100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in love with you.
99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.
98: It's NEVER Lupus.
97: You should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. You don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.
96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.
95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a job in oncology.
94: Why read books when you can learn everything from TV?
93. It's NEVER the first diagnosis....
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