Doesn't this make you squeal?

1. You can be years behind on clinic duty.

2. Cuddy doesn't have a shrine of Chase.

3. Tuesdays are a good day to tell someone you love them.

4. Vicodin is not candy.

5. And neither are sleeping pills.

6. Magic baths hurt.

7. Neediness is edible.

8. You can't stop their love!

9. Men are stupid.

10. The CIA watches you if you wear green.

11. Dimes won't be picked up by a magnet.

12. Wilson's not on anti-depressants

13. He's on speed!

14. Mops can be used as canes.

15. Symbolacalating is hard to say.

16. People drool when chase wears his short-shorts.

17. Forman's momma is so fat, when her beeper goes off people...

I didn't really think to write a second session, but ... after all, why not? So I wrote this, I'm not sure it's good, but ...



After this first session, House and Cuddy were very sad and angry at themselves. They knew that both of them were screwed up, but not that much. How will it possible now for them, after all they said, to work together again, well not really together because Cuddy is the Dean of Medicine and runs the hospital and House runs the Diagnostic Department, so they can work without having any contact, even it will be very complicated, given that except Cuddy nobody wants to supervise...

House sat at the bar nursing a glass of Scotch as he had become accustomed to doing as of late. This evening Wilson sat down beside him as House turned up the shot.

"Bartender", House beckoned him, another "Scotch" for me and a "Shirley Temple"for the innocent looking one.

"Wilson", keep the lectures short because I have a hot woman waiting on me at home.

Yes I was wondering why you would be at a bar when you have her waiting for you at home? Then I remembered you are in love with Cuddy.

"You are not as much fun as you use to be Wilson."

"House", I went by the apartment and Dominica said you...

Well, some of you had the idea, I tried to write something.

Cuddy is working in her office when her bleeper sounds : “Wait for you in my office. Urgent”. She looks at it and is surprised when she sees that’s from Wilson. What the hell does he want? She has a lot to do and has no time to lose! Well, he said it’s urgent, maybe a problem with a patient. She stands up and goes to Wilson’s office.
Bip!Bip!Bip! … Bip!Bip!Bip!
-You don’t answer? asks Foreman.
-No, it’s probably nothing important, answers House.
Bip!Bip!Bip! … Bip!Bip!Bip!
-House! Please, look at it, this sound drives me...

New chapter ! Ready to go ? Buckle up !

When Cuddy arrives at the hospital today, she feels uneasy and tense. She has the impression that everybody looks at her. Relax, Lisa, it’s just your imagination, how can they know for you and James ? You really need some days off. She goes to her office. There, she can try to relax and takes a little time to think about last weekend. But she has a lot of work to do, and certain tasks are urgent. She works since an hour maybe, when someone knocks at the door and enters her office. It’s Wilson. What a relief ! She was afraid it could be House. She’s...

From the hearts having hours of
hope, harmony and health,
To the hearts having to
handle hurtful hours,
To the hostile hearts holding
hate, hopelessness and harm,
To the hearts helping
humankind hit happiness and
To the hilarious hearts having
hassle-free happy hours,
Every heart is the same
It lives to love

Crazy because of happiness and pain
Crazy because of the life with you
Crazy because of the thoughts that I love you
We're like the rose with thorns
Loving with the body, wounding with the lips
Crazy because of the brave wishes - you and me

I will kiss your hands,
I will kiss your lips
All that I've got is...