Hugh & Lisa

1. You can be years behind on clinic duty.

2. Cuddy doesn't have a shrine of Chase.

3. Tuesdays are a good day to tell someone you love them.

4. Vicodin is not candy.

5. And neither are sleeping pills.

6. Magic baths hurt.

7. Neediness is edible.

8. You can't stop their love!

9. Men are stupid.

10. The CIA watches you if you wear green.

11. Dimes won't be picked up by a magnet.

12. Wilson's not on anti-depressants

13. He's on speed!

14. Mops can be used as canes.

15. Symbolacalating is hard to say.

16. People drool when chase wears his short-shorts.

17. Forman's momma is so fat, when her beeper goes off people...

House Season 1 Episode 22: Honeymoon

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House is occupied balancing spoons when Stacy shows up to get her husband, who needs a check-up due to abdominal pains, infantile regression, etc. Mark claims he's under stress and doesn't need help, House isn't too enthused about checking him out, and neither gets along with the other too well. But in the middle of a toast Mark collapses thanks to House drugging him to get him to the clinic.

The team go over Mark's case and House orders a battery of tests – Wilson suspects he's trying to look good for Stacy and get her back. Cameron begins to...

Wilson parked his car in front of Cuddy’s house. The silence was still filling the air around them since they left Mary’s home. The awkwardness of it was shouting the absence of words that could possibly express how they felt after what Doctor Mary told them. Seconds later Cuddy broke it.

“How… could it… have it come to this, Wilson?” Her voice was lost and his eyes focused on the street.

“I don’t know…”

“Do you want to come in?” She spoke as she opened the door.

“Only if you need me.”

Cuddy took a deep breath and the silence filled the air again. “Should I… should...

It was midnight when you decided to stood up from your bed. You’ve been toss and turning for about an hour now and sleep hasn’t been part of the plan of your neurons in your brain. You walked down the hall only to find peace just by looking at a door at the end of the lonely pavement, a feeling you’ve been trying to find for several days now. You limped towards the doorknob, making sure not to disturb anyone near you. You stopped, knowing the woman behind the door might not want and need you. It took you a couple of minutes before you set yourself that this will be the night that will...