OK, so I saw that recently, a lot of people have been posting these "You know you're a potterhead when..." stuff. So I thought I'd put together some of the ones I'd seen people say or post. I believe I have 50 or so. Here they are:
You Know You're A Potterhead When...
...you get married and you want to say "Always" instead of "I do"
...you wish you could get married to another Harry Potter fan so that you could beak Unbreakable Vows instead of regular wedding vows.
...you cry because you don't get your Hogwarts acceptance letter
...you can't say "Honestly, don't you read?" without sounding exactly like Hermione
...you can't say "You're just as sane as I am" without soundind exactly like Luna.
...you try calling 62442 to see what happens
...you finished reading DH, and you thought, "This is where I belong."
...you ask your parents for an owl for your birthday
...you actually ask for a broom for Christmas
...your parents don't understand the pain you felt after you finished watching DH part 2
...you can watch the movies over and over and you don't get bored
...you ask people to call you by the name of your favorite character
...you have reminders for the character's birthdays on your cell phone
...you yell, "Reveal yourself, traitor!" at tour pet rat every night
...you look into the sky every night and try to find the Sirius star
...one of the reasons you like someone as a crush is because they are also a Potterhead
...you look at the Louis Vuitton logo, and think, "Lord Voldemort"
...you care more about the House Cup on Pottermore than your own exams
...you change the lyrics to songs to fit the plot of Harry Potter
...you listen to MuggleCast or PotterCast daily
...you decorate everything with the Deathly Hallows symbol
...you try to ypuse your wand to make things happen
...you were thinking about writing your college essay about how Harry Potter has shaped your lofe
...your room is painted to like your House common room
...your classmates know to trust you when you disagree with someone that John Williams did all the music in Harry Potter
...you want to gave a white cat named Lumos and a black cat named Knox
...the credits come on at the end of a HP movie and you can say who each actor played
...you ask the school principal to change the school bell sound to Hedwig's theme
...whenever someone says "JK" you say "Rowling" in your head
...every stick you find is a wand
...you reenact the scene where Voldemort kills Harry with your spoon and your cereal
...you and your three best friends have nicknames for each other (i.e. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs)
...you know more about quidditch than any Muggle sport
...you try to write "snap" but accidentally write "Snape"
...your cell phone password is somthing Harry Potter related
...you check page 394 on every book you have to see if there's anything special on that page
...you say "Obviously" in Alan Rickman's voice every time
...your senior quote is from Dumbledore, not Edison or Einstein
...you feel guilty about liking anything that's not related to Harry Potter
...you read the entire Harry Potter wiki and learn nothing
...you want "To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure" written on your tombstone when you die.
...you ask a police officer how many people he's put in Azkaban
...the pattern to unlock your phone is a lightning bolt
...someone says "Harry Potter sucks" and you look at them in the eye, point and say "Do not insult Harry Potter in front of me!"
...you have no social life during ABC Family's Harry Potter movie weekends.
...you go to call someone a hypocrite but then accidentally say hippogriff
...you say you're embarassed to go out in public with your family members because they act like Muggles
...you hate waking up for school in the morning, knowing your school ISN'T Hogwarts
...whenever someone ask you when your gonna get over your HP obsession, you answer "When hell freezes over."
...you become a fan of the person who wrote the "You Know You're a Potterhead When..." article