Harry: (Voiced from across the compartment) " 'Oh Harry I love you," squealed Hermione as she took a step closer to...' What's the matter Ron? Allergic to the cat?"
Ron: "No, allergic to this rubbish! Where did you find this?"
Harry: "On the internet, it's amazing all the stuff you can find there!"
Hermione: "Sounds like something straight out of Witch Weekly! I hope your mum doesn't get a hold of this Ron, I wouldn't want her to think again that Harry and I were together, it was enough trouble clearing it up last time."
Ron: "Yeah, I can't believe she made me kiss you in front of everyone to prove that you weren't in love with Harry."
Harry: "What? You've kissed?! Where was I during this? I thought I got the first kiss in the group!? Why didn't you tell me, I thought we were friends, how could you keep this from me...."
*Harry rambles in a dazed manner while Hermione and Ron escape to the Prefects compartment for a snog session*
--ILuvRonniekins
RON: "But WHY does screenwriter Steve Kloves keep cutting out all the best R/H stuff?"
HERMIONE: "I just don't know."
--Bill
RON: "What do you mean we have to wait till we're 20 to enjoy a happier, less argumentive relationship?"
JK: "Because if you two became happy now, it wouldn't be as funny."
RON: "But that's not fair!"
JK: "You only have to wait seven years at this point."
HERMIONE: "We can't wait that long!"
--Bill
Ron: "Look, it sickens me that you keep doing this! I WANT MY LINE BACK, YOU CREEP!"
Hermione: "Foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach! I'll kill you!"
Steve Kloves: (looks fearful) "You're - you're not real.... you can't hurt me..."
Ron: "OH YES WE CAN!"
Hermione: "Sic him, Crookshanks!"
--dutchtulips
Ron: (thinking) "Ok, I've finally found something that I dislike about Hermione - her stupid cat!"
Hermione: (thinking) "Ok, I've finally found something that I dislike about Ron - the idiot doesn't like my cat!"
Harry: (thinking) "Ok, at this moment, they're looking bewildered trying to figure out how to get their future relationship around the fact that they can't agree about that stupid cat!"
Crookshanks: (thinking) "Ok, first I've got to kill Wormtail, and then I'll get those stupid humans to admit that they like each other!"
--Daniel
Hermione: "Jeez. That Fleur... She couldn't wait until Goblet of Fire, could she? Stealing my Ronniekins!"
Ron: *drools* "Fleur...."
Hermione: "Oh, this is ridiculous."
*grabs Ron and snogs him, while all the R/Hr shippers cheer, and try to kill H/Hrs, and Harry leaves to go snog Ginny*
--Susie
Ron: "Harry... I... umm... we... have something to umm... tell you..."
Harry: "What is it??"
Hermione: "Umm... Ron and I are going out..."
Ron: "Yeah... but that doesn't mean that we won't hang out with you anymore... and..."
Harry: "YES!!!" *dances* "THEY ARE GOING OUT!! THEY ARE GOING OUT!!! At last!!! I MEAN HONESTLY!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!"
--Celine
Doctor: "Hermione, for the last time, you cannot get pregnant by snogging!"
Ron: "Doctor, we just want to make sure we have a healthy, steady relationship. And I don't want Hermione to be uncomfortable doing anything she doesn't want to do."
Hermione: *gives Ron a look* "Oh since when do you care?"
Ron: "No Hermione, really, I-"
*Hermione clears throat*
Ron: "Aaaah screw it....she's right."
--Nina
Counselor: "There is only one step needed to make all these tantrums and quarrellings that you've been doing recently ended."
Ron: "Yeah? What is it?"
Counselor:"Miss Granger has to get rid of her cat."
Hermione: "No way! Crookshanks' okay!!"
Ron: "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
(Hermione frowns heavily)
Counselor: "But I've thought better of you two." *smiles cheekily*
Ron and Hermione: *turn around* "Huh?"
Counselor: "Mr. Weasley, go on and kiss Miss Granger. RIGHT NOW. That will settle the problems."
--Annette
HERMIONE: "We're not speaking to each other again. Care to help us out?"
HARRY: "What with?"
RON: "All I said was that I didn't think Brad Pitt was a good choice for the role of Achilles in Wolfgang Petersen's 'Troy' and she went ballistic."
HERMIONE: "Ron, I did NOT go ballistic! I was simply disappointed that you couldn't see the brilliance of Brad Pitt's performance in 'Troy'!"
RON: "What brilliance? Brad Pitt's a giant Ken Doll."
HERMIONE: "Excuse me?! Okay, did you NOT see him in 'Fight Club'?"
RON: "Hermione, you were sitting next to me when I watched 'Fight Club'. I thought it was okay, nothing great. I mean, it was no 'Ten Commandments'."
HERMIONE: "Brad Pitt is a GOOD actor!"
RON: "Oh yeah? Maybe you just have a fetish for boyish, blue eyed blonde men, Draco being the exception of course. Did you ever think of that?"
HERMIONE: "I... I do not!"
RON: "Hey it's nothing to be ashamed of, everyone goes after the blonde, blue eyed types at least once. I promise I won't tell Viktor Krum."
HERMIONE: "Would you shut up about that?!"
HARRY: "Jeez, this is almost as bad as the time she thought you were dating a Slytherin girl."
RON: "Oh yeah. Those were good times."
HERMIONE: "Shut up! One more word and I'll sick Crookshanks on you, I swear to God!"
--Bill
Hermione: "Mm... can't look at Ron, can't look at Ron... ooh, Tom Felton!"
Ron: "Mm... can't look at Hermione, can't look at Hermione... ooh, Tom Felton!"
--AgarwaenLhach
Ron: "No, allergic to this rubbish! Where did you find this?"
Harry: "On the internet, it's amazing all the stuff you can find there!"
Hermione: "Sounds like something straight out of Witch Weekly! I hope your mum doesn't get a hold of this Ron, I wouldn't want her to think again that Harry and I were together, it was enough trouble clearing it up last time."
Ron: "Yeah, I can't believe she made me kiss you in front of everyone to prove that you weren't in love with Harry."
Harry: "What? You've kissed?! Where was I during this? I thought I got the first kiss in the group!? Why didn't you tell me, I thought we were friends, how could you keep this from me...."
*Harry rambles in a dazed manner while Hermione and Ron escape to the Prefects compartment for a snog session*
--ILuvRonniekins
RON: "But WHY does screenwriter Steve Kloves keep cutting out all the best R/H stuff?"
HERMIONE: "I just don't know."
--Bill
RON: "What do you mean we have to wait till we're 20 to enjoy a happier, less argumentive relationship?"
JK: "Because if you two became happy now, it wouldn't be as funny."
RON: "But that's not fair!"
JK: "You only have to wait seven years at this point."
HERMIONE: "We can't wait that long!"
--Bill
Ron: "Look, it sickens me that you keep doing this! I WANT MY LINE BACK, YOU CREEP!"
Hermione: "Foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach! I'll kill you!"
Steve Kloves: (looks fearful) "You're - you're not real.... you can't hurt me..."
Ron: "OH YES WE CAN!"
Hermione: "Sic him, Crookshanks!"
--dutchtulips
Ron: (thinking) "Ok, I've finally found something that I dislike about Hermione - her stupid cat!"
Hermione: (thinking) "Ok, I've finally found something that I dislike about Ron - the idiot doesn't like my cat!"
Harry: (thinking) "Ok, at this moment, they're looking bewildered trying to figure out how to get their future relationship around the fact that they can't agree about that stupid cat!"
Crookshanks: (thinking) "Ok, first I've got to kill Wormtail, and then I'll get those stupid humans to admit that they like each other!"
--Daniel
Hermione: "Jeez. That Fleur... She couldn't wait until Goblet of Fire, could she? Stealing my Ronniekins!"
Ron: *drools* "Fleur...."
Hermione: "Oh, this is ridiculous."
*grabs Ron and snogs him, while all the R/Hr shippers cheer, and try to kill H/Hrs, and Harry leaves to go snog Ginny*
--Susie
Ron: "Harry... I... umm... we... have something to umm... tell you..."
Harry: "What is it??"
Hermione: "Umm... Ron and I are going out..."
Ron: "Yeah... but that doesn't mean that we won't hang out with you anymore... and..."
Harry: "YES!!!" *dances* "THEY ARE GOING OUT!! THEY ARE GOING OUT!!! At last!!! I MEAN HONESTLY!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!"
--Celine
Doctor: "Hermione, for the last time, you cannot get pregnant by snogging!"
Ron: "Doctor, we just want to make sure we have a healthy, steady relationship. And I don't want Hermione to be uncomfortable doing anything she doesn't want to do."
Hermione: *gives Ron a look* "Oh since when do you care?"
Ron: "No Hermione, really, I-"
*Hermione clears throat*
Ron: "Aaaah screw it....she's right."
--Nina
Counselor: "There is only one step needed to make all these tantrums and quarrellings that you've been doing recently ended."
Ron: "Yeah? What is it?"
Counselor:"Miss Granger has to get rid of her cat."
Hermione: "No way! Crookshanks' okay!!"
Ron: "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
(Hermione frowns heavily)
Counselor: "But I've thought better of you two." *smiles cheekily*
Ron and Hermione: *turn around* "Huh?"
Counselor: "Mr. Weasley, go on and kiss Miss Granger. RIGHT NOW. That will settle the problems."
--Annette
HERMIONE: "We're not speaking to each other again. Care to help us out?"
HARRY: "What with?"
RON: "All I said was that I didn't think Brad Pitt was a good choice for the role of Achilles in Wolfgang Petersen's 'Troy' and she went ballistic."
HERMIONE: "Ron, I did NOT go ballistic! I was simply disappointed that you couldn't see the brilliance of Brad Pitt's performance in 'Troy'!"
RON: "What brilliance? Brad Pitt's a giant Ken Doll."
HERMIONE: "Excuse me?! Okay, did you NOT see him in 'Fight Club'?"
RON: "Hermione, you were sitting next to me when I watched 'Fight Club'. I thought it was okay, nothing great. I mean, it was no 'Ten Commandments'."
HERMIONE: "Brad Pitt is a GOOD actor!"
RON: "Oh yeah? Maybe you just have a fetish for boyish, blue eyed blonde men, Draco being the exception of course. Did you ever think of that?"
HERMIONE: "I... I do not!"
RON: "Hey it's nothing to be ashamed of, everyone goes after the blonde, blue eyed types at least once. I promise I won't tell Viktor Krum."
HERMIONE: "Would you shut up about that?!"
HARRY: "Jeez, this is almost as bad as the time she thought you were dating a Slytherin girl."
RON: "Oh yeah. Those were good times."
HERMIONE: "Shut up! One more word and I'll sick Crookshanks on you, I swear to God!"
--Bill
Hermione: "Mm... can't look at Ron, can't look at Ron... ooh, Tom Felton!"
Ron: "Mm... can't look at Hermione, can't look at Hermione... ooh, Tom Felton!"
--AgarwaenLhach
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2. You've written more letters to them than you can count.
3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would Jesus do?) you ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).
4. You have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.
5. You have more pictures of them than you do of your own family.
6. You were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.
7. You can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.
8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.
9. You don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.
10. People think you suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear you referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."