out with and ruined you guys, right?
Cory: Duh, are you brain dead or something?
Ryan: So you just came here to be rude?
Cory: No, I'm bere for a complaint. I'm sick of speaking and being in other people's storylines. It gets on my nerves. It's like in the second Season 3 episode, you just had me fix a damn tire! What do I look like doing that?
Ryan: Someone very hardworking.
Cory: Well, I had enough! You're going to write me in the next episode of "Glee", and I'm going to be noticeable throughout the viewing audience, whether if you like it or not!
Ryan: And what if I don't?
(Cory took the belt from around his waist and waved it in front of Ryan's face.)
Cory: Do you recognize this?
Ryan: A belt.
Cory: Dianna and Naya were talking two days ago, and they told me you have a fear of being hit by things, and that includes belts. So, you either give me a got damn storyline, or I walk and let the belt talk for itself!
Ryan (stutters): But, Cory, I--
Cory (mocking him): But, Cory, I--Shut the f*ck up! You know, I didn't have to take this job! I could've been a storeowner, a casino owner--anything but this! Everyone else has been having good storylines in Season 3. Like an overload for Lea! I'm not gonna stand by and let you treat my character like crap, do you understand!
Ryan (worried): No, I...I--
Cory: Do you hear me, damn you?!
Ryan: Yes, yes! Just don't hit me.
(Cory starts to walk out of the room, when he remembers something.)
Cory: Oh, and I forgot! You made me get slushied in the first episode! Do you really think I appreciate that?!
(He took his belt and tried whipping it at Ryan. He started to run away, but Cory tried catching up. Ian and Brad looked at them and laughed.)
Ian: What a scaredy cat.
Brad: I wonder if his mother would whip him if she were here now.
Ian: We should put that as a storyline for Finn. You know, have him slap and kick Ryan's butt for every time something bad happens.
Brad: Cool...but won't we get fired for that?
Ian: As of now, I don't think so...
Well, there's the first chapter. What do you all think?
Here's the link for Chapter Two!!!
