We all probably remember Reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are you today?

Reub.: You can't drink two jars of applesauce if you don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, you can make a dog bark faster than a fish can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think you are cute.


Reub.: You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.¹
Engl.: I think you're gross.

Reub.: Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
Engl.: I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.

Reub.: Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
Engl.: No.

Reub.: Does neon spaghetti take a sandwich ride down to the polo field?
Engl.: Yes.

Reub.: Ugh, I've got more pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
Engl.: I ate too much.

Reub.: I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.
Engl.: I would like to go on a double date with you and your friend.

Reub.: You don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's chowder time.
Engl.: Please, calm down.

Reub.: See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.
Engl.: Good bye.

Reub.: There's my raspberry soccer ball!
Engl.: There's my girlfriend!

Source: iCarly.com/Sam's blog
¹ Note Sam tells this to Rueben: "I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who's got ointment all over his bumbleberry." Then Rueben runs away crying.