Lol, yes, the title is weird. But anyways, I am sooooo bored right now that I'm typing up random quotes and mottos that I like. Cause I'm cool like that :P Anyways, here they are...
It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.
What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential?
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow...
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