♥HJS SEASON ONE♥
So these are some of Haley James Scott's qoutes from Season One!
♥Haley: Oh, the magazine pages are sticking again, you little pervert. Oh hey Luke. You've been reading this?
Lucas: I don't know, Haley. Is that the 'why do i hang out with these people?' issue, because you're on the cover of that, right?
Haley: No, actually it's the 'my best friend is an idiot' issue and there you are!
Haley: She doesn't want to go. She doesn't wanna see her high school sweetheart slash your brother Dan slash the jerk who abandoned Lucas slash the father of Nathan, the team's star player slash my wrists if I hear the story again. Let's go.
Nathan:You're Haley James, right?
Haley: I'm sorry. I'm best friends with Lucas.
Nathan: Well, then I'm sorry too.
Haley: Forget it, I'll find you someone else.
Nathan: Look, there is no one else. All right? I'd be fine with it if there was.
Haley: If there were.
Nathan: See, you're helping me already.
Haley: Look, I can't help you. And on top of that, I won't help you. Okay.
Haley: Do you see this book? Because this book is me. I am math.
Nathan: What's that supposed to mean?
Haley: It's supposed to mean that you can work your whole "I'm Nathan Scott, Mr. Big Shot, scoring my touchdowns" on somebody else, because -
Nathan: I don't even play football.
Haley: Whatever. The point is, at the end of the day all your bluster and BS don't mean anything to math because math don't care, and neither do I.
Nathan: Well, does English care? 'Cause I really suck at that, too.
Haley: Please don't waste my time. I'm already taking a huge chance on you because my instincts are screaming that you're full of sh... Let's just get started, okay?
Haley: I'm really fine.
Nathan: Little high on yourself, aren't you? Going around saying you're all fine?
Haley: Yeah, this is my house. Um... we're staying here while we renovate the mansion.
Nathan: It's not like I was trying to show off.
Haley: Wasn't that your default setting? Sorry.
Nathan: You know, me and Peyton broke up.
Haley: Peyton and I.
Nathan: What, she broke up with you, too? I just, I didn't know she was gonna take it this hard. She went off on Brooke at practice. I'm kinda worried about her.
Haley: Well, maybe you should have worried more about her when you were together. I'm sorry, but come on, it's true.
Nathan: No, you don't know the first thing about Peyton and I.
Haley: Me and Peyton.
Lucas: I'm an idiot.
Haley: I know.
Haley: Still in denial?
Nathan: About what?
Haley: Missing her. It's okay that you do.
Nathan: What, are you my tutor or my shrink?
Haley: Whatever you need.
Lucas: I saw you with him.
Haley: Who, Nathan? God, he got a good grade on that math quiz. It was nothing.
Lucas: I want to believe you, Haley. I do. But I don't think you're telling the truth.
Haley: I am telling the truth, Lucas. There's nothing going on.(Lucas sees her bracelet that Nathan gave her)
Lucas: Nice bracelet.
Brooke: We should totally hang out together. What is your name?
Brooke: Yeah. I don't like that name. Let's call you ... Brooke!
Nathan: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.
Nathan: Yeah, if the Gods are five-year-olds.
Haley: Are you embarrassed to be seen with me? And why are you only nice to me when we're alone?
Nathan: It's just...
Haley: You know, for an hour you almost got me to believe that you're not a son of a bitch but, God, you fooled me again.
Haley: Trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: Wait, Haley, look, I need to apologize, okay?
Haley: You should buy 'em in bulk if you're gonna hand apologies out that often.
Nathan: Look will you just... I don't know how to do this all right...? I'm... I'm not like you
Haley: What does that mean?
Nathan: All right, I screw up a lot, all right... and being around you, I just... I don't wanna be that guy any more.
Haley: Well, who do you wanna be, Nathan?
Nathan: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.
Brooke: What's your idea of your perfect date?
Haley: Watching you get hit by a bus.
Brooke: And a sense of humor. Nathan's really lucky.
Nathan: A month ago, did you think we'd be alone in your bedroom?
Haley: Oh, but we're not alone in my bedroom. We have the forefathers with us.
Nathan: They can watch.
Haley: Nathan, can you just get serious for a minute?
Nathan: Oh, I'm serious. Come here. (they kiss)
Haley: Look, I've seen Peyton really try to make an effort to turn things around. It just sucks she got bit the first time she reached out to somebody, you know?
Lucas: Haley, I'm not the bad guy here, okay? Peyton's just too... hard.
Haley: Unlike Brooke, who I understand, is nice and easy.
Lucas: Excuse me. She makes me laugh. She's honest. She's not afraid to be herself. Plus, she's not covered head to toe in issues.
Nathan: Look, I think I should get back to the madness, but, hey, if I could, I'd stay like this all day.
Haley: Ok. Nathan, about last night ...
Nathan: Hey, it's not about sex with me, alright? When you're ready, I'll be ready.
Nathan: You should come tonight. Maybe you'll make everyone behave.
Haley: I'll come if you want me to.
Nathan: No, I wasn't serious. I wouldn't put you through that.
Haley: No, I mean, if you're asking, of course, my answer is yes.
Nathan: Well, then, I'm asking.
Haley: Well, then, I'm coming.
Nathan: Was that your jump shot? Because if that was your jump shot, I can't date you anymore. My mom said you would be here, something about a grade?
Haley: Yeah, you cannot be here right now.
Nathan: Why not?
Haley: Because I look stupid.
Nathan: You realize I've seen you in that crochete thing you wear, right?
Haley: Come on, this is embarrassing. I want you to think I'm not embarrassing.
Nathan: You don't embarrass me, Haley.
Haley: Oh, yeah, ok.
Nathan: Ok, I take that back.
Nathan: Wait a minute, is this...is this a new outfit?
Haley: He noticed. Yes it is. It's all about the new me. Do you like?
Nathan: Yeah, but what's wrong with the old you?
Haley: Nothing. I just thought I'd branch out and try some new things.
Nathan: This could be good. Like what?
Haley: I don't know. There's a lot I wanna try that I never did.
Nathan: Like fooling around with me?
Haley: No way!
Peyton: Haley, come on. Remember when I made you those flyers for Open Mic Night?
Haley: That is really unfair. You're a born artist. I'm a born klutz, okay? I, I, almost drowned in the balls at Chuck E. Cheese.
Peyton: Okay, but if we don't find a replacement, we're gonna have to forfeit.
Haley: Don't you guys lose every year since grade school, anyway? So, what's the big deal?
Peyton: It's important to Brooke. Do you know how terrible it is to be disconnected from your best friend? Look, I really hurt Brooke, and I just don't want her to be disappointed again
Peyton: (shows Haley dressed in cheerleader outfit to Brooke) Ta-da!
Brooke: Tutor girl, you look bitching.
Haley: Yeah, I kind of do, don't I?
Brooke: Now, get your suit hot tub therapy, both of you.
Nathan: Haley? What are you doing?
Haley: I'm kind of filling in for Teresa.
Nathan: Works for me. I gotta thing for cheerleaders.
Haley: Oh, yeah.
Luke: Uhh, he wasn't there.
Haley: You sure, apartment 11?
Haley: Hmm, weird. I just got his voicemail. I guess he really isn't there. I told you Peyton was easy.
Luke: Come on, I'll take you home.
Haley: Well, did you have fun tonight, slave boy? Thanks for playing along.
Luke: Look, Haley, I know we've grown apart a bit lately, and I know we have a lot ahead of us, but I just want you to know I'll always be there for ya. And if Nathan doesn't see how special you really are, well then he's an idiot 'cause I think you're amazing.
Haley: Thanks, Luke. Oh, technically, you owe me a goodnight kiss.
Luke: Hmmm... rules are rules, I guess.
Haley: Yeah, so. Here's the thing, though. If your tongue comes anywhere near my mouth, I'm just never speaking to you again, though.
Luke: Hey, Haley, you're going to be okay. I promise you that.
Haley: No, I told you, Nathan doesn't know. Ugh, God, what am I going to do, Luke? I'm so, I hate being away from him, I think about him constantly. I was in the middle of a history quiz yesterday and I just totally zoned out on him. Maybe we're not going to be together for the rest of our lives, but right now I'm in love for the first time and if I look at this tattoo 20 years from now and it reminds me of how I feel today, I think I'll be okay with that.
Haley: Nathan, I know I'm driving you crazy.
Nathan: No, you're not.
Haley: Do you think that I'm a tease?
Nathan: Stop it.
Haley: Well what do you think?
Nathan: I think that you're my girlfriend, and I like to spend time with you.
Nathan: Haley, you got a tattoo for God's sake. Obviously, this whole thing with us means a lot to you. I just don't want to do anything to pressure you or drive you away. Even though sometimes I can't help it. Just like I can't help that I fell in love with you. 'Cause I did. I love you, Haley. And it scares me a little bit, but there it is.
Haley: Wow. There it is. (kisses him) I love you, too.
Nathan: You're just lucky Tim's here. Because I have a thing for girls named Haley James.
Haley: Oh yeah, well, you're lucky Tim's here too.
Nathan: Hales, look. A single afternoon together and not one punch thrown.
Haley: Lucas, can I talk to Nathan alone, please?
Nathan: What's up?
Haley: I was doing some research on the internet, and I found what my boyfriend's been studying.
Nathan: That's just ... Well, I just stumbled on that, so it's no big deal.
Haley: What about the other half a dozen sites you stumbled on and bookmarked? Nathan, it's hard enough for me to compete with all the girls at school. What, now I have to be a porn star?
Nathan: No. These girls aren't real.
Haley: You said they weren't real.
Nathan: They aren't.
Haley: This hurts me, Nathan.
Nathan: I get that. It's just a fantasy.
Haley: Was Peyton just a fantasy?
Nathan: You know, it'd be nice if a guy could get a little privacy in his own apartment.
Haley: I gave you my heart. That's all that I can give. And if that's not enough for you, then I'm not enough for you.
Hayley: Nathan, you're soaked. What are you doing here?
Nathan: I went for a run. I guess this is where I ended up. Haley, those pictures of Peyton don't mean anything. I saved those when we were still dating. I guess I should have gotten rid of them.
Haley: Is that it?
Nathan: You know, my pride says, "Yeah. that's it. Just leave here knowing Haley is obviously intimidated by a sexual relationship." But my heart says, "Forget about your pride, you idiot. You love this girl. And even if you catch pneumonia, your ass is gonna stay out here in the rain until you convince her to come back" So come on, Hales. Just meet me halfway here?
Haley: Why should I?
Nathan: Because I'm sorry. Because I love you. And because you're looking really hot, standing out here in the rain and I'm thinking, "I have to kiss you."
Haley: Well, if you have to.
Haley: Luke? Lucas, this is not funny. I told you I don't want to take this shortcut. Lucas? Luke, this is so not cool. Lucas Scott!
Lucas: Boogie Man!
Haley: Aaah! (punches Lucas in the gut)
Lucas: Damn it, Haley! You're gonna kill me! You know, Houdini died like that.
Haley: You deserve it, dumbass. I told you I don't want to take this shortcut.
Lucas: Haley, these people, they're dead.
Haley: Yeah, but if you keep yelling, the freaking zombies are gonna get us.
Lucas: Haley, I gotta tell you something.
Haley: What's her name and what did you do that you regret?
Lucas: No. I'm going to Charleston with Keith, Hales.
Haley: OK, for how long?
Lucas: Forever. Hales, I'm gonna move there.
Haley: So you bring me into a creepy cemetery and tell me that you're leaving Tree Hill for good? Luke, who's gonna raid thrift stores with me and lie to the lost and found and claim stupid stuff, huh? Who's gonna do that with me now?
Lucas: Nathan. And me occasionally. Just not all the time.♥
♥HJS SEASON ONE♥