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posted by Aerohead
Get caller I.D. Saves you alot of trouble.
Get caller I.D. Saves you alot of trouble.
WARNING:This is just some stupid joke article which you really should not waste your time on.

Over the years I have seen countless horror movies. Everything from "Nightmare On Elm Street" to "Child's Play." From "IT" to "The Exorcist" And so on and so forth. If you don't wanna sit through a 2 hour flim here are the main points you might pick up in a horror movie.

1)Don't take your eyes off a murder. They move at the speed of light.

2)Just cause it's small doesn't mean its not deadly.

3)Yell "Help" all you want. No one will save you.

4)Girls never wear bras in horror movies. It just isn't done.

5)Never investigate strange noises.

6)When people say don't go into the creepy,old,cursed house. You probably shouldn't go in.

7)If some one has died there it is most likely not a good place to raise children.

8)It is a not a very good idea to split up.

9)Never go to a camp they have bugs,murders and flesh eating viriuses.

10)The next time you hear about a "Cool party" you might wanna skip it.

11)Always listen to the crazy ones. They are usually right.

12)Get caller I.D. Saves you alot of trouble.

13)Don't shoot the dead. Your wasting your time

14)If your car breaks down.Don't ask for help in the small deserted village....it usual isn't deserted at all.

15)Don't mess with the kids

16)It's always the quiet ones

17)I don't care how hot they are you should probably keep it in your pants.

18)Get over your missing friends and run!

19)Indian barrial grounds=Dont' touch!

20)If you aren't dead yet you'll probably make it into the next 7 sequels.

Yeah that was completely dumb and pointless but I felt it was worth posting.
If your car breaks down.Don't ask for help in the small deserted village....it usual isn't deserted at all.
If your car breaks down.Don't ask for help in the small deserted village....it usual isn't deserted at all.
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