posted by housecuddy4ever
I wrote another Fanfic
I would like to thank Immunity for inspiring me. ^^
Oh there are no nuclear imaging.House broke all of the nuclear imaging.
The song I chose for the end of this episode is pretty random.I doubt it matches the ending.
I gave Chase more screen time
I think some of our favorite doctors are out of characters.
A small appearance by Wilson.
Sorry Wilson <3
Last but not least...
ENJOY IT :D
[open to a PPTH recovery room]
[8 adults,3 elders,4 teens,and 3 children are in the room]
[Recovering patient is on a hospital bed]
Kelsey(the recovering patient):You guys I'm fine!
Andrea(Kelsey's sister):Just let us spoil you until you are healthy again.
Steven(Kelsey's husband):Then you can spoil your child again.
[Steven pulls in Rose,their child]
Agatha[The mother]:Yes.It's hard work spoiling a 5year old,3 year old,and an 8 year old!
Erika[One of Kelsey's nieces]:Aunt Kels,I bought you a CD.
[Ericka pulls out a CD]
I hope you like it.
[Ericka hands Kelsey the CD]
Kelsey:[laughs]How did you know I like them?
Lacey[Erika's twin]:Uh because you were putting down mine and Ericka's favorite bands.Nightwish and Evanescence.So we guessed that you liked Within Temptation!
[Ericka,Kelsey,and Lacey laugh]
Agatha:I will never understand you young peoples music.What are these 'Within Temptation'?
Andrea:Mom!Don't get Kelsey started or she'll start singing one of their songs!
Kelsey:[singing]In my darkest hours I could not foresee...
Andrea:[pulls out a bear from a plastic bag]Here.Maybe this will shut you up...
[Andrea clutches her head]
Sandra[Kelsey's and Andrea's sister]:Dre are you alright?
Andrea:Yeah just...I have a bad headache...
[Everybody in the room looks at Andrea]
[Andrea starts to breathe heavily]
[Andrea vomits blood and collapses]
Sandra:Somebody get someone!
[Ericka and Lacey rushes out to get somebody]
[cut to credits]
[open in on the differential room]
[Foreman,Kutner,and Taub are sitting around the table]
[Thirteen comes in with 4 files]
[Thirteen throws 3 on the table]
[Thirteen opens the one in her right armpit]
Thirteen: 34 year old woman,low-grade fever,headache,shortness of breath...
[Thirteen drops the file she is reading]
[Kutner rushes and picks it up]
[Kutner hands Thirteen the file]
[Thirteen takes the file]
Thirteen:[cont.]Uh....and vomiting blood
[Kutner takes his seat]
Thirteen:[cont.]:Dad died of Huntington's.....
Taub:Thirteen are you--
Thirteen:[cont.]:He was 40 years old........
[House comes in]
House:Good morning Ducklings.
[The team looks at him like he's nuts]
[House snatches the file out of Thirteen's hand]
[Thirteen scoffs and takes a seat near Kutner]
House:Yeah.You 3[points cane at Thirteen,Taub,and Kutner] follow me around like I'm Mother Goose.
House:Foreman?He's nothing to me.
[Foreman rolls his eyes]
Foreman:We have a case.
House:I know.I saw the files.
[House starts to write on the whiteboard]
[Cuddy comes in]
Cuddy:Dr.Hadley,I need to see you.
[Thirteen gets up]
[House stops writing and turns around]
House:Whoa,whoa,whoa!Differential.And her name is Thirteen.
Cuddy:I need to speak to you Dr.Hadley.
House:Get her name right...
[Thirteen walks out of the office]
Cuddy:House shut up and get back to your patient.
[Cuddy follows Thirteen]
[Thirteen and Cuddy walk together]
Thirteen:What is this about Dr.Cuddy?
Cuddy:I found this[pulls out a piece of paper]
[Thirteen and Cuddy stop walking]
[Thirteen grabs the piece of paper]
Thirteen:Where did you find this?
Cuddy:On the floor of Pathology.
[House,Kutner,and Taub are walking toward them]
[Thirteen looks down]
Cuddy:I'm sorry Dr.Hadley you have Huntington's.
Thirteen:When symptoms start I'm resigning Dr.Cuddy.
[House,Kutner,and Taub are 10 feet away from them]
[Cuddy nods and walks away]
[Thirteen shoves the PCR results in her lab coat pocket]
[House,Kutner,and Taub stop in front of Thirteen]
[Thirteen looks confused]
[The Ducklings look at each other]
House:Start the differential...3...2....
House:Wait until the countdown is over.1...and GO!
[The Ducklings look at House like he is crazy]
Taub:[cont.]have an autoimmune.Like...
House:Don't say the 'L' word.
Thirteen:We are doing the differential.Like you said.Let us throw our ideas around then you can make comments about them.
[House looks at Thirteen's face]
Thirteen:I am not.
Thirteen:I'm not your damn dog.
[Thirteen walks toward the patient's room]
[Kutner and Taub look at each other]
[Kutner and Taub follow Thirteen]
[Kutner and Taub enter Andrea's room]
[Thirteen is checking on her fever]
Andrea:I feel fine.Can I go home?
Thirteen:Your fever is residing.You can go home.
Taub:Thirteen can we talk?Kutner can you go and get Mother Goose.
[Kutner nods and leaves]
[Thirteen walks out of the room]
Taub:What is wrong with you?
Thirteen:She's fine.She can go home.
Taub:We need to run tests...
Thirteen:Then run your tests.I'm going home.
[Thirteen walks off]
[Taub stands there confused and goes into Andrea's room]
[cut to commercial]
[Thirteen is walking in the main floor lobby and heading out the door]
[Thirteen stops and turns around]
House:[yelling]Where the hell are you going?
Thirteen:I'm going home.
House:Last time I checked your shift isn't over and you have a patient!
Thirteen:Taub and Kutner can handle one patient.I'm going home.
[Thirteen turns back around and heads out the doors of PPTH]
House:Go out those doors and your fired.
[Thirteen stops dead in her tracks]
[Thirteen hesitates and heads out of the doors]
[House heads toward Cuddy's office]
Cuddy:[on the phone]Yeah.Maybe we can do...
[House barges in]
Cuddy:[on the phone cont.]dinner.Gotta go.
[Cuddy hangs up the phone]
Cuddy:What do you want House?
[House takes a seat in front of Cuddy's desk]
House:Who are you having dinner with?
Cuddy:None of your business.Do you have a reason of being here other than to bug me?
House:No other reason.Wilson?
Cuddy:No.I'm busy I have to give accounting these...
[House plays with staples on Cuddy's desk]
Cuddy:[on the phone]Dr.Cuddy.[slaps House's hand]
Cuddy:[on the phone]Right away.[hangs up]
[Cuddy gets up]
[House also gets up]
Cuddy:Your patient is being rushed to surgery.
Cuddy:She has internal hemorrhaging
[cut to the OR room that Andrea is in]
Chase:She has a lot of bleeding.Out of no where?
Kutner:Yeah.Where is she bleeding from?
[Chase digs around Andrea's abdominal cavity]
Chase:I can't find the bleeder
[Cardiac monitor goes off]
Nurse:She's in V-tach!
Chase:Get the paddles!
[House and Cuddy are in the room above the OR]
[Kutner hands Chase the paddles]
[Chase shocks Andrea]
Chase:Charge to 360!
[Kutner charges the defibrillators]
[Chase shocks Andrea again]
[cut to the room above the OR]
[House and Cuddy are watching Chase shock Andrea]
[Taub comes in]
[House and Cuddy turn around]
Cuddy:What do the test results say?
[House snatches the test results from Taub]
House:See for yourself
[House hands Cuddy the test results]
[House limps toward the intercom]
Cuddy:Oh god.She has 1 kidney left.
[cut to the OR]
Kutner:Got a pulse.It's rapid.
Chase:How long has it been?
Chase:She probably has brain damage.
House(over the intercom):One of her kidneys exploded.
Kutner:What?That's not even possible.
House(over the intercom):Everything is possible in this hospital.Chase get your girlfriend,and met me and my new posse in the differential room.
[House is gone]
[Cuddy presses the intercom button]
Cuddy(over the intercom):House probably has a good reason.
[Chase leaves the OR]
Cuddy(over the intercom):Dr.Kutner I need to speak with you.Nurse please wheel Ms.Harris out of the OR.
Nurse:Right away Dr.Cuddy.
[Nurse wheels Andrea out of the OR]
[cut to commercial]
[cut to differential room]
[Cameron,Chase,Taub,Kutner,Cuddy,and House are there]
[White board reads:Fever,S.O.B.,Headache,Vomiting Blood,Hemorrhaging,Cardiac Arrest,Kidney Exploding]
[Cameron is reading a file]
[House has the marker in his hand and is shaking it]
House:Nothing could cause this.
Chase:Could be 2 illnesses.
House:Yeah.And it could be Lupus.
Kutner:Where is Thirteen?
House:She got fired.
[House pops 6 vicodin]
[Foreman enters the room]
Cuddy:How is she?
Foreman:I just started her on dialysis.
[House adds Renal Failure]
Cameron:Could be TTP.
Kutner:She would be having seizures and jaundice.
Chase:Who knows,maybe her liver is next.
Taub:Anthrax.It explains all of her symptoms.
Cameron:Doesn't explain the cardiac arrest.
Chase:Cardiac arrest is explained by DIC.Plus she would have to have skin necrosis.
[House grabs the whiteboard eraser and erases Cardiac Arrest]
Cuddy:Could be Bolivian hemorrhagic fever.
House:She hasn't traveled out of the country.
Cuddy:I thought everybody lies?
House:Want me to go and ask her?She's in a coma so it would be hard to ask her.
[Cuddy rolls her eyes]
Cameron:Staphylococcal toxic shock syndrome?Doesn't explain the shortness of breath...
Chase:Or the vomiting blood.
[House adds coma to the list of symptoms]
House:Nothing explains everything.
[House erases everything on the white board]
Cuddy:What are you doing?
House:[shaking the marking between his fingers]The top 3 deadly symptoms.Which symptoms are more important...
Cameron:They are all...
House:Yeah,yeah,yeah.The ones that would lead to the deadly disease that is killing her.
[House writes down Renal Failure]
[House adds Fever]
House:Come on,come on!
[House adds Vomiting Blood]
House:2 more laps until the finish line...
Cameron:Fever can be caused by anything.Bloody vomit,and Renal Failure aren't cause by everything.
[House removes Fever]
[Thirteen enters the room]
Cuddy:Are back on House's team.
[Cuddy looks at House]
Thirteen:She has a low platelet count.
[House adds low platelet count]
[Wilson enters the room]
[Wilson stops and reads the whiteboard]
Cameron:It explains everything.Fever,Low Platelet Count,the Hemorrhaging,Bloody Vomit..
House:But not the...
Thirteen:Nothing explains everything.Probably dehydration AND Tyrosinemia .I'll start her treatment.
[Everybody but Cuddy and Wilson leave]
Wilson:You solved another puzzle House.
[House looks at Cuddy]
[Cuddy is looking at Wilson]
House:It is Wilson.
Cuddy:[embarrassed]It's somebody from acc...
House:What another [air quotes]date[stops air quoting]
[Wilson looks confused]
Cuddy:You're an ass.
[House stares at Cuddy's ass as she leaves]
[House looks at Wilson]
House:I'll explain it to you.
House:You want her don't you?
Wilson:Yes.I want her.
House:But you want to get into her pants.
Wilson:So do you.
[cut to Andrea's room]
Andrea:I have what?
Thirteen:Hepatorenal tyrosinemia.It's hereditary.Symptoms usually start around childhood.Your mother probably knew.
Andrea:I can't believe she didn't tell me.How rare is it?
Thirteen:It happens 1 in 100,000 births.And I'm starting you on I.V. fluids for your dehydration.
Thirteen:No problem.You'll probably get discharged in a few days.
[Thirteen leaves Andrea's room]
[Kutner is waiting for Thirteen]
Kutner:I can't believe she has an awesome rare disease.
Thirteen:It's not awesome it horrible.
Kutner:Why were you crying earlier?
[1 2 3 4 by Feist starts]
Thirteen:[cont.]positive for Huntington's.
[Kutner is shocked]
[cut to a Princeton road]
[House's motorcycle zooms by]
[cut to a restaurant]
[Cuddy and somebody else is there]
[Music volume goes down]
Cuddy:I'm so glad you made it mom.
Cuddy's Mom:I'm so glad I am here too Lisa...
[cut to Taub's home]
Taub's Wife:I'm leaving you Chris.
[Music volume goes back up]
[cut to another restaurant]
[Foreman,Chase,and Cameron are there]
[They are eating,and chatting,and laughing]
[cut to Wilson's office]
[Wilson stares at a picture of him and Amber]
[Wilson takes a sip of his coffee]
[end of episode]