I laid on my bed after another crazy day in Gravity Falls. Dipper, Mable Soos Grunkle Stan and I had just returned from the Mini golf course. Mable had challenged the biggest bitch, I had ever meant in my 13 years of being on Earth. I wouldn't forgive her a easily as Mable did.
I looked over to see her in her PJ and sleeping her brown hair over her face. I smiled I then looked over at Dipper who as always had his nose in the book trying to understand the mystery of this weird little woods town, I didn't blame him. So many weird things had happened to us this summer.
My name is Dip--Tyrone! I don't even know why I would call myself Dipper. No one calls me Dipper. My name is Tyrone Pines and I would like to be on Total Drama, because I would like to meet new people.
Dipper is Samey, because they are known by their nicknames. Dipper, because of his birthmark. Samey is pronounced as Same-Y, instead of her given name Sammy, because she is the inferior sister to Amy. If Dipper was the inferior twin, then he would have to convince people to call him Tyrone, because that's the name he was wanting.
Mabel as Amy, since they are the twins who have common birth names.
Auditions Dipper introduces his audition tape as "Tyrone Pines". He even denies having a sister. Mabel overhears this and tells Dipper to get his butt downstairs. Dipper quickly ends the audition, telling...