making boredom

1. Dial a random number and confuse the person who answers by saying things like;
"Why did you call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up random statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a random article like this.

4. At walmart or somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, or a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

Today at school I was just on ifunny during study hall which is super boring my friends were spread out in the room because the teacher knew we would talk and split us up now u might be wondering how I was on I funny well my school has I pads I'm in study hall right now writing this on an I pad we got a lone that gives us these to try out so more schools can get them this school is a small country school only around 600 kids throw 7-12 grade they have started to get I pads in the elementary but they can't take them home like we do it's pretty cool we get i pads I mean how many people can say...