a smiley face laughing
Meg:We're happy to be here ,but really the only audience is just me and hercules ? we're only two people valeria not exactly a full house.
Valeria:I know that and besides me and the girls are watching too so there'll be three more audience so that makes 5 of us.
Saurice:And don't worry meg and hercules helia and flora are coming too , so that means there'll be a bit more audience rather than just 5 people
Meg:Okay
Sierra:She's right 5 of us plus two more is 7! yup we'll be a 7 audience
Hercules:Cool cause , I can't wait to see the videos.
Meg:I agree with hercules.
Valeria:Trust me your gonna crack up so-
Hoopla fish:HOOPLA! HOOPLA! HOOPLA!
Valeria:(covers ears) How in the hell did he get in here ?
Meg:(covers ears) I don't know !
Hercules:(covers ears) Me neither !
Sierra:(covers ears), (whines ) Make him sto-h-h-op !
Saurice:(covers ears) He getting annoying.
Hoopla fish:HOOPLA! HOOPLA! HOOPLA! (countiues to say hoopla)
Valeria:Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (throws a brick at hoopla fish)
Hoopla fish:HOOPLA! HOOPL-(gets hit on the head by the brick)
Valeria:(sighs) Much better.
Hercules,meg,sierra,saurice: (looks at valeria)
Valeria:What ? he was getting annoying and you were the once that told me to make him stop weren't you sierra ? (glares at sierra)
Hercules,meg,saurice:(turns to sierra)
Sierra:Well yeah , but i didn't mean to make him stop in a mean way.
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Valeria:*rolls eyes* Whatever. Now let's countiue this before i'll go crazy on here.
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Helga & harold scenes
Helga:(checks over tiny pieces of paper )Guilty,guilty,guilty...fudgey,nut,nut bar ?
Harold:It's on the back MADAME FORTRESS MOMMY!!!
Helga:(flips over the back of the paper) oh.
Harold:Who ?,who ? know one else but-(chokes on banana) baa-laaaughh!!!!!!!
Helga:Out of my way, i'm a certified cpu coming through. (kicks harold's ass)
Harold:BLAUGH!!!(spits banana on curly), *sighs* that's better.
Helga:Okay what monkey boy here is trying to say that eugene couldv'e pulled the fire alarm.
Young helga:That's right i'm walking here helga g. pataki.
Young harold:What's the "g" stand for ?
Young helga:that's known of your beeswax now get busy with your painting before i make you wear it. (puts purple paint on harold's nose)
Young harold:Okay (mumble) madame fortress mommy.
Harold:(on the phone) hello ? mommy it's me harold.
Unknown guy:I never heard of you , don't call me again !!!! (hangs up)
Harold:(hangs up phone) I dialed the wrong number.
Helga:(facepalms) great, just great you don't even know your own phone number.
Harold:Rule 1 go straight to the yahoo chocolate hospitalty room and eat chocolate num nums till you puke !!!
Helga:ahh stop cheerying already! harold's anxies enough ! don't encourage him.
Harold:Listen helga i been dreaming about this field trip since kindergarden and i'm planning on having the best day of my life , so stay out of way madame fortress mommy !!!
Helga:and you better stay out of my way pink boy.
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The girls:HAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
HerculesXmeg:HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Hercules:HAHAHAHAHAHAH WHOOO!!! that was funny (wipes a tear)
Meg:HAHAHAHAHA!!!! that was genius.
Hercules:By the way what does "madame fortress mommy mean anyways ?
Sierra:(Mimics unknown guy) i never heard of you don't call me again! HAHAHAHAAH!!!!
Valeria,saurice,meg,herc:HAHAHAHAHA!!!
(crys and coughs).
Valeria:(wipes a tear) *sighs* I don't know maybe it's like a kid's pun or something.
Sierra:Well i think it means to be bossy.
Saurice:Yeah maybe.
Meg:Hey can we press for an instant replay on the flic ?
Valeria:Sure (rewinds the flic)
After 10 minutes of laughing hystercially
The five decided to take a little break.
Valeria:Okay everybody ready for the next flic ?
Meg,herc,sierra,saurice:YEAH!!!!!!!!
*Helia & flora enters the room*
Helia:Sorry we're late guys.
Flora:We had to water the plants they need their needed special care.
Valeria:'tis alright
Saurice:you made it just in time.
Herc&meg:Hey helia , hey flora.
Helia&flora:Hey hercules , hey meg
Sierra:Your gonna love the next flic
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Patrick scenes
Doodlebob:(draws a bowling bowling ball and rolls it over to patrick)
Patrick:YYAAAAAA!!!! (gets hit by bowling ball and turns into mulitpe bowling pins and gets hit twice)
Spongebob:You okay patrick?
Patrick:FINLAND!!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebob:(Iin the shape of texas) patrick what am i now ?
Patrick:Uhh stupid ?
Spongebob:No i'm texas.
Patrick:What's the difference ?
Spongebob&patrick:HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
*Patrick knocks on a random fishes door *
Random fish:(opens door) hello ?
Patrick:I love you.
Random fish:(closes door quickly)
Squidward:Can you take hats in a diginfy manner ?
Patrick :You mean like a weenie , okay may i take your hat sir ? , may i take you hat sir , may i take your hat sir , may i.(gets coverd by squidward's tentacles)
Squidward:(covers patrick's mouth) alright i heard enough you got the job.
Flying dutchman:awwwwwwwwooooo!!!!!
Spongebob:baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Patrick:leddle , leedle , leedle lee!!!!!!!!
Flying dutchman :awwwwoooo!!!!!
Spongebob:baaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
Patrick:leddle , leedle , leedle lee!!!!!
Flying dutchman:(tries to howl).
Patrick:awwwughleawwwleddle!!!!!
Flying dutchman:(tries to howl)
Patrick star:awwwoolddbahhhh.
The Girls:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The
Guys:HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHHAAH!!!!!
Hercules:(mimics patrick)leedle ,leedle leedle lee"
"HAHAHAHAHAAH!
Helia:(also mimic's patrick) "may i take your hat sir ?" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!!!
Helia & herc:(lHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Meg:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH "i love you " HAHAHAH!!!
Sierra:HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"FINLAND!"
Saurice:finland was definitly the best HAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAH!!!!!!
Valeria:i know right ?HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Flora:yeah it was HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!
Saurice:let's rewind the flic again boss.
Valeria:okay. (rewinds flic again)
After five mintues of coughing really hard and drinking water
Valeria:WHOO!!! that felt good now for our last flic of the day the proud family!
Valeria:now let's begin the flic y'll
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SUGA MAMA & OSCAR SCENES
Suga mama:(drops her teeth on a cup of water)boy get that camera of me.
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Oscar:(facing the camera to suga mama) shh, shh everbody be quiet i got a video of the legenardy big foot.
Suga mama:i got your big foot alright (lifts foot and kicks the camera)
Oscar:YAAOWWWWW!!!!!!
Trudy:(carrying bebe & cece) get up oscar we have to take the twins to the zoo.
Oscar:(facing the camera to trudy & the twins)c'mon trudy the twins don't wanna go to suga mama's house
*Suga mama tries to punch him but misses*
Oscar:HA HA!! you miss!
*Suga mama finally punches him*
Oscar:OWW!
Suga mama:hey oscar get a shot of this (wears short pink t-shirt and short shorts)
Oscar:(sees suga mama's "new outfit") AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Trudy:what's wrong baby did you break your camera ?
Oscar:no worse (his eyes break in pieces) awww.
Oscar:trudy the only reason we came here to pet an old goat we couldv,e stayed home and petted suga mama's head ha ha!!
Suga mama:(between two goats) get him *snaps finger*
Oscar:(sees goats rampaging towards him)AHHHHHH!!!!!!!,TRRRRUUUUUDDDAAAYYYY!!!!!!
Oscar:just give me the balloons!!
Suga mama:son you don't want me to give theses balloons.
Oscar:mama don't question y autority just hand me the balloons and go haunt somebodies else's house
Suga mama:whatever you say son i hope you enjoy your trip (gives the balloons to oscar)
Oscar:(grabs balloon from suga mama) what trip? (balloons lift him up in the air)BABABABABNANBBBAAAHH!!!!!
Suga mama:that trip!! and don't forget to write!!HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
Oscar:MAMA!!! (countiues to fly up in the air)
The Guys:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!
The Girls:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
Valeria:(mimcs oscar) "c,mon trudy the twins don't wanna go to suga mam's house" *throws her fists in the air* AHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHA!!!!!!
The Guys:(on the floor laughing) HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meg:HAHAHAH i love the part where suga mam wore that pink bathing suit then oscar saw her and his eyes broke in pieces!!I
HAHAHAAHAH!!!!
Sierra:and the part where suga mama gave oscar the balloons and flew up in the air!!
HAHAHAHAHH that was fun-nay!
Flora:i know right? HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
OTHERS:(agreeing)
Rewinds flic after 5 minutes of laughing , crying and coughing the gang decided to take a break from watching the funny flics
Valeria:(horesly voice) i don't know about y'll but those were the best flics i ever saw.
Sierra:(horesly voice) yeah they were really funny.
Saurice:(horesly voice)that was a good laugh but now what guys?
Hercules:(horesly voice)how about we got to boomers and grab some pizza?
Helia:(horesly voice)i'm with you man (clears throat) wanna come flora?
Flora:(horesly voice)i'll go anywhere you go helia except for the boy's bathroom though.
Hercules:how about it meg?
Meg:(horesly voice)i'm with you herc.
Valeria:sounds like a plan (stomach growls)i'm hungry anyways.
Sierra:me too.
Saurice:me three.
Saurice:who's turning off the lights
Valeria:i ain't doing it.
Sierra:i'll do it *turns the on swith off *
Everybody:(horesly voice)good bye and thank you fro laughing with us and watching the flic with us there'll be a part 2 soon so stay tuned.
THE END
the gang laughing their heads off
