- Because Bart and Lily are perfect for each other.
- Bart is in love with her.
- They have hot morning sex in his office where anyone (including a project driven son) could stumble upon them.
- Lily tries to mother Chuck.
- Bart tries to connect with Eric over Marlins jersey. (Save the Manatees!)
- Bart saves Serena from expulsion and gets her a few hours of community service instead.
- Lily wanted to make Bart jealous so he knows how she felt when his whores kept following him around.
- Bart fathered Chuck--if that doesn't make him perfect, I don't know what does.
- Bart is romantic--proposing on...
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