This is a fanfic written by iTorchic on Fanfiction.net, and i thought it was brilliant! i wanted to post my favorites here.
11. Show up in a human movie
Julie Andrews didn't know the full extent of the meaning behind the lyrics 'The hills are alive with the sound of music' while in Austria. Now, none of the nations who watch that movie can keep a straight face through the song.
19. Start a Rave
It was usual that America was late, but when he showed up at a world conference in party gear and an ipod with giant speakers blaring with party lights before turning out the room's own lights, it had been enough.
"PARTY ON DUDES!"
"So, who votes to lock him in a closet for the rest of the day on his own?"
After a first time unanimous vote (since America wasn't paying attention to them at all), the US of A spent the rest of the day having a party in the hallway closet by himself.
21. Start WWIII
Alfred held the world conference in Chicago due to some security concerns in the Big Apple however, all of the nations got caught in the early February blizzard. Trapped there all night built tensions so in the morning, one 'smart' nation decided to throw a snowball at one of the others how had drove him up the wall throughout the night. The only problem with this however was that the attacker missed.
This small act soon led the building of giant snow forts from the snow piles that were even taller than Russia and in turn led to alliances being made and the start of WWIII…using snowballs.
26. Try to Live Through Mistakes
Now, both Germany and England had the misfortune of being dragged to Alfred's house for super Sunday, Italy tagging along of course, and witnessed the breakdown of the superpower when his national anthem was flubbed.
"She's my own citizen! How could she mess it up?" The sobbing nation cried, only making things awkward for the two other blonds.
"There, there?" Needless to say, comforting was a bit weird. Thankfully, the game itself cheered the man back up.
27 . Follow Tradition
"What on earth are you wearing?"
"What'd you mean Artie?"
"You're wearing a wedge of cheese on your head, aru."
"Oh! That's my cheese head!"
"We realize that, da. Why exactly are you wearing it comrade?"
"The Packers won the Superbowl! I pay tribute to the champions by wearing their gear for the week afterwards! Green Bay is still celebrating along with the rest of Wisconsin! Plus, the cheese hat, when flipped, can be lined with wax paper and you can hold nachos inside while the three other fist sized compartments can hold cans of soda! It's genius!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Americans are bloody insane."
30. Train your Allies
It was a new rule that China should not watch Disney movies before training. The Asian ended up forcing the Allies to go through a training course all while singing 'I'll Make a Man Out of You'.
36. Discuss who would win in a fight: a ninja or a pirate
It was the most outspoken that anyone had ever seen out of the nation of the rising sun. It ended up with a duel of honor between England and Japan for their rightful group of fighters.
They're still going at it to this day, but you won't see it. The ninjas make it so.
11. Show up in a human movie
Julie Andrews didn't know the full extent of the meaning behind the lyrics 'The hills are alive with the sound of music' while in Austria. Now, none of the nations who watch that movie can keep a straight face through the song.
19. Start a Rave
It was usual that America was late, but when he showed up at a world conference in party gear and an ipod with giant speakers blaring with party lights before turning out the room's own lights, it had been enough.
"PARTY ON DUDES!"
"So, who votes to lock him in a closet for the rest of the day on his own?"
After a first time unanimous vote (since America wasn't paying attention to them at all), the US of A spent the rest of the day having a party in the hallway closet by himself.
21. Start WWIII
Alfred held the world conference in Chicago due to some security concerns in the Big Apple however, all of the nations got caught in the early February blizzard. Trapped there all night built tensions so in the morning, one 'smart' nation decided to throw a snowball at one of the others how had drove him up the wall throughout the night. The only problem with this however was that the attacker missed.
This small act soon led the building of giant snow forts from the snow piles that were even taller than Russia and in turn led to alliances being made and the start of WWIII…using snowballs.
26. Try to Live Through Mistakes
Now, both Germany and England had the misfortune of being dragged to Alfred's house for super Sunday, Italy tagging along of course, and witnessed the breakdown of the superpower when his national anthem was flubbed.
"She's my own citizen! How could she mess it up?" The sobbing nation cried, only making things awkward for the two other blonds.
"There, there?" Needless to say, comforting was a bit weird. Thankfully, the game itself cheered the man back up.
27 . Follow Tradition
"What on earth are you wearing?"
"What'd you mean Artie?"
"You're wearing a wedge of cheese on your head, aru."
"Oh! That's my cheese head!"
"We realize that, da. Why exactly are you wearing it comrade?"
"The Packers won the Superbowl! I pay tribute to the champions by wearing their gear for the week afterwards! Green Bay is still celebrating along with the rest of Wisconsin! Plus, the cheese hat, when flipped, can be lined with wax paper and you can hold nachos inside while the three other fist sized compartments can hold cans of soda! It's genius!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Americans are bloody insane."
30. Train your Allies
It was a new rule that China should not watch Disney movies before training. The Asian ended up forcing the Allies to go through a training course all while singing 'I'll Make a Man Out of You'.
36. Discuss who would win in a fight: a ninja or a pirate
It was the most outspoken that anyone had ever seen out of the nation of the rising sun. It ended up with a duel of honor between England and Japan for their rightful group of fighters.
They're still going at it to this day, but you won't see it. The ninjas make it so.